THE BUBBLE RAPER

Written by Akira Darkin

"MY bubble is MY personal SPACE," Mrs. Zerjal shouted to her first hour communications class. Then something clicked in Miranda's head.

"MY BUBBLE IS BORN!" she yelled while jumping out of her chair and jumping on the table doing the hero pose.

"Miranda, GET THE FUCK OFF THE TABLE!" yelled Mrs. Zerjal pulling out a random rabid purple monkey and setting it on Miranda.

"NOEZ! My bubble will protect me! shine sparkle sparkle" Somehow when the monkey attacked it got deflected by some invisible force. "MY BUBLE LIVES!" she yelled.

That was during first hour, but during seventh hour and also that night, September 14th, 2007 at the football game between the Mascoutah Indians and the Highland Bulldogs at 6:30 PM (wow, a lot) everything changed dramatically (and for the worst for Miranda insert dramatic music here

For the practice Miranda's bubble shine so brightly it caught everyone's eyes, especially one drum majors eyes, Beau.

"TURN DOWN YOUR BUBBLE! THE COLORGUARD CAN'T CONCENTRATE!" Beau yelled as Rebecca looked directly into the bubble while doing a toss and accidentally knocked Mrs. Richter out.

"OMG!" yelled Allison. "I accuse Rebecca with the Roar flag on the practice football field!"

"Ha-ha! You are wrong! It's Rebecca with the Roar flag on the BAND field" Rebecca yelled proudly as she retrieved her Roar flag and when she got back Mrs. Richter popped right back up.

"See Miranda? Turn your bubble down" said Cali (another drum major) as she tried to see if Mrs. Richter was loony from the six foot tall pole that was hurled at her head.

"The ½ time show is tonight and I want everyone on their best behavior! Now go before I make you do something that will make you all groan," Ms. Michael said.

FF TO TONIGT SINCE THE AUTHOR IS TO DAMN LAZY TO WROTE OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THIS TIME PERIOD

"I want a cape!" yelled Heather as she charged at the drum majors. Soon the whole colorguard had the sudden urge to attack the drum majors and followed Heather's lead.

"I'LL SAVE YOU DRUM MAJORS!" yelled Miranda as she jumped in front of the drum majors and her bubble shone brighter and the colorguard keeled over from blindness.

"WTF are we supposed to do now?!" Beau said as he and the other three drum majors helplessly picked up the useless colorguard members and put their prettyful purple and white flags in their hands.

"They were attacking! We wouldn't have the drum majors if I let them continue!" said Miranda turning chibi and crying her eyes out. This went on until the pre-game, and then the colorguard recovered from their blindness (why? Cuz I said so, and we also need them later " heheh). Then Rachel E. the saber captain pulled out a random spray from her purse and sprayed it all over the shining Miranda.

"NOEZ! I'm melting!" hissed Miranda.

"Dude, it dims out the light, just chill," Rachel E. said.

Miranda now looked over at her again invisible bubble and smiled, as pre-game went on the band and guard lined up and waited for the football players to run through them. While Miranda was daydreaming and looking at the clouds Beau came by and got too close. This is where it all happened.

"Can you get out of my bubble?" asked Miranda under her breath as not to get in trouble with Beau.

"Shut it," Beau said moving closer to Miranda.

"you.are.in.my.bubble.beau.get.out." she muttered a little louder.

"shut.it.or.i.will.tell.mrs.richter.to.flunk.you." Beau muttered in anger.

"my.bubble.is.being.invaded!" she yelled for the band and the guard to hear.

Then there was a very faint "pop" and Miranda was devastated.

"HE RAPED MY BUBBLE! BEAU'S A BUBBLE RAPER!"

"What? I did not rape your bubble!" Beau yelled in her face.

"HOW DARE YOU?!" yelled Mrs. Richter.

"WTF is going on?!" yelled the audience, (wtf? They where listening? Oh well!).

