Beach Survival

Pairings are as follow:

Neji/Sakura

Sasuke/TenTen

Kiba/Temari

Shikamaru/Ino

Gaara/Anko

Kankuro/Sera (OC)

Naruto/Hinata

Itachi/Kurenai

Lee/Lira (OC)

Kakashi/Tsunade

Iruka/Shizune

Chapter one: Rabid Fans and a Steamy Kiss

Summary

Sakura is walking to school one morning. On the way, she has to outrun a mad fan club. Sakura seriously starts to wonder if maybe she should just hide forever but then sees Neji Hyuuga in the same predicament. Fun lies ahead for Rookie 9 High School as Tsunade sends all of the school kids and their perverted senseis on a vacation at the beach for the rest of the year. Love blossoms and people get hurt (namely Naruto for example). Join them in their journey as they all try to survive the beach.

Uchiha Sakura sighed. "Today is gonna be a long day." She said to herself. Sakura had no idea how right she was. The petal haired Uchiha walked slowly toward the high school she came to love. "IT'S HER! SAKURA-CHAN! I LOVE YOU! BEAR MY CHILD!" One fan boy screamed.

"NO BEAR MINE! HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY!" Another screamed.

"GO OUT WITH ME SAKURA-CHAN!" Fan boys screamed. Sakura ran for her life as the fan boys stampeded. 'I'm too young and hot to die!' She thought running faster. She cursed the morning and ran harder as she felt one boy gaining on her. "Move out of my way Uchiha!" The familiar voice shouted. "Hyuuga!" Sakura screamed happily. "What?" Hyuuga Neji snarled. "You're right on time!" Sakura rejoiced. She pulled him into a random building (the school that their hordes of fans went to). "Kiss me." Sakura said. "What?! And have Sasuke rip my head off?" Neji looked at her like she was insane.

"Just do it! Or I'll leave you to your rabid fans." Sakura said evilly. Neji obeyed her eagerly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE! OUR BELOVED SAKURA-CHAN WAS STOLEN FROM US BY THAT WHITE-EYED BASTARD!" The fan boys screamed in despair. "THAT SLUT IS KISSING OUR NEJI-KUN! SHE MUST DIE!" Neji's fan girls screamed in rage. Sakura and Neji could care less about what their fans thought at this moment. They were enjoying each other's lips too much to care. 'Hah Sasuke eat your heart out.' Neji thought gleefully. "What the hell are you doing Hyuuga?" A familiar voice snarled. 'Oh shit it's Sasuke.' The two thought still not bothering to break their lip contact. Uchiha Sasuke's eyes burned red when he heard his sister moan into the Hyuuga's mouth. "You are so dead!" He shouted. Finally, after all the fans left, Sakura and Neji broke their kiss and shook hands. "Thanks again Hyuuga-kun." Sakura said. "No problem. Same time tomorrow?" Neji asked. "It's a date." Sakura replied. They went their separate ways and Sasuke looked lividly at Sakura. "What the hell are you two up to!" He shouted. "We're getting rid of our fans. They can be quite annoying. You should know. Since you have fangirls yourself." Sakura replied airily.

Sasuke frowned. "Yeah but why the Hyuuga? Why not Naruto-dobe?" He asked. "Because he's got fan girls. And I love seeing those sluts squirm." Sakura replied haughtily. Sasuke looked at her weirdly and Sakura laughed. "Well actually it's because Hyuuga-kun is such a good kisser." Sakura replied. Sasuke fell over anime style and twitched. "Don't look so freaked out Sasu-chan." Sakura giggled. The Uchiha sniffed and got to his feet. "I suppose so. But try more varied guys to chase them away." Sasuke said.

"No way. The only other guys I know with fan clubs of Neji-kun's caliber are you, Gaara-kun, Itachi-aniki and well that's about it." Sakura replied. "What's wrong with Gaara?" Sasuke asked, slightly hurt that she was writing his friend off. "Nothing's wrong with him Sasu-chan! I just feel more comfortable kissing Neji-kun each day." Sakura replied soothingly. "Oh. If that's all then I'll be OK." Sasuke replied. Sakura laughed and wrapped her hand around his. "My darling Sasu-chan. I love you." She said. "And I love you my silly Saku-chan." Sasuke replied. They walked to their lockers to meet their friends. "Hey guys." Sakura said brightly. "Hey guys." Sasuke said. "So did your plan work?" Yohko TenTen asked. "Yep." Sakura replied. Her eyes closed as she remembered it. "The looks on their faces were priceless." Sakura said. She laughed and grabbed her books out of her locker. "Hey Sakura-chan. Looking cute as always." Sabaku no Kankuro said teasingly. Sakura giggled and swatted his hand off her butt. "Hands off the merchandise buddy." She said. Hyuuga Hinata and Uzumaki Naruto joined them and Sakura started laughing as she remembered her fan boys calling Neji a white-eyed bastard. She laughed even harder when said Hyuuga came by with some of his friends. "What's up with that weird pink haired chick?" Shiranui Genma asked. Neji shook his head. "No idea." He replied.

After Sakura had her laugh attack, they all went to the cafeteria for breakfast. "What were you laughing about earlier?" Hinata asked. Sakura looked into her eyes and started laughing again. "When my fan boys saw me and Neji-kun kissing, they called him a white eyed bastard. Now every time I see white eyes I start laughing. I can't help myself. It's nothing against you and Neji-kun but the looks on their faces was priceless." Sakura replied. "I see. So is my cousin a good kisser?" Hinata teased. "Yep. We're scheduled for another session in the morning at the same time as today." Sakura replied.

Hinata smirked. 'Operation Saku/Neji has begun.' She thought. And Hinata was excited. This would be her greatest feat yet. Getting Uchiha Sakura and Hyuuga Neji together would leave her immortalized by the school forever. And damn if Hinata didn't like the sound of that. She would need some help this go around. So while Sakura was distracted, Hinata approached the rest of their female friends and whispered her plan to them.

"We're in." Yamanaka Ino replied. The rest of the girls nodded.

"Good. I knew you'd see things my way." Hinata replied evilly as they shared an evil grin.

End Chapter One!