Save The World With Screen Names
s u m m a r y ::
King Mickey mails a mysterious package to Destiny Islands…computers! It turns out, Organization XII is back, and they no longer want Kingdom Hearts…but total reign over the internet! How can our heroes stop them? With the magic of IMing of course! Whacky pairings and mad KH crack inside.
h o w i t b e g a n
"What is it?" Sora asked in wide-eyed wonder, staring at the package that had washed up upon Destiny Island's shores. It was a large brown box with a letter taped onto it, bearing King Mickey's symbol. Riku and Kairi stood nearby, not wanting to have anything to do with the box.
"It's a package, obviously," Riku stated, crossing his arms. "Sora, bring it here." He didn't want to touch it, what if it blew up in his face? Nope, it'd be safer if Sora took the risk.
He did, heaving the heavy box over to his friends. Quickly, the brunette handed the letter taped onto the box to Riku and tore into the package, trying to find out what was inside.
It took a while, but when Sora got to the bottom of the package, he pulled out three mysterious items that he had never seen before. He turned his blue eyes to Riku for help.
"They're called laptops," the silver-haired boy said, skimming through the note quickly. "And they're from King Mickey…Says here that the Organization's back…and they wanna take over something called the Internet."
"Not again!" Kairi groaned, tossing her arms in the air. "You guys can't leave the islands again, we just got done with this whole beating-up-evil thing two times in a row!"
Sora shook his head and snatched the note from Riku. "I don't think we'll have to leave again this time…and…you can help, Kairi!"
Kairi and Riku both crowded around the note as Sora read the important things out loud. "The Internet can be accessed through these laptop things, kinda like when I went to Space Paranoids, I guess, except, different. When we get to the Internet, we'll need things called screen names, so we can talk to each other using this odd thing called "IMing". We'll have to figure out what the Organization's screen names and make sure they don't take over the Internet!"
Kairi looked confused. "So, we'll need screen names, and then we can talk to people all over the world?"
Riku nodded, pointing at a part in the note. "That's about right. Everyone we know has one. Leon, Cloud, Yuffie, Roxas, Yen Sid…Winnie the Pooh…" Riku stopped for a second to think how that was even possible. "Mickey says to be careful of websites like MyKeySpace, that's where you can get…molested and raped…"
The threesome shuddered.
"Alright, this sounds easy!" Sora exclaimed, tossing his heads behind his head. "Everyone take a laptop and we'll meet up online tonight!"
Riku and Kairi nodded with a slight smile.
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spikyhairedshortee14: riku?
DaRkEmO: yea, it's me
spikyhairedshortee14: this IM thing is hella confusing, and the Internet's even worse
DaRkEmO: lmao sora, just get in a chat, then everyone'll talk to you, we'll get closer to finding the Org. that way
spikyhairedshortee14: alright, but if I run into some mental creep who wants to molest me, I'm blaming you
-spikeyhairedshortee14 has left IM-
DaRkEmO: …Who'd wanna molest you?
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goodyTWOshoes: I'm just suggesting, maybe you should stop chasing sephiroth all the time, maybe go bowling with tifa and forget about him
angelhater224: but…he NEEDS TO DIE
compxxaddict: XD leave cloud alone aerith, his obsession will kill him one day
goodyTWOshoes: Squall! That's not nice
kickassninja: lmao!
compxxaddict: it's LEON! And you shut up too, yuffie
angelhater224: yeah, can we get back to talking about how I hate sephiroth?
goodyTWOshoes: we're supposed to be looking for the Org., not some angel
-spikyhairedshortee14 has entered chat-
spikeyhairedshortee14: does anyone where know where I can find some creepy guys in black suits?
kickassninja: cloud's kinda creepy and he wears black!
goodyTWOshoes: you looking for the organization too?
compxxaddict: who exactly are you?
spikyhairedshortee14: mickey says not to give out personal information over the internet
compxxaddict: lmao, aerith, it's your brother, a goody two shoes
goodyTWOshoes: Hey wait! He knows Mickey!
angelhater224: guys, I think that's sora
spikyhairedshortee14: took ya long enough
goodyTWOshoes: we haven't figured out the Org.'s s/ns yet, since some people would rather rant about certain one-winged angels
kickassninja: hey, since when have you had a s/n sora?
spikyhairedshortee14: uh… since today
compxxaddict: lolz n00b
goodyTWOshoes: Squall!
kickassninja: XD
compxxaddict: It's LEON!
angelhater224: get back to us when you find out anything
spikyhairedshortee14: will do, but don't count on me finding anything soon
compxxaddict: cuz he's a n00b
kickassninja: don't be rude, Squall
compxxaddict: --
angelhater224: oh, and if you see a man with one wing, silver hair-
-spikeyhairedshortee14 has left the room-
angelhater224: …crap
compxxaddict: L.M.A.O!
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xredxhairedxprincessx: I wonder how sora's doing
DaRkEmO: dunno
xredxhairedxprincessx: I mean, he hasn't imed me yet, I wonder why
DaRkEmO: dunno
xredxhairedxprincessx: I hope the organization hasn't like, taken over his computer!
DaRkEmO: dunno
xredxhairedxprincessx: r u even listening to me?
DaRkEmO: dunno
-xredxhairedxprincessx has left IM-
DaRkEmO: you say something kairi?
