A really messed up version of A Series of Unfortunate Events
Disclaimer: Note, I own nothing. Being South African I either have to steal or borrow what I want. In this case I chose to borrow characters. (But don't worry I'm merely playing with them and I'll give them back eventually).
IMPORTANT: IF YOU WANT TO BE SCARRED FOR LIFE OR IF YOU LOVE THE SERIES DON'T READ THIS.
Klaus' POV
Klaus struggled not to grimace as his sister Violet walked towards him. She was carrying that wired little monkey thing which she insisted was their sister. His sister had major problems. They were so ugly in their bright pink dresses matched with puke green shoes and hair bows. Of course it wasn't their fault they had inherited their father's looks. With their giant noses,huge eyebrows,their tiny eyes and elf-like ears they were almost as ugly as that little weird "thing" named Isadora Quagmire. He really wished Violet was hot at least then it would be fun living with her. He couldn't stand looking at her any longer. Leaning out over the balcony he puked on Count Olaf's geraniums.
Violet's POV
Klaus was so hot. Especially when he was puking. She wished she had a video camera so she could capture his hotness on tape. Oh, if only they could get married but when she'd asked him he'd replied that it was illegal for siblings to be married. I was really sad. But Klaus is so smart. And so hot.
Sunny's POV
KILL!KILL!KILL!
Isadora's POV
Klaus is so cute. But he loves his sister more. I'll have to get rid of her. The bomb should go off at any second and then we'll all be dead. Hahahahahahahahahahaha(evil laughter)
(Loud explosion)
(Blood and guts every where)
Sunny's POV
Everyone's dead. Yay. But must Kill!