Authors Note: At the end of each chapter, I will look at 5 reviews for requests within the week. I will not write anything with swearing in it, so make sure it's appropriate. Also, I will give you the next person singing unless it's a surprise. Hope you enjoy this.
Heinz had just finished his latest -inator, The Karaoke-inator! With it, he planned to finally confess his feelings to Perry, whom he had turned human almost a year ago. He was absolutely sure she felt the same way.
This conclusion was based on pure instinct. Well, not really. Vanessa was watching one of their previous fights, and talked to him about it. He remembered it like it was yesterday.
Heinz had just concluded another fight with his nemesis, Perry the Human Female. He sat down at what was left of the kitchen table with a fresh cup of coffee. Vanessa walked in and leaned against the doorway. "Dad?" she asked.
"Yes, Sweetheart?" he replied, taking a big swig of his coffee.
"You know Perry likes you, right?" Heinz spewed his coffee across the table and onto the floor.
"I guess not," she said, walking out of the room, leaving her flabbergasted father to think.
Now that he thought about it, he noticed she wasn't hitting him as hard as she was when she was a platypus. He also noticed that she payed more attention to his songs and backstories. Maybe he had feelings he never realized for her. Maybe he could do something for her. Maybe he had just created a plan that might just work. Maybe...just maybe.
Heinz was brought back to reality when he glanced at the clock. Oh man, she was gonna be here in a few minutes.
Almost as if on cue, she burst through the window, shattering glass everywhere. But Heinz could care less at the moment. He was too excited to care.
"Ah, Perry the Non-Platypus , I have been awaiting your arrival." He said cheerfully. Too cheerily for Perry's taste. She took a step back as he moved forward.
"I'm not gonna do anything to you, I just want to show you something." he said, pressing a button, which made a chair appear out of the floor. Perry reluctantly sat, but watched Doofenshmirtz carefully. Doof pressed a button a button on his Karaoke-inator, and the music began to play. He got onto his spot onstage and started to sing.
(Beautiful Soul- Jesse McCartney)
I don't want another pretty face,
I don't want just anyone to hold,
I don't want my love to go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul.
You're the one I wanna chase,
You're the one I wanna hold.
I won't let another minute go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul.
Perry was staring wide-eyed in shock at Heinz's bold move. 'Be a man, not a shnitzel,' he thought to himself. 'You can do this.'
I know that you are something special.
To you, I'd be always faithful.
I want to be what you always needed.
Then I hope you'll see the heart in me.
I don't want another pretty face,
I don't want just anyone to hold,
I don't want my love to go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul.
You're the one I want to chase,
You're the one I want to hold.
I won't let another minute go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul.
Now Perry was sitting back in her seat, slightly smiling at Heinz who, in return, smiled back in relief.
Your beautiful soul...Yeah..
You might need time to think it over,
But I'm just fine with moving forward.
I'll ease your mind if you give me the chance
I will never make you cry,
Come on let's try.
I don't want another pretty face,
I don't want just anyone to hold,
I don't want my love to go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul,
You're the one I want to chase,
You're the one I want to hold.
I won't let another minute go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul..
Heinz was nervous when he first hatched the plan, now he felt no fear as he sang to Perry, whose smile was clearly visible.
Am I crazy for wanting you?
Perry do you think you could want me too?
I don't want to waste your time.
Do you see things the way I do?
I just want to know if you feel it too.
There is nothing left to hide.
I don't want another pretty face,
I don't want just anyone to hold,
I don't want my love to go to waste,
I want you and your beautiful soul.
You're the one I want to chase,
You're the one I want to hold.
I won't let another minute go to waste,
I want you and your soul
I don't want another pretty face,
I don't want just anyone to hold,
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul.
Ooh..Yeah
Your beautiful soul...
Heinz started to walk off the stage towards Perry, reaching behind his back. Perry was alert at that moment, but stayed sitting. He pulled a teal rose he had specially colored for her.
Next up: Perry! Suggestions for her act are greatly appreciated.
