House's Philosophy
Rated: T (for House-ness)
Disclaimer: I do not own House, or it's characters. They are the property of Fox and David Shore.
AN: Yes, it was bound to happen. I had to put my foot in the mind of Gregory House. I'll be writing ficlets, drabbles and one-shots for Dr. House.
Idiots wonder why I call them such mean names and hurt their itty bitty feelings. Sadly, they should already understand why I call them names. Because they're true.
All humans are idiots.
We kill our planet. We bitch about the bad when supposedly we are a gracious species compared to a sea lion.
Instead of worrying about world hunger, we worry on whether or not we'll end up with wrinkles at the age of forty. Or God forbid, we have crow's feet from laughing too much.
In my line of work, all I hear is bitching and moaning. From my patients right down to my staff. They boo hoo when I give a nice big gash on their ego and rage when I rub salt into an already gaping wound.
But in my humble opinion, I'm only strengthens them for what will be an even shittier life. Nothing is great. Nothing is grand. It all boils down to science, statistics. Will this patient survive or die on the table due to complications. Will this coworker surpass their peers or fall back due to gender or race issues.
Will Cuddy ever forget to wear any underwear the day she wants to put on a short miniskirt- okay, well maybe that's just my philosophy.
So to summon up my words in a just a sentence - Stop crying and get back to work!