"Alone at last" I sighed, but before I could continue there was a stabbing pain on the back of my head and everything went dark.
I woke up lying on the floor. Memories from before came flooding through my mind the guards,the horse,the tower,climbing it,but why was I on the floor? But, before I could gather my barrings I was hit again over the head and once again passed out.I woke up again but this time I was tied to a chair and had some frogs tongue in my ear (nice...) I shook the frog off and looked down to see the ropes that were binding me however I realized it wasn't ropes but hair! Long,golden hair! "Is this hair?" I asked myself in my train of thought was cut short by a feminine voice.
"Struggling...Struggling is pointless!" the voice called from the this for real? I thought squinting my eyes trying to see who was figure jumped from above but was still concealed in the shadows.
"I know why your here and I'm not afraid of you..." the voice called once , I wish I could see who's then the figure took a few steps and emerged from the darkness.I felt my jaw hit the floor standing in front of me was probably the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.I could feel my eyes getting wider I examined her head to was wearing a lavender skirt which soon transitioned into a tightly fitting bodice which hugged her curves far to well. Wait was I even blinking? I don't know all I know is I couldn't stop had slender arms in which one was holding a large frying pan (unmistakably what she hit me with)my eyes then traced their way up to her face to behold a beautifully shaped jawline, pursed rose lips (why was I so interested in them?) but that's not what really grabbed my attention (Ok well maybe a little) it was her were a striking emerald green and were slightly narrowed as she stared at me.(Can you blame her? if some random guy broke into my tower I would be a little weirded out too...) For a few brief moments the strange girl's eyes are what had my attention, at least until I looked a little higher and saw her was blond and looked exceptionally long from where I was sitting..wait? Long blond hair? I looked down to see the hair barricading my 's HER hair! But before I could even comprehend what was happening she spoke.
"Who are you and how did you find me?" She said it very sternly but for some reason, again, I was only focused on her lips as she said the words.
"Who are you and how did you find me!" This got my attention but I think I had forgotten how to speak her features were clogging my mind! All I could manage to say was...
"Uh..huh." Well, that's just great where did the charming Flynn Rider go? Just as I realised she was raising that frying pan again preparing to strike if necessary, Flynn came back with one of his best performances yet! I cleared my throught before I began to speak.
"I know not who you are nor how I came to find you but may I just say (lower head for dramatic effect) Hi..." I started off with a Shakespearean accent but when I reached the hi I used my most charming smirk and a slight growl. I waited for the girl to be completely charmed and then something I never would have expected happened..She looked at me but not with googly eyes of a charmed female she look confused and almost frowning! I couldn't let this break me I had to keep going,
"How ya doing? The name's Flynn Rider...How's your day going?" She STILL didn't wasn't she charmed no one (especially a young almost naive girl such as herself) should be able to remain that calm.
"Who else knows my location..Flynn Rider." The way she said my name with such distaste made my stomach turn but no..I can't let this girl get to me.
"Alright Blondie..." I began.
"Rapunzel." She corrected ?That's her name?Of all the strange names! What mother names their kid Rapunzel? Then I remembered my "real" name and decided I shouldn't be talking.
"Gesundheit" I quickly said, "look here's the deal I was in a situation gallivanting through the forest I came across your tower and.." Then I remembered my radiated through my body I had been so distracted by well..her (stop looking in her eyes Rider this will only make things worse) that I had completely forgotten why I was there.
"Where is my satchel?" I questioned.
"I've hidden it somewhere you'll never find it!" Rapunzel said with a this girl didn't know she was dealing with me. Flynn Rider the kingdoms greatest thief, swashbuckling rogue,etc.I took one look and noticed a pot sitting a few feet away from us.
"It's in that pot isn't it." That frying pan hit me before I even had the chance to appreciate my brilliance.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't know how she did it but she I woke up from being hit by the frying pan (for the third time) Blondie tried to make a deal with 's the deal I have to take her to see the kingdoms lantern festival and bring her home then (and only then) will she give me back my satchel.I tried everything to get out of it even the smoulder...THE SMOULDER! But no she didn't even that wasn't bad enough her psychotic frog wont stop giving me death here I am going back to the kingdom where there's guards and at least 1000 wanted posters of me just to get my satchel a mental note in case I am ever in a predicament of hiding from the ...I jabbed the arrows into the side of the tower as I descended down.
"You coming Blondie?" I yelled up to feet upon feet of golden hair was descending from the tower (It reached the bottom!Her hair must be at least 70ft!) and Rapunzel slid down on it until she was on the ground.I quickly climbed down the rest of the tower to see her marvelling at every little thing she saw (the simplest things grass,rivers,flowers,you name it.) Then disaster 's just say Rapunzel had a little...ummm...Bipolar moment?
From what I'm collecting her mother told her not to leave the tower and now she did so she's feels guilty but she is extremely happy to be in the outside world.I realized this could work to my advantage so I walked up to the currently sobbing Rapunzel and began to speak.
"You know.I can't help but feel like your a little at war with yourself here." "What?" she said confused. Wow, even with her eyes red from crying they were still mesmerizing.(stop looking at the eyes!) I quickly gathered my thoughts and continued.I told her that stuff like this is all part of growing up rebellion and such it's all , when I had her right where I wanted her I began to talk about how it would break her mothers heart and crush her soul (I even used a grape I picked from a vine to umm "demonstrate" the "crushing" of her mothers soul.
"She would be heartbroken your right..." I helped Rapunzel up and she began contemplating what she just .I just need to say a little more and she'll go home.
"I know I am...Oh bother." I said it in my most sympathetic voice possible,"I'm letting you out of the deal"
"What?" Rapunzel exclaimed.
"We will just turn around right now I get my satchel and you get to keep a mother daughter relationship built on mutual trust and we part ways as two unlikely friends..here's your pan here's your frog." I began to push her into the direction of the tower when she pushed me away.
"No! I am seeing those lanterns." She said sternly as she turned and looked at me with those big emerald eyes (I wish she would stop doingg that).
"Oh come on! what's it going to take to get my satchel back?" I exclaimed back to her. Rapunzel whipped her frying pan in front of me.
"I will use this." she threatened. I was about to say something to try and persuade her back to the tower when a bush beside us began to let out a high pitch shriek and climbed onto my back (I was for some reason ok with this...)
"Is it ruffians, thugs? Have they come for me?" Just then a small white bunny emerged from the bush.I raised an eyebrow and turned to look at Rapunzel.
"Stay calm it can probably smell fear..." I sarcastically commented as Rapunzel climbed down from my back.
"Sorry..I guess I'm just a bit jumpy." she said looking up at me. I'll say ruffians and thugs? What was her mother telling her about the outside world?
"Probably best if we avoid ruffians and thugs though?" I said questioningly to her.
"yeah,that's probably for the best." She said it hit me if I wasn't able to talk her out of this deal I might be able to scare her out of it! Oh Rider you have done it again!
"Are you hungry? I know a great place for lunch!" I said smiling as my plan began to unfold.
"Umm sure..where is it?" She looked up at me questioningly.I grabbed her hand (I guess I caught myself off guard because it was so soft and perfect that I forgot what I was doingg) but being well..me I quickly redeemed myself.
"Don't worry you'll know it when you smell it." I said pulling her in a new direction. Sometimes I amaze myself I thought as I began imagining my plans success.