It was a normal day in Pasadena, California. Everyone was busy doing their own thing. Raj was in his apartment, reading Breaking Dawn Part 2, since he claims that the book is "far better" than the movie. Howard, being the horny little bastard that he is, was trying to find ways to score chicks at a bar. As for Leonard and Sheldon, the two of them were in their living room, watching the director's cut version of Star Trek with five seconds of deleted scenes. Leonard was staring at the TV intently, while Sheldon was busy making commentary on Will Wheaton's acting. "Look at him. That talent less fiend Will Wheaten." then, he did that breath-hitching thing that he considered to be "laughing". Soon, they heard footsteps coming up the stairs and the door across the hall opening then closing. Leonard noticed this, and said, "Oh look, Penny's home.". That made Sheldon's commentary stop in it's tracks. He then got up and walked to the door. "Where are you going?", Leonard asked. Sheldon turned around, and said, "To tell Penny to get her own WI-FI. Along with several suggestions on her living habits, and her menstrual cycle." Leonard stared at him incredulously, "Why would you? - I'm not even gonna ask." Sheldon nodded, "Good. Now, if you'll excuse me." and with that, he opened the door, and strode across the hall. Now, Sheldon thinks that everything will go smoothly, but what he didn't know was that Penny was on her period, and her mood was more than a monkey on a tire swing. She was not in the mood for any shit, and that definitely includes antics from Sheldon. She heard three knocks on her door. "Oh great." Penny thought, "What could he want". She opened the door while he was still in his knocking cycle. "WHAT?!" Sheldon, what do you want?" she yelled. Sheldon was taken aback by this, but still slowly moved his arm to finish his knocking cycle, until Penny grabbed his hand and continued her rant. "Every time you come over, you do that annoying knock. And you're so insensitive to everyone around you. I can't stand it. Why can't you be more like Leonard? He's sweet, sensitive, charming, smart, and a way better person than you!" She started crying now, in fact, she was in hysterics. "I'm so alone right now. I should've never broke up with Leonard. Now, I have to date stupid guys from the gym." As she was ranting, Sheldon was standing there thinking, "Yup. She's on her period. And it looks like the hormones are raging onward." Finally, he put his hand on her shoulder while she cried, and followed the protocol. "There, there." he said. After he finished the protocol, he said, matter of factly, "Penny, I believe this is a bad time. I'll come back later." He began to walk back to his apartment, until Penny stopped him. "Wait. What were you gonna tell me?" she asked. Sheldon turned around, "Well if you must know. I was going to consult you on your living habits, along with some useful suggestions on your menstrual and of course, getting your own Wi-Fi. Penny stared at him with her mouth agape, then finally said, "Goodbye, Sheldon." and closed her door in his face. Behind closed doors, Penny immediately went for a bottle of wine and took a long swig straight from the bottle. She finished with a resounding "Ah" and slammed the bottle back down on the counter. "Man, that's better." As Sheldon walked back into his apartment, he mumbled, "Nebraskans." and sat back down in his spot on the couch and continued watching the Director's Cut version of Star Trek. Leonard asked, "So how'd it go with Penny?" But Sheldon ignored his question, to mesmerized by Spock to answer him.