( dark comedy :: max the whine baby )
Max was walking along in the sewers , dreaming of his mothers kindness . he hoped soon that he would see her again , when suddenly he felt a smack on the back of his head . a red haired girl stood behind him , " i thought you werent spost to join the adventure till later on " . monica ducked under a nearby box " i was never here " , max sighed and pressed onward his daydream continuing . suddenly he felt himself pressed against a wall being smothered in affection " maxiekins .. ive been waiting so long " . max muttered " damnit clare what are you doing down here " , a girl appeared behind her " indeed " . max rubbed his forehead " your messing up the system here " , the two girls scurried off . elainea appeared next " max " , max looked happily " mother ... mother is that you " . elenea sighed " you really do have a strange obsession , why dont you stop being such a whiny little fart and find yourself a nice girl .. its always the same thing .. wha wha wha i want my mommy .. wha wha wha .. call me a dang wambulance .. someone dial nine wha wha .. cry me a river seriously " . max looked upset " but mother dont you miss me and father too " , elenia sighed " are you kidding me , i never wanted a kid .. im too young for that .. besides galen is the only man for me teehee " . galen agrias appeared behind her " come on love .. lets go violate the space time flux '' . they vanished much to maxes shagrin " what the hell , that was not how it was spost to go " , a young man in a black cloak appeared . max muttered " figures spg was behind this " , the figure shook his head no " spg isnt here , i have been given permission by him to mess with you .. im so bad " . max walked off " whatever , imma go find the end of this water system so i can blow up some clown in a go cart and meet some redheaded princess from 100 years in my future who happens to be a total hottie " .
--- part 2 .. monica is emo ---
monica made her way into her room , she had spent most of the day shoping and thanked max for his kindness . she wasn't too proud of what she had to do to thank him , but that didn't matter " . she changed her clothes and put on some angry music , " ah the confines of my room , today i feel apethetic " . she pressed a button and the song changed to screaming death metal , she had various sharp objects on the nearby bedstand . she began using them to mutilate herself , a voice was heard behind her " we gotta censor this .. blood and gore .. " . monica muttered " oh cheeze it .. lots of teen rated fictions have blood and gore " .
huge censor bar over the screen for the next five minutes
monicas hair was a mess and she was covered by her blanket from the chest up . she looked up at the ominous figure " was that really needed " , he scoffed " nope .. but guess what .. you've just been punked " . various camera men appear from the closet and from inside the walls , monica jumped alittle " what the hell , seriously get out of my room " . and with that monica raised her sword , killing everyone in the room . exept for me , im now tied to the wall for what i did . doomed to a life of being monicas toy , she freaking entrapped my soul in a teddy bear . that is so not cool , someone .. anyone .. help .