Team Edward VS Team Jacob

Whose side are you?

Disclaimer; I do not own Bleach… that goes for Twilight too.

For Secret Starr. I miss your fan fiction so badly.

Did you watch Eclipse?

If you're reading this, thinking about how romantic the next few paragraphs would be… just close this window and find any other link that might rock your world.

Oh you're still reading?

Don't say you haven't been warned.

Chick flick never runs in my blood. Guys might tolerate it if they watch it with their girlfriend. But in my case… things work out a little differently.

If you're a guy trying to stay awake listening to Edward and Jacob's lover quarrel, congratulation… you are a normal guy. If you're a girl enjoying Bella Swan's crazy love triangle, I think you'll get along well with Rukia… but don't tell her about what you read right now. Would it kill me if you try? Yes, and I don't want to spend my days with Kenpachi around every single day.

My name is Kurosaki Ichigo, and I'm not exactly a fan of Twilight. But I don't think letting death gods in gigai trash the mall is a good idea either. It's not like, I don't trust them or anything… it's just that things could happen. Anything could happen. So I chose to be a good guy.

Being a good guy means I would teach them how to buy a ticket, how to choose seats… well, you get the picture.

I could start at any point in that depressing night, but I guess you wouldn't want to read "Anyone Can Watch a Movie like Normal People!" because I would never read that. I would rather start from the incident. Don't get it? It's okay. I'll explain.

The incident started when Jacob said something like this, "face it, I am hotter than you." I guess he's just some dude losing his mind... maybe he's gay. Who cares? I was about to fall asleep… until Renji started talking.

"That Jacob guy looks like me."

I wanted to laugh my ass off, but I stayed quiet.

"And that Edward guy looks like you."

I kept my eyes on the screen. It was either that, or risking an angry Rukia. And I have to tell you, an angry Rukia is not very good for my health.

I realized the Edward dude started to talk like, "bla bla bla Bella bla bla bla, and something about death." Seriously, if Renji and I start snoring, she will break some ribs, and I am talking about my ribs.

Talk about Rukia, she frowned for quite some time. I didn't get why, until she started talking too, "Renji can you just watch the movie? Even Ichigo did a good job."

"Yeah Renji, watch the movie," I added. I realized Renji failed to stay awake, he snored pretty loud too. But I was sure, Rukia didn't break his ribs, and she actually let him sleep. Wow, didn't see that coming.

"Rukia," It was Renji, but he was… asleep.

"Rukia," he went on.

"Rukia you're my Bella." My fist suddenly met his face— his bleeding face.

"What the hell?"

"About time you wake up!"

The next day after that, I finally said something that bothered me as hell.

"Rukia... which do you like better, Edward or Jacob?"

Yeah, I crossed two worlds for this stupid question.

"Edward."

Yeah, did you hear what she just said? Edward.

"Because Edward looks exactly like nii-sama!"

I felt like she'd just hit me with a bankai.

As soon as Byakuya enter the room. I knew some body's going to die.

"Kurosaki Ichigo, why are you here? Alone? With my sister?"

The last thing I saw that day? Flower petals.

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Thank you for reading!