This fic will come to you in short chapters. It won't be long either.

None of this is Beta'd. Please excuse any obvious mistakes.

Disclaimer: SM Owns Twilight. I like to play with E&B and make them mommy and daddy :)

Ch1

Breakfast time at our house has become a fucking zoo.

A zoo that I've somehow become in charge of.

I look around for the wife. She's nowhere to be found. She makes breakfast for our family of five, and then…poof she's gone, leaving me to this mess.

The kids are tearing each other apart…well the nine and five year old are. Bella has taken the two year old to wherever the fuck she goes.

I know she's in the house because she has to take the kids to school.

"BELLA!" I yell for her. I'm hoping she comes to my rescue. "Hey knock it off!" I tell Anthony and Jace. These fucking kids are something else. It's the same thing every day with these two.

"He hit me first!" Anthony yells. I resist rolling my eyes. This literally happens every morning.

"B'cus you licked my spoon!" Jace yells back.

I tell them I don't want to hear excuses, and when they both start arguing with me, I pinch them both in the arm.

"You're both asking for a spanking, I'd suggest you quit while you're ahead." They look scared and continue eating. Yes, I resort to scaring them to death. No, I won't hit them.

Bella comes running into the kitchen, wiping mouths and ushering the kids into their jackets. Matthew comes in with his little backpack and he crawls into my lap. I feed him some of my oatmeal and I sneak him a sip of coffee. His eyes light up and I shake my head at him. One sip is enough—Bella will kill me if I wire him up some more.

She hasn't even noticed me here. I watch her give the kids a pep talk…well more like 'please, for the love of God, behave yourselves at school!' while she fills their lunches and checks their backpacks.

"Edward! Why are you just sitting there? Kiss them goodbye, we're gonna be late!" I guess she did know I was here. I frown, because I haven't even gotten my morning kiss from her.

I kiss the little monsters and tell them to have a good day. They nod and tell me they love me. They've magically turned into little angels now that Bella is here.

I slip them a dollar each because I'm a sucker. I see Anthony snicker like he knows he played me.

Bella takes Matt from my arms and kisses the air by my cheek.

"See you later babe. Have a good day." She says as she pushes everyone out of the house.

I'm left here standing like a statue of no importance as I stare at the back door where my family has just left through.

The house is quiet again and I miss them.

But most of all I miss Bella.