Had this idea in my head forEVER and I'm just now getting it out, but hey, better late than never, hm? So, yeah, this is my FIRST VOCALOID FANFIC EVAR! :D
Anyway, this is a series of songfics, sort of tied together. Each songfic should take about two or three chapters. There's no real plotline, but they're all set in virtually the same setting. Oh, and it's almost all from a certain blue-haired guy's POV. ;D
Disclaimer: I may be part Japanese, but sadly, that does not entitle me to the owning of VOCALOID. T.T Oh, well. Enjoy!
"Miku." The teal-haired girl looked up from her food. She sat across from me as we were eating lunch. Same as every other day.
"Yeah?"
I cleared my throat, and my voice dropped to a hushed whisper. "Have you heard anything from Squad Alpha yet?"
She stared at me blankly. "Kaito... We're Squad Alpha."
I blushed, and she started giggling. "Oh... I knew that. Geez, I mean, what do you think I am, an idiot?" I laughed nervously.
She stopped giggling finally and looked at me seriously. "Do you mean our little blond friends in Squad Beta?" she asked, scratching the side of her nose with one finger.
I had to go through my brain to remember who that was. "Uhh... Oh! Yeah. Yeah, that's who I meant. Yeah, of course."
Rolling her eyes, she answered, "They still haven't sent back a progress report. It's actually getting on my nerves a little bit."
"So, wait..." I mumbled, trying to figure out what I was going to ask her. "If we're Squad Alpha, and they're Squad Beta, who's in the other squads? Wait, how many Squads do we have?" I asked, looking hopelessly at her.
"Ugh!" She banged her head on the table, her left pigtail just barely missing her salad bowl.
'Phew,' I thought. 'That was close.' If she had gotten dressing on her hair, she would have undoubtedly blamed me for it.
"Why do you keep asking me this? Didn't you write this stuff on your hand?" she asked as she lifted her head up and rested it on her hand.
I looked blankly at my right palm. "It got smudged," I told her, showing her the black smear with a puppy-dog-like dependence on her.
"I also gave you a paper with it written on it. Remember that?" she said slowly, as though she were addressing a child.
With my eyebrows scrunched, I checked my pockets. "Uh-oh..." I said quietly, hoping she wouldn't hear me.
"Oh, my God," she said, covering her eyes with her hand.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, I swear!"
She started hissing, "I cannot believe that you lost it! That paper had all of our information on it! Our mission teams, our phone numbers, our-" She gasped. "Our secret base. What if it's been compromised? Come on, we have to go check this out!" She grabbed my sleeve and started dragging me through the halls towards the office.
"Yes, may I help you?" the secretary at the office asked severely. "Oh, Miku, Kaito. What a... surprise. I suspect whatever news you have to tell me isn't good?" She lowered her glasses and brushed her long blond ponytail behind her back.
"Neru, our secret base may have been compromised, thanks to this blue-haired idiot," Miku informed her, jerking her thumb in my direction. Before I could speak up, she cut me off. "I need you to gather up the rest of Squads Gamma through Zeta, except for Meiko, and meet us there. If there's a fight waiting, we'll need everyone we can get. If there isn't... Well, we still need to have a meeting."
The Boucaloid nodded, and yelled behind her, "Karen, I'm taking my lunch break now, I need you to cover my shift for me." There came a small reply of affirmation, and Neru took off her glasses and got out from behind her desk. "Let's go."
We began walking, Miku still dragging me by the sleeve. Even though I was two years older than she was, and a whole lot taller, she demanded respect. Basically, she thought the world was hers. "So, wait," I began as soon as we and Neru went separate ways. "Who is she gathering again? And, um, why isn't she getting Meiko-san?"
"Squads Gamma through Zeta, keep up, Kaito, God!" came her impatient reply. Silently, I blinked twice. She groaned in exasperation. "Here," she spat, and shoved a laminated card with the title, 'Hatsune Secret Police' on it. It was in perfect condition, since she never had to use it.
This is what it said:
Squad Alpha: Miku and Kaito
Squad Beta: Rin and Len
Squad Gamma: Gumi and Gakupo
Squad Delta: Luka and Meiko
Squad Epsilon: Haku and Neru
Squad Zeta: Teto and Ted
"Oh, okay," I said, repeating it over and over in my head so that I wouldn't forget it. Hopefully.
