Fullmetal Funniez
Disclaimer: FMA and all things related to FMA sadly belong to someone other than me. :(
Ed: *walks into furniture store*
Cashier: may I help you sir?
Ed: No, just looking around
*walks near the plant section*
Scene: Other side of the store
Envy: Now where did I put that candy bar? Oh yeah, it's in the plant section.
*runs quickly to claim delicious sugary snack*
Ed: Hmmm….. Maybe I should buy a plant for Al, he loves plants.
Envy: Hey look! The bean boy is here too. I've got an idea…
Ed: Hey this is an odd plant; it almost looks like a palm tree-…….
Envy: HEY BEAN BOY! WHAT'CHA DOIN?
Ed: *screams loudly* what are you doing here?!
Envy: I just thought I'd stop by and pick up my candy- *Ed cuts him off *
Ed: Oh. So this is your candy bar?
Envy: Yes, now keep your dirty paws off my chocolate covered deliciousness!
Ed: Looks tasty, can I have it? *stares at Envy maniacally* Plus, I have HANDS! *Rubs hand in Envy's face*
Ed: *stares at candy bar desperately* Ohhhh…… *tummy rumbling* Soooo hungry…..
Envy: Well that is just too bad for you bean boy!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN WHO NEDDDS A MICROSCOPE TO LOOK AT!!!
*Runs off with envy's treat*
Ed: * Begins singing* Ha-ha, he- he, I got Envy's can-dy! Muahahahahah!!!!!!
Envy: COME BACK HERE PIPSQUEAK!!!
*Runs off in sunset*
Wow! This took me a long time to write. I just want to say thanks to Fullmetal Alchemist and all that accompanies it. (Including the awesomeness that is… EDWARD ELRIC!) So stay tuned for more Fullmetal Funniez…… with a z!