I do not own dgray man.

Tyki just walked through the wall of the black order HQ he was targeting the chief .he slipped silently down the hallway and into the man's office.

Something hit him over the head and he felt a liquid drip down over him. He hit the ground moments later, passed out.

When his eyes opened the most unimaginable sight greeted his target stood over him trying hard not to laugh.

"what is so funny?"he asked then he noticed his voice sounded like a womans."what did you do to me?" he yelled, as lavi walked in and saw tyki. he smirked.

"who's the pretty lady komui?" lavi purred then angry golden eyes and long purple hair met him.

"t-tyki mikk?"lavi yelled, and he turned away, then turned back to them."strike!" he laughed then tyki tried to hit him.

Komui grabbed the gender swapped tyki."no no no no no no no no no!" komui chuckled then grabbed tyki by her long hair.

"this cant be happening omg why? Im gonna kill you komui…"tyki growled and began to choke the superviser.

Lenalee ran in and noticed the woman choking her brother."ummm komui….is that a noah?"she released komui and turned to lenalee.

"look at what he did to me!"tyki stomped, throwing a fit over what the superviser had done. allen walked in and a blush covered his cheeks, the top five buttons on tyki's shirt had popped open during her struggle with komui and revealed a large chest that wasnt there before.

"walker…you see why I hate you exorsicsts and your science nerds now?look what he did to me! Im a woman! He had better fix this because I will not return to the noah looking like this! Who knows what those dirty minded monsters would say to me!" tyki whined.

"tyki…whoa….komui you better fix this….i will watch after hi- I mean her while you work on the antidote for this…lenalee go ask klaud for assistance…tyki-chan needs clothes…" allen said laughing at tyki's pedicament while trying not to stare at his new and extremely obvious chest.

"right away! I don't wish to die by the hands of a woman!" komui yelled and allen lead tyki to the lunch room, trying not to look at the pretty woman beside him because this was just awkward. tyki used to be a dude for heavens sake.

When allen and tyki stepped through the doors wolf whistles filled the room and tyki huffed."that man had better fix this.."tyki growled.

Allen blushed and scratched the back of his head nervously."you miht end up stuck like this forever you know that right. He might not be able to find something to fix this..gomen ne" allen said ignoring the annoyed glare of the woman.

"if he doesn't find a way to fix this, because this just feels extremely awkward, I will murder him.. "tyki said, and allen tried not to laugh.

"just wait… the guys around here love seeing a new girl…and that's only because of the fact that there arent many girls around here anyways" allen said and tyki sank into his seat."oh my…" she muttered, trying to supress her feelings of dire helplessness.