Chapter 1: Voice Dubbing! (Spongebob the Childblock)

Kiseki Kuroro had a thing for Sasuke. She really did. She had a collection of Sasuke 'action figures' or whatever boys call their dolls these days, all of them tied up with the heads missing. The heads had toothpicks stuck into them. She also collected lots of Sasuke pictures with numerous holes through them, and two more were taped to her dartboard. She also had quite a few plushies that she made herself (along with a few bought on eBay). Need I say what happaned to those?

Yes, she hated Sasuke more than anything in her entire life.

X.x

"Kiseki-chan's late." Sakura noticed.

Sasuke sighed. "Thank you, Sir Points-out-the-obvious."

Sakura giggled loudly. "Oh, I just pointed out the obvious again, didn't I?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Never mind. I'm changing your name to Sir Points-out-the-obvious-a-lot." Sakura giggled again. "Are you drunk?"

Naruto snapped out of the daze he had been in. "Is she pointing out the obvious again?"

Sasuke slowly turned his head toward Naruto. "Where have you been for the past four hours?"

"I dunno. Somewhere, I guess..." he spaced out again.

"Of all people to be stuck on a four-man squad, it just had to be those two and-"

"Konyanachiwa!" a terribly loud voice yelled.

"Oh, dear Lord, not her!" Sasuke cried. Of course, the fourth member always came at the wrong time.

The black-haired kunoichi appeared in a puff of smoke. A goofy grin was plastered across her face. "I'm making a movie!" she announced.

Every ninja in town rushed up to her out of nowhere.

"But Spongebob is gonna be in it. Kurt might be too!"

Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke shuddered.

(Flashback)

Kiseki's cousin, Aresu (that's Alex in Japanese) was playing with his Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke dolls. And a gigantic Spongebob plushie.

Sasuke: I'm playing (Spongebob: Mario!) Why the (SB: Heck!) Can't I (SB: Freaking!) Say (SB: Mario!)

(In case you didn't know, SB stands for SpongeBob. Duh!)

Naruto: Because Spongebob only likes to say (SB: Mario!)

Sasuke: Well, gee! That's a pretty (SB: Darn!) Stupid rule.

Spongebob: Oh no you didn't! (Beats the mother-loving snot outta Sasuke)

Gaara: It's Thanksgiving tonight!

Naruto: Let's have Sasuke!

Gaara: Oh, Sasuke!

Sasuke: Yes?

Gaara: We found your special unicycle!

Sasuke: Oh boy!

Gaara grabs a knife and gets closer to Sasuke

Spongebob: This scene is a little too inappropriate for you little kids! You will watch the Phantom of the Opera instead! (Puts on a black mask like the one Zorro has) Oh, Kate-monster! How dare you stuff your bra! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (takes a pink ball and starts kicking it)

(Apparently the violent scene is over. Now you can stop watching this frightening thing.)

Gaara: Would you like the (SB: Donkey!) Or the (SB: Peepee!)

Naruto: I'll take the (Peepee!)

(Aresu is so clever with words isn't he?)

(End flashback)

See why they don't want to be in anymore movies?