"We're not getting Meiko because her classroom is our secret entrance, remember?" We made our way to classroom 161, where Meiko was sitting at her 'teacher's' desk.
"Miku-chan, Kaito-chan, what are you doing here? You don't have my class until later." Meiko stood up and addressed us, as I went to go sit down in a desk. I'd been walking all morning, and I was really tired.
"Meiko-sensei, we need to get to the secret base. That blue baka over there lost his information card, so we're all in danger," she told her, pointing at me.
Meiko face-palmed, then went behind her desk and pushed the secret button. The desk I was sitting in flipped backwards, ejecting me out of it and into a pile of precariously arranged books in the back of the classroom. The flipped desk revealed a trap door that slid open with a whoosh, allowing an elevator car to come up.
"Kaito! Quit messing around and get in!" Miku yelled at me. Rubbing my head and my back, I got up and staggered into the booth. The doors sealed closed, and we went down, with the classroom going back to normal as we left.
"Ow..." I moaned as we sped down far under the school.
Miku, still seething with anger, started hitting me, her rage finally bubbling over. "I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY LOSE THAT INFORMATION?"
"E-heh..." I whined as she continued beating me. "Meiko-sensei..."
Meiko stepped between us and admonished Miku. "Miku, you and I both know what you just did was wrong. You're supposed to do it like this!" she exclaimed.
"Wha-? Ow!" I cried as the two girls continued ganging up on me.
After what seemed like forever, we finally arrived, and I stopped being abused. In the reflectiveness of the elevator door, I was able to see myself. I had a black eye and a bloody nose. Huh. They usually hit harder.
"Kaito!"
"Eh? Coming!" I cried, hurrying to catch up, not wanting any more pain. We were walking through a long tunnel underground, and I had to duck my head to avoid banging my head against the stalactites.
Eventually, we came to a door with a keypad and a sensor plate by it. Miku tapped in her code and let the sensor plate scan her eye. The door slid open, and she marched through. Meiko did the same thing, and I was the only one left. "Umm..." I stammered.
"Kaito! Quit screwing around and put in your code, for God's sake!" Miku yelled.
"I... Umm... That is, to say... I sort of... forgot it..." I admitted shyly. I don't know why, I mean, she was on the other side of a solid steel door.
There was a loud bang from there, and I pictured Miku slamming her head against it.
"Kaito, it's 1-2-3-4, remember?" Meiko said, in a dangerously controlled voice.
"Oh... Oh, yeah..." I typed in the code and let the sensor scan my good eye. The door slid open and I stepped through hesitantly. A little too hesitantly.
As I stepped through, my muffler waved behind me, and it got caught in the door. "Ack!" I gagged as I was momentarily choked before remembering to step back so I wouldn't get killed. "Um, guys?"
Meiko and Miku, who were already continuing down the corridor that led to the meeting room, stopped and turned around.
"I'm stuck."
That did it for Miku. "AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" she bellowed as she broke off a spike from the ceiling and threatened to impale me with it. I screamed in terror as she approached.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, there! Let's just calm down for a second," came a voice, smooth like silk. A purple-haired man stepped out into the corridor, placing his hand on Miku's spike.
"Gakupo," Meiko said. She was the only one of us able to speak, since my heart and lungs were in overdrive, threatening to explode, and Miku was still breathing heavily out of sheer rage and frustration. "Finally, someone sensible."
"Miku, Miku, listen to me. Look at me, okay, breathe. In, out, in, out," Gakupo calmed her down, placing one hand on her shoulder and the other on her spike, trying to pry it out of her hands. "Good, good, now don't you feel a lot better?" he asked after he finally got me out of danger.
She was still breathing hard, but she was getting better. "Yeah..." She took a deep breath. "Yes, I feel much better now. Thanks, Gakupo," she said, hugging him.
"Um, help, please?" I muttered nervously.
Gakupo looked over at me and said, "Dude, just take your muffler off."
A look of shock flashed on my face. "And leave this beautiful thing here? Here, in this dirty cave? No way, never." I crossed my arms and tried to sit down, until I realized that I didn't have enough slack on my scarf to do that, even though my back was against the door.
Meiko sighed, walked over, and pried the doors open just enough to let me free and not do any permanent damage to them. "Thanks, Meiko, I-" She slapped me across the face.
"Baka," she muttered as she continued walking. I rubbed my cheek as I followed her.
"Ow..."
