City Hunter is the property of Hojo Tsukasa, Jump Comics, ADVision, and others. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas is the property of the guy who wrote it. I don't remember his name. ^_^;;
'Twas a City Hunter Christmas
And all through the house,
'Twas quiet, but for the click
Of one computer mouse.
Listening to the music
Of a CH CD,
I talked with a friend
Who lived far from me.
Miles apart we did sit,
well out of sight
Each lamenting the fact
We were alone on this night.
With an "Oyasumi"
And hugs all around
I went off-line
And shut the 'puter down.
Turning off the light
I settled into bed,
Letting visions of anime
Dance in my head.
Suddenly, in my room
There arose such a clatter,
I clicked on the light
To see what was the matter
'Twasn't St Nick
'Fore my eyes did appear
But that pervert, Ryo-chan
With all my underwear!
Sitting on the floor
With my bra on his head
He gave me reason to know
I had something to dread.
I threw aside my blanket,
intending to flee,
When what happened next,
I still don't believe!
With a cry of "Yaho!"
He jumped at my bed
But he was stopped short,
By a mallet to the head.
Kaori was there,
Seething with rage,
"You pervert," she cried
"For once, act your age!"
"Kaori-chan", he said.
"Didn't expect you so soon."
Then, "Ja ne", he cried
As he ran from my room.
Raising the mallet,
She swung it once more.
And sent poor Ryo-chan
Out the front door
And I heard him exclaim,
As they disappeared from sight,
"A Hentai Christmas to all,
And a Mokkori Night!"