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2superior4j00: I sense a disturbance…
PyRoMaNiAc: what's wrong boss?
xxblondewittleemo: yeah, because it wasn't us who lined your robes with grape jelly
2superior4j00: uh…no, it's not about that
PyRoMaNiAc: and we didn't steal your victoria's secret magazines either
2superior4j00: someone stole them?!
xxblondewittleemo: like axel said, it wasn't us, we swear
2superior4j00: it's not about any of those things! I think the Keyblade master and company have screen names now…
xxblondewittleemo: sweet!
2superior4j00: no, this is not sweet! If they find out who we are, our plan will be doomed…again…
PyRoMaNiAc: don't sweat it boss, they won't find us out
xxblondewittleemo: we're not as stupid to actually tell him our names XD
2superior4j00: aha, you're right, I should've trusted you
PyRoMaNiAc: yeah, you should really be talking to Zexion, he's the one who stole your magazines
2superior4j00: what?! Zexion?! Really?
xxblondewittleemo: -nod nod- it's to try and make you mental, you know how he loves his mind games
2superior4j00: thank you, #8 & #13, I'll see to him at once.
-2superior4j00 has left the room-
xxblondewittleemo: lmao axel, you know Zexion's gonna kill you later for that, right?
PyRoMaNiAc: yeah, I suggest we start packing Roxy, we're gonna go hide out in Canada
xxblondewittleemo: sweet! Bacon land!
-xxblondewittleemo has left the room-
-PyRoMaNiAc has left the room-
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xredxhairedxprincessx: sooooora, u there?!
spikyhairedshortee14: yah, I'm here
xredxhairedxprincessx: good, cuz Riku's boring and doesn't wanna talk to meee, what good is having a screen name if no one talks to you?
spikyhairedshortee14: he's prolly just looking for the Org, you know how obsessed he gets
xredxhairedxprincessx: yea I guess…hey, what are you doing?
spikyhairedshortee14: lookin for the org, ain't getting far
xredxhairedxprincessx: ugh, cant any of you take a break?
spikyhairedshortee14: just pick a chat and help, it's kinda fun
xredxhairedxprincessx: -sniffle- you men are all the same! Work isn't fun
-spikyhairedshortee14 has left IM-
xredxhairedxprincessx: !!! Why does every1 abandon me?!?
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XslimshadyimitatorX: In this struggle match, we're gonna wipe the floor with Hayner and his stupid friends
yaknow: Yeah, ya'know? 'cuz now that the stupid emo blonde they hang out with suddenly disappeared, they stand no chance! Ya know?
silence: Cakewalk.
XslimshadyimitatorX: couldn't have said it better myself Fuu.
NotAHEARTLESS: I wonder whatever happened to him…
XslimshadyimitatorX: who cares, Vivi! As long as he doesn't steal the trophy from me again, everything's good.
yaknow: Yeah, what Seifer said! Ya know?
XslimshadyimitatorX: your obsession with that word is hella annoying, Rai
yaknow: What word, ya know?
XslimshadyimitatorX: That word!
yaknow: I dunno what you're talking about, ya know?
silence: Irritating.
yaknow: ya know, you all are making so sense to me right now
XslimshadyimitatorX: -sigh- just forget it
-DaRkEmO has entered chat-
yaknow: an intruder! Ya know?
DaRkEmO: Not interrupting anything, am I?
NotAHEARTLESS: whoever you are, it wouldn't make a difference if you heard, unless you live in Twilight Town
yaknow: or have ties to Hayner and them idiots, ya know?
DaRkEmO: Hayner? What kinda name is that?
silence: Queer.
XslimshadyimitatorX: Like Fuu said, we don't like them, and we don't like you
DaRkEmO: Bossy, bossy, bossy…
DaRkEmO: Anyway, you seen any guys in black cloaks? Or have screen names of evil people?
XslimshadyimitatorX: why do ya wanna know?
DaRkEmO: because…uhh…if you tell me, I'll give you the s/n of this really hott girl
silence: Not interested.
yaknow: But that's cuz Fuu's a girl, ya know? How hott?
DaRkEmO: Hella hott
XslimshadyimitatorX: alright, there's this person named "PyRoMaNiAc" who keeps stalking our chat rooms, asking about Roxas
yaknow: He's annoying, ya know? He wants to know what Roxas's favorite color is and what's his favorite type of music and all this other crud! He's obsessed, ya know!
silence: Stalker.
XslimshadyimitatorX: Now pay up, stranger!
DaRkEmO: Ok, her screen name's "spikyhairedshortee14"
yaknow: Doesn't sound like a girl's s/n, ya know?
XslimshadyimitatorX: Ima IM her first!
yaknow: me first, ya know!
-XslimshadyimitatorX has left the room-
-yaknow has left the room-
-NotAHEARTLESS has left the room-
silence: Boys…
-silence has left the room-
DaRkEmO: lmao…Sora's gonna kill me…
a u t h o r s n o t e::
Riku has Axel's screen name, Seifer and friends have Sora's, and someone's been stealing Xemnas's Victoria Secret magazines! How hard will Zexion be punished? When will Kairi suck it up and start helping? Why can't Cloud just forget about Sepihroth! All these questions will be answered in the next chapter, but it can't get up with reviews!