When we stepped into the room, everybody was already there. I think.
Miku sat down at her seat at the head of the table. She was the ringleader of our little secret police. I sat at her right hand. "Alright, first things first. Attendance." She pulled out a clipboard. "Miku, Kaito, Meiko," she muttered hurriedly before getting down to real business. "Rin, Len, you're back from your mission. Good," she smiled, then continued. "Gumi?"
"Here!" The green-haired carrot lover sat next to me and was as energetic as ever. "Ooh, Kaito, what happened?" she asked concernedly.
"I was stupid again," I said, tearing up, my head down in shame.
"There, there," she said, giving me a gentle hug.
I sniffed. "Miku's really mad at me."
"She'll get over it, don't worry."
"Ahem," Miku cleared her voice. "Finished?"
Gumi released me and leaned back in her chair. "Oh, lighten up a little."
Miku rolled her eyes. "Gakupo?"
"Here." He sat on Gumi's other side.
"Luka?"
"Here." The pink-haired woman sat at Miku's left, with the Kagamine twins on Luka's other side.
"Haku?"
"Here," she called, not drunk for once. She sat next to Rin.
"Neru?"
"Here," came her voice from next to Haku.
"Teto?"
"Hai, captain!" Teto sat next to Gakupo, with Ted on the other side.
"Ted?"
"..." He nodded mutely. His voice was a lot like his sister's, which was why he didn't talk very much. He hated being compared to her.
"Good, we're all here. I trust you've all been informed of why we're here?" There was a scattering of confirmation around the room. "Alright, so we need to-" She was cut off by a knocking at the door. A knocking that shouldn't have been there. Everybody's head turned.
Miku made no move towards it, apparently frozen in fear. "Kaito," she whispered, panicked. "Go look. Go check it out."
Trembling, I got up and made my way towards the door, where the knocking continued, and was getting louder and faster. Taking a deep breath, I opened the door. "H-Hello?" I said, hoping my voice didn't just crack like I thought it did.
"You are all under arrest." A man stood there, a few inches taller than me, and quite a bit brawnier, too. His black hair and grey eyes increased his looking like a businessman. Everybody in the room gasped. "Take them," he said to the multiple school revolt management officers behind him. After that, he elbowed me in the chest, knocking me out of the way, and laid his hands roughly on Miku's shoulders. Too roughly. "So, you're the head of this little operation, hm? Well, I-"
Now it was the officers' turn to gasp, as they were just now starting to enter the conference room. After gathering my strength in a brief moment, I had, in a manner that was very unlike the usual me, jumped into the air and spinning-back-kicked the man in the side, sending him flying across the room away from Miku. As all of our members knew, he had crossed the line and taken me into what we called, 'Ruthless Mode'. Glaring, I strode towards him, oblivious to all my surroundings.
"Who the hell do you think you are, bastard?" I growled at him, grabbing his lapels brusquely as I began throttling him. "You think you can just grab any girl you want however you want to? Do you?" I began screaming, as I ceased throttling and began slamming my fists across his face and body. "YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ IN HERE AND DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT? YOU THINK YOU CAN INTERRUPT A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING? WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU CAN'T!" I cut off, putting all my emphasis and power into the last syllable, punching him so hard in the mouth that several teeth went flying out of his mouth.
"...Tch," the man smirked as he wiped the blood off his mouth. "Pathetically weak, as to be expected from mere children." I gasped as he cracked his neck muscles, standing up. He flexed his vast muscles, putting me and what I thought was a pretty spectacular show of power to utter shame. His tone changed back from mocking to serious, as he backhanded me across the face, slamming me against a wall.
I began losing consciousness as the officers finally began flooding into the room, taking my friends down one by one. Miku, Luka, Len, Rin, everybody.
"Run!" Miku yelled to the members at the farther end of the table, but we had no such luck. Officers had already found our second entrance and had entered the room from the opposite side.
"Your little revolution," the businessman said to Miku, "has failed. Better luck next time. Oh, wait... There won't be a next time. Take them to the holding cells, and make sure that they have no weapons with them," he said, changing his focus from her to the second-in-command officers. They saluted, one of them grabbed me and dragged me away, and then it all went black.
Whew! Sorry that was so lengthy, I just could not find a place to stop for the life of me. Sorry... -.-' So, anyway, how'd you like it? Be sure to leave any comments you have in the reviews, please! Arigatou gozaimasu!