"HE RAPED MY BUBBLE!" Miranda yelled as she turned chibi and started crying in the middle of the football field while the colorguard broke formation and went to comfort her while smacking Beau on the head with their purple and white flags as they passed by.

"Why does everyone hate me?" cried Beau with a big huge bump on his head.

"YOU BURST HER BUBBLE!" screamed everyone in the stadium including the Highland side.

FF TO MONDAY BECAUSE THE AUTHOR LOVES IT

"I'm bubble-less" sighed Miranda with a huge depression cloud over her head.

"I'll be your bubble!" squealed Rebecca as she jumped up and shined on the table.

"GET THE FUCK OFF THE TABLE!" yelled Mrs. Zerjal pulling out that same rabid purple monkey.

"I must protect MIRANDA!" said Rebecca pulling out her colorguard rifle and beat the bloody pulp out of the rabid purple monkey.

"NO! MY DEAR DEAR LOLLYPOPYKINS!" mourned Mrs. Zerjal as she picked up the bloody monkey and ran of. The class cheered as Rebecca sat down and started crying.

"What's wrong? MY BUBBLE'S CRYING!" Miranda shouted.

"ARCHER 2.0 (my rifles name, yes I named my rifle) HAS POISONOUS MONKEY BLOOD!" (gasp)

FF TO BAND

"BAND! ATTEND HUT!"

"MASCOUTAH. PRIDE!"

"BAND! ABOUT HASTE!"

"M.H.S"

"MARK TIME, MARK! AND HUP TWO THREE FOUR!"

" instert out of tune voice here Oh where has my bubble gone? Oh where or where can it be? Beau raped it and its now dead, oh where oh where can it be?"

The colorguard and band dropped their equipment/instruments to prevent their ears from bleeding as a sad Miranda sang the horrible tune of her losing her bubble. Suddenly a depression cloud went over Beau's head.

"I'm sorry for bursting-" started Beau.

"YOU RAPED IT!" Miranda shouted.

"DON'T RAPE ME!" screamed Rebecca as she curled up in the fetal position and started crying in the middle of the field.

"I won't rape you," Beau said.

"I hope to Gate not!" said Mrs. Richter and Miranda in unison.

"SHE BELIEVES IN THE GATE! SHE MUST BE AN ALCHEMIST!" said Allison pointing her flute at Mrs. Richter whom had a very guilty look on her face.

"Ok! Just for that I want a 100 minute freeze!" she yelled.

"But the class only lasts for 45 minutes!" Alex said.

"Shut the hell up!" Mrs. Richter said.

"If you keep us longer than 44 minutes, you might get fired," Cali added.

"Ah, touché," said Mrs. Richter.

Then somehow the author broke the fourth wall and a random Iruka appeared with a very large club like weapon and beat Mrs. Richter over the head with it, and then satisfied with his work, he left.

"Ok, I guess this means, we go early?" said Cody (yet ANOTHER drum major) , unsure of the chaos that was going to happen in the next 43 minutes.

FF 43 MINUTES LATER

The school is burning and UFO's are attacking Mascoutah with messages in the soybeans telling to attack the school.

"And you had to say that they had to get off early," Beau said to Cody.

"Well this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't raped Miranda's bubble," Cody muttered under his breath.

"I DID NOT RAPE HER BUBBLE!" yelled Beau.

"NOEZ DON'T RAPE ME!" and again, Rebecca was in the fetal position on the ground.

"Do I even wanna say anymore words?" Beau sighed.

"I suggest you keep your mouth shut and keep an arms length away from everyone," coughed Miranda.

"And WHY did I wanna become a drum major?" Beau pleaded.

"BEACAUSE I TOLD YOU TO! MUAHAHAHA!" a voice came from nowhere, everyone looked and we all saw the Head Pixie Stick come out of the soybeans and Rebecca ran and attacked it…

What is to happen to Rebecca and the Pixie Stick? Will Beau ever admit that he raped Miranda's bubble? Will the author stop effin fastforwarding? Wait and find out in the next few chapters, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!