Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters, or the person Blockhead who appears in Chapter 11. I also give credit to AxelN for the Scalding Emo thing.

Organization Party

Chapter 1

"What?" said Xemnas the Superior hurriedly on his cell phone, "Yes, yes, of course. WTF? I don't understand. Oh…Ok! Bye!" He shut the phone off and turned to the 12 nobodies in front of him.

"I have an important meeting thing with Sephiroth, so you guys have to watch over the castle. Saix is in charge. Ok gotta dash!" He jumped in his Gummi Ship and steered away.

"Couldn't he just teleport?" asked Larxene.

Axel looked around and said, "So! Waddya wanna do this lovely afternoon?"

"We could play tag," suggested Demyx.

"Sissy game," said Luxord, "Let's gamble."

"No way!" said Marluxia, "You always win. I'd rather tell all of you a third of my garden is marijuana!"

The 11 members glared at him.

"Well, I was going to sell half of them on eBay…"

"So any suggestions?' asked Xaldin.

Everyone scratched their chin thoughtfully. Then Demyx jumped up.

"I KNOW! SINCE SUPERIOR'S NOT HERE LET'S WRECK THIS PLACE APART AND KILL STUFF!"

"You know..." said Vexen, nodding thoughtfully, "I never thought I'd hear Demyx make a smart statement...but I stand corrected. KILLING TIME!!!" And with that Organization XIII pelted off towards random loacations, yelling and swinging their weapons around like maniacs.

Larxene ran into the elevator and bumped into Demyx.

"Larxene you are so mean to me!" cried Demyx, "I'm going to go to the Hall of Empty Melodies to unleash maximum chaos even though I know I shoudn't!"

The lift stopped and Demyx jumped out. He ran over to a random button that popped out of nowhere and jumped onto it. A gate opened and an angry Twilight Thorn stepped out and blasted a hole in the wall. It walked away into the wreckage.

"Ga!" screamed Larxene and pushed Demyx out of the way.

Meanwhile, Saix and Luxord were in a drunken bet on Saix's drinking. One hundred bottle, ten minutes. Saix had 3 seconds to drain his hundredth bottle.

"3…2…1…0! Ha time's up!" said Luxord triumphantly.

"But…" stuttered Saix, "I only have half a bottle to go…"

"Pay up." Said Luxord, holding out his hand.

"GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Saix as he glowed red and then he ran out of the room smashing everything in front of him.

"Guys!" yelled Luxord, getting up and running to the Organization members, "Saix is in Berserk Mode again!"

"OMFG!" screamed Axel and the 9 of them ran out of the room.

Saix's yells could be heard although he was somewhere far above. Suddenly the yell changed course and Saix ran past them, still in Berserk Mode but screaming in terror. Then an angry giant Twilight Thorn stumped into the hall with Larxene and Demyx running their way.

Axel ran to the left while the rest of them turned to the right. Axel charged down the steps and almost ran into Saix, standing twitching in a corner and his claymore still in his hand.

"Now, now Saix," said Axel, taking a few reluctant steps towards the Moon Dancing Demon and summoning his chakrams, "calm down. It's ok. We'll get you a beer or-"

Saix seethed and summoned another claymore.

Axel gulped. How many of those things did he have…

Demyx tripped over the banister while running through Naught's Skyway and fell down, down…until he smashed onto Luxord's room.

"How the hell does he relax in here?" Demyx said to himself as he observed the sheer drop on the other end. Running back to Proof of Existence he saw the Organization still running from the Twilight Thorn. For some unknown reason the Thorn decided it wanted to go into Luxord's room and commit suicide by jumping into the pit on the far end.

"Uh…" said Xaldin as they watched the Thorn fall into the depths.

"Aw!" said Marluxia as he saw the moogle on the far side of the room, "THAT IS THE MOST FUCKIN ADORABLE DAMN SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!"

The rest of the members walked away as Marluxia continued to hug the squirming moogle.

Meanwhile Axel was running like hell as Saix with his 4 claymores (2 were hovering above his head) charged at the redhead.

Axel decided to seek shelter in his room. He made it just in time, and Saix's screams abruptly stopper and there was a crash and silence.

Axel sighed deeply. Suddenly Zexion teleported into his room and started rapping.

"Yo homey G is bad ass D! Yo Zexy is not Tavana Nui! Yo Axel V is se-e-xy! Yo gonna V yo VVV!"

Axel barely recognized the emo kid with a gold chain around his neck, a sleeveless shirt, and some baggy boxers. "…Zexy?"

"Who the MGE is Zexy m' Keckxy?" said Zexion, "I am the reincarnation of Michael Jackson!"

"Nooooooooooooooo!" cried Axel as he ran out his door. Saix was just rousing as Axel flung open the door and smashed Saix unconscious again.

"Help! I'm being chased by a gay man!" cried Axel as 'Michael Jackson' chased him down Naught's Skyway.

"Yo homey comey backey here! I'm gonna yo frizzle do shizzle!" rapped Zexion aka Michael Jackson.

Axel was about as freaked out as he ever was in his life.

Saix got up from the floor drowsily. Being hit in the head two times gave him the urge to drink something very alcoholic.

Walking to the kitchen, he found several beer bottles. He opened them and started drinking.

Meanwhile Demyx was being his usual buttheaded self as the party commenced again. He wasn't at the party, and was actually getting lost in the Castle That Never Was. He actually wandered out into the Realm of Darkness before he realized-

"Oh god! I'm lost!" he cried as he stared around at the dark skyscrapers around him.

He was still looking around when suddenly a Shadow appeared. "Hey," it said, "You want to buy some paupu leaves?"

"Um…" said Demyx. He obviously hadn't seen Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones so he didn't know how to respond.

"You want to buy paupu leaves," said the Shadow.

"I want to buy paupu leaves," said Demyx. He took out 5000 munny ang gave it to the Shadow.

"You want to throw your sitar out the window when you get home," said the shadow.

"I want to throw my sitar out the window when I get-hey!" cried Demyx, jumping up, "Gimme my 5000 munny back!"

"No"

"God dammit give me the fucking munny!"

"Oooo," said the Shadow, "No cussing

Demyx swore several times then summoned 20 water clones. "Dance, water, dance!"

The Shadow turned into the Grim Reaper.

"Oh…" said Demyx as his water clones were demolished…

Larxene was walking out of the ballroom and went into her own room when she heard a voice.

"Larxene…She's in love with Axel!"

Larxene stared in shock.

"Yes…She's speechless with love."

"I am not!" cried Larxene.

"Larxene…She's afraid to admit it or else Roxas will kick her sorry ass!"

Larxene seethed.

'Larxene…she wants to shounai with Axel!"

Larxene's fingernails dug into her hand.

"Larxene…She is torn with tragedy!"

Larxene's hands were bleeding.

"Larxene…She can't decide whether to choose Marluxia or Axel!"

"XALDIN!" roared Larxene as she grabbed above her head. Sure enough the Lancer was crushed in her grasp, wriggling to get free.

"Larxene! I didn't mean to! It was a joke! It-Oh come on please…"

Demyx ran like hell. He ran so fast, he didn't see Marluxia until he bumped into him.

"MaryougottahelpmecausethisginatgrimreaperheartlessIthoughtwasa shadowismadatmeandchasingmeandtryingtoripmyinsestinesout!" screamed Demyx.

Marluxia stared at Demyx for a second. "…Wa?"

Demyx repeated his overly long sentence about the Grim Reaper.

"So?" said Marluxia.

Demyx was about to say the overly long sentence again until he let out a high pitched squeal.

Marluxia looked around and saw the Grim Reaper. "HOLY SHIT!"

Both guys ran so fast that they didn't see Xemnas until they bumped into him.

"Xemnas!" cried Marluxia.

"What the fuck is going on?" grumbled Xemnas.

Demyx repeated his overly long sentence again.

"Then we must take immediate action! To infinity and beyond!" cried Xemnas.

Marluxia and Demyx looked at the superior suspiciously.

"Um, I mean, to the emergency meeting room!" yelled Xemnas. Then the superior ran down the hallway .

"Couldn't he just teleport?" asked Demyx.

"Oh, you know him," said Marluxia as they disappeared into their black portals.

Axel was safe-for the moment.

He had run halfway around the whole castle until 'Z dawg' (as Zexion had most recently called himself) had gotten lost and Axel was now hiding in the Dumpster in the basement.

"Well, no Zexion here?"

"Waddya mean?"

"Oh no! He found me!" wailed Axel as the shape of Zexion loomed over him.

"Axel? What in hell is wrong with you?" said Zexion.

"Zex? Oh, Zexy, I'm so glad to see you! And you're back to normal!" yelled Axel as he started hugging Zexion telling him about 'Z dawg'.

"Get off me!" said the silver haired emo kid, "and why are you down here? I thought you told me you were going to be having sex with Larxene."

Axel turned a shade of vivid red matching his hair. "That was out loud?"

"Sure was. Anyway, this 'Z dawg', you say, was impersonating me and rapping?"

"Yep!" said Axel.

"He's going to spoil my reputation of most emo person in the Castle! We must stop him!" cried Zexion.

"What's in it for me?" asked Axel, raising his eyebrows.

Zexion sighed. "You get my allowance for a month."

"Done deal!" cried Axel enthusiastically.

The pair then ran out the door in search of the infamous 'Z dawg'.