Irvine and Selphie's love poems
By Yuffie Valentine
Irvine's thoughts on his girl
Walking along the train
See Selphie looking out the window pain
As she leans she skirt is getting higher
I look over to check her
Thinking I am slick in my spying
The she sees me eyeing
I fall down with a slap to the face
Making my cowboy hat fall out of place
I try to say sorry but it's too late
We are already in a deep debate
I say I will be well behaved
And I'll take her on a date after I have shaved
She agrees with giggle
And when I gave her a hug she didn't wiggle
Tonight I hope I can her clothes in a heap
And in my arms she'll gently sleep
I am not using her at all
Or setting her up for a fall
Tonight, on our first night a new
I am going to say, "Selphie, I love you."
She says we'll met at eight
Hold on, here comes Squall, oh great
We just got another mission he's been told
Now my "I love you" must be put on hold
Selphie- A grin he doesn't see
I never thought I would fall for him
He didn't seem might type
With a southern drawl
And his cowboy ways
I just didn't seem wild enough to get him
But I didn't have to go chase him
He came to me
My heart stood on end
I couldn't be happier
For all the frowns I make
When he looks at other girls
For all the smiles I give
When he treats me like I own the world
Yet when he is in battle
Or joking around
There is one thing the he never gets
Something that happens when he doesn't look
A secret I keep to me
A grin he doesn't see
Irvine and Selphie – 10 things I hate about you (love poem, kinda)
Irvine- She's too damn perky
Selphie-He's too damn flirty
Irvine- What's up with that hair?
Selphie- He doesn't even care
Irvine- I see the way she looks at Zell
Selphie- And