The Legend of Bugsy – Oracle of Candies
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, or Legend of Zelda. Enough said.
Cast of Characters
Link- Yui
Princess Zelda- Bugsy
Oracle of Candies- Morty
Villain- Whitney
Oracle of Secrets- Jasmine
Maku Tree- Dunsparce
Bipin & Blossom- David & Misty
Vasu- Pryce
Impa- Clair
Shopkeeper- Chuck
Chapter 1
Everything is black. Yui comes spinning onscreen, covered with weird purple light.
Voice: "Accept our quest, hero!"
Yui: "What?"
Voice: "Johto is in great danger! You must protect it!"
Yui: "How did I get here?"
Voice: (sighs) "Just go save Johto already!"
Yui falls and blacks out. She wakes up on the ground in a weird place (Ecruteak City). A whole bunch of people are sitting around, eating candy. The center of attention is a cute guy dressed in purple.
Yui: "Great, where am I now?"
Guy: "Oh, you're awake! Please join our circle!"
Yui: (raises one eyebrow) "Okay… who are you?"
Guy: "I'm Morty. I sell candy to the people of Johto!"
Yui: "…"
Morty: "Here. Since you're sick you can have a free sample." (gives her a blue candy stick)
Yui: "Score!" (eats it quickly)
Morty: "Don't choke!"
Yui: "Whatever!" (twitch) "Candy!"
Some girl: "She's hyper."
Other girl: "Me too!"
Some dude: "We're all hyper!"
And so, the group of crazy children runs through Ecruteak, terrorizing all of the poor citizens with their hyperactivity. All of a sudden, the sky goes dark! Pink lightning bolts crash down, knocking away everyone but Yui and Morty!
Voice: "BWAHAHA!! I have found you, Oracle of Candies!"
A pink blur comes out of the sky, forming into a girl dressed in a really abnormal pink outfit.
Yui: "Great, another weirdo… Who are you?"
Girl: "I am Whitney, the most beautiful girl ever!"
Yui, Morty: (^^;)
Whitney: "Well, anyway, the Oracle of Candies can no longer hide from me! I know who you really are, Morty! Your clever disguise as a candy salesman can't throw me off! I know you are really the legendary Oracle of Candies!"
Morty: "… And exactly what do you want with me?"
Whitney: "Your powers can give anyone enough energy to be hyper forever! If I imprison you and steal your powers, I can keep them all to myself! Then, I will be the only one who can be hyper!"
Yui: (big heroic, super-hero-like voice) "You can't do that, Whitney! I'll stop you!"
Whitney: "Well go ahead, try it!"
Yui runs at Whitney, but she knocks her away with a pink lightning bolt! Then, she grabs Morty by the arm, and they reconfigure into pink energy, heading up into the sky…
Yui: "No!"
Lady's voice: "Don't worry about it."
Yui turns around to see a scary lady dressed in blue!
Lady: "I am Clair, Princess Bugsy's protector."
Yui: "Who the hell is Princess Bugsy?"
Clair: (sweat-drop) "Princess Bugsy is the princess of Johto!"
Yui: "…"
Clair: "Anyway, I'm supposed to give you this." (gives Yui a wooden sword)
Yui: "… This is cheap! The stupid thing is made out of wood! How am I supposed to ruthlessly kill anything with a lousy chunk of wood?"
Clair: "Well, it's all you get! Now, you must go see the Maku Dunsparce to find out what you have to do in order to save Morty."
Yui: "The Maku… Dunsparce? Isn't it supposed to be a wise tree?"
Clair: "Would you stop complaining and go? You're giving me a headache…"
(Whitney's Secret Hideout)
Morty is trapped inside a little box, and Whitney is poking the box with her staff.
Whitney: (poke) "Hee hee! This is amusing!" (poke)
Morty: "Stop it! Didn't you say you were gonna steal my powers?"
Whitney: "Oh yeah!" (evil music blares out of nowhere) "Soon, nobody will be hyper but me! And I will rule Johto! HAHAHAHA!!" (points her staff at Morty; he freezes, and his energy transfers to her)
Morty: "Nooo…."
Whitney: "Now I have the powers of the Oracle of Candies!! WAHAHAHA!!"
(Ecruteak)
Yui decided to explore the city a little bit before she went to see the Maku Dunsparce. She comes upon a small house, and walks in uninvited. For some odd reason, nobody seems to mind… A boy is running stupidly around the room, and a girl sits by a crib rocking a baby.
Yui: (approaching the guy) "What's up your ass?"
Guy: "I am David the seed farmer! My wife Misty and I just had our first child! Go see!"
Yui: "…Okay." (goes to Misty) "Hello!"
Misty: "Hi! This is our first child! But we are having trouble coming up with a name. What would you name it?"
Yui: "Well, you could name her Luna… or Moonsplash, or Stardance…"
Misty: "It's a boy."
Yui: "…Oh. Name him Link."
Misty: "That's a fine name! He seems happy to have it!"
David: "So his name's Link? Wow… What a cool name! Here, have this seed." (gives Yui a weird blue seed)
Yui: "All right, I'll be going…"
Yui then leaves, and soon finds another place in town. The name on the sign says, "Jewelers." She enters. There is a desk, and behind it a wrinkly old man wearing a turban.
Man: "Hello! Welcome to Pryce Jewelers! I am Pryce, the owner!"
Yui: "Great…"
Pryce: "Have you heard of mystical rings? Wearing them gives you all kinds of power! But you need a ring box to carry them. Here, I'll give you one." (gives her a box) "When you find rings, you can get them appraised here later!"
Yui: "This just gets stranger by the minute…" (leaves)
Now, Yui is weirded out by Ecruteak City, so she decides to leave the city and find the Maku Dunsparce.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, or Legend of Zelda. Enough said.
Cast of Characters
Link- Yui
Princess Zelda- Bugsy
Oracle of Candies- Morty
Villain- Whitney
Oracle of Secrets- Jasmine
Maku Tree- Dunsparce
Bipin & Blossom- David & Misty
Vasu- Pryce
Impa- Clair
Shopkeeper- Chuck
Chapter 1
Everything is black. Yui comes spinning onscreen, covered with weird purple light.
Voice: "Accept our quest, hero!"
Yui: "What?"
Voice: "Johto is in great danger! You must protect it!"
Yui: "How did I get here?"
Voice: (sighs) "Just go save Johto already!"
Yui falls and blacks out. She wakes up on the ground in a weird place (Ecruteak City). A whole bunch of people are sitting around, eating candy. The center of attention is a cute guy dressed in purple.
Yui: "Great, where am I now?"
Guy: "Oh, you're awake! Please join our circle!"
Yui: (raises one eyebrow) "Okay… who are you?"
Guy: "I'm Morty. I sell candy to the people of Johto!"
Yui: "…"
Morty: "Here. Since you're sick you can have a free sample." (gives her a blue candy stick)
Yui: "Score!" (eats it quickly)
Morty: "Don't choke!"
Yui: "Whatever!" (twitch) "Candy!"
Some girl: "She's hyper."
Other girl: "Me too!"
Some dude: "We're all hyper!"
And so, the group of crazy children runs through Ecruteak, terrorizing all of the poor citizens with their hyperactivity. All of a sudden, the sky goes dark! Pink lightning bolts crash down, knocking away everyone but Yui and Morty!
Voice: "BWAHAHA!! I have found you, Oracle of Candies!"
A pink blur comes out of the sky, forming into a girl dressed in a really abnormal pink outfit.
Yui: "Great, another weirdo… Who are you?"
Girl: "I am Whitney, the most beautiful girl ever!"
Yui, Morty: (^^;)
Whitney: "Well, anyway, the Oracle of Candies can no longer hide from me! I know who you really are, Morty! Your clever disguise as a candy salesman can't throw me off! I know you are really the legendary Oracle of Candies!"
Morty: "… And exactly what do you want with me?"
Whitney: "Your powers can give anyone enough energy to be hyper forever! If I imprison you and steal your powers, I can keep them all to myself! Then, I will be the only one who can be hyper!"
Yui: (big heroic, super-hero-like voice) "You can't do that, Whitney! I'll stop you!"
Whitney: "Well go ahead, try it!"
Yui runs at Whitney, but she knocks her away with a pink lightning bolt! Then, she grabs Morty by the arm, and they reconfigure into pink energy, heading up into the sky…
Yui: "No!"
Lady's voice: "Don't worry about it."
Yui turns around to see a scary lady dressed in blue!
Lady: "I am Clair, Princess Bugsy's protector."
Yui: "Who the hell is Princess Bugsy?"
Clair: (sweat-drop) "Princess Bugsy is the princess of Johto!"
Yui: "…"
Clair: "Anyway, I'm supposed to give you this." (gives Yui a wooden sword)
Yui: "… This is cheap! The stupid thing is made out of wood! How am I supposed to ruthlessly kill anything with a lousy chunk of wood?"
Clair: "Well, it's all you get! Now, you must go see the Maku Dunsparce to find out what you have to do in order to save Morty."
Yui: "The Maku… Dunsparce? Isn't it supposed to be a wise tree?"
Clair: "Would you stop complaining and go? You're giving me a headache…"
(Whitney's Secret Hideout)
Morty is trapped inside a little box, and Whitney is poking the box with her staff.
Whitney: (poke) "Hee hee! This is amusing!" (poke)
Morty: "Stop it! Didn't you say you were gonna steal my powers?"
Whitney: "Oh yeah!" (evil music blares out of nowhere) "Soon, nobody will be hyper but me! And I will rule Johto! HAHAHAHA!!" (points her staff at Morty; he freezes, and his energy transfers to her)
Morty: "Nooo…."
Whitney: "Now I have the powers of the Oracle of Candies!! WAHAHAHA!!"
(Ecruteak)
Yui decided to explore the city a little bit before she went to see the Maku Dunsparce. She comes upon a small house, and walks in uninvited. For some odd reason, nobody seems to mind… A boy is running stupidly around the room, and a girl sits by a crib rocking a baby.
Yui: (approaching the guy) "What's up your ass?"
Guy: "I am David the seed farmer! My wife Misty and I just had our first child! Go see!"
Yui: "…Okay." (goes to Misty) "Hello!"
Misty: "Hi! This is our first child! But we are having trouble coming up with a name. What would you name it?"
Yui: "Well, you could name her Luna… or Moonsplash, or Stardance…"
Misty: "It's a boy."
Yui: "…Oh. Name him Link."
Misty: "That's a fine name! He seems happy to have it!"
David: "So his name's Link? Wow… What a cool name! Here, have this seed." (gives Yui a weird blue seed)
Yui: "All right, I'll be going…"
Yui then leaves, and soon finds another place in town. The name on the sign says, "Jewelers." She enters. There is a desk, and behind it a wrinkly old man wearing a turban.
Man: "Hello! Welcome to Pryce Jewelers! I am Pryce, the owner!"
Yui: "Great…"
Pryce: "Have you heard of mystical rings? Wearing them gives you all kinds of power! But you need a ring box to carry them. Here, I'll give you one." (gives her a box) "When you find rings, you can get them appraised here later!"
Yui: "This just gets stranger by the minute…" (leaves)
Now, Yui is weirded out by Ecruteak City, so she decides to leave the city and find the Maku Dunsparce.