Tribute to Master Jedi Krell. I also love the song "Kidnap the Sandy Claws". You can probably guess what this is, then. Enjoy! J They are contemplating what to do with Krell.
Set to the tune of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Sung by: The 501st Clones
Kidnap Mr. Jedi Krell?
I wanna do it!
Me as well!
Ani said we should do it together
One of a kind
Birds of a feather
Now and Forever!
(evil laughs)
Da, da, da, da, da,
Da, da, da, da, a,
Da, da, da, da, da,
Da, da, da,
Kidnap the Jedi Krell
Lock up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Blind him with the lights!
First, we'll use trooper Tup as bait
In a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-running we will
Snap the trap and mark the date!
Wait! I've got a better plan,
To catch this big green four-armed man
Let's feed him to a hungry sarlacc
And when he's out let's do it again!
Kidnap the Jedi Krell
Throw him in a crate
Bury him for ninety years
Leave him to his fate.
Then Mr. Palpatine
Can take the whole thing over then.
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare!
YAY!
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers,
Jedi Krell will be no more!
You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him into smithereens
We may hit Fives,
Then Ani will be really mad at us!
Kidnap the Jedi Krell
We will have him bound
Throw him in the ocean
The biggest one around.
Because Mr. Palpatine
Is the meanest guy around
If I were on his blasting list
I'd get off Coruscant…
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll rewards us well, I'll bet
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of bantha and tuber stew
YUM!
We are his loyal soldiers
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to serve him
And stay in his good graces.
I wish my batchies weren't so dumb.
I'm not the dumb one!
You're no fun!
Shut up!
Make me!
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a pad to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll blast him
One, two, three!
Kidnap the Jedi Krell
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years
See what makes him tick!
Kidnap the Jedi Krell
Slice him into bits
Mr. Palpatine is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Jedi Krell
See what we will see
Lock him in a citadel
Then throw away the key!
(much evil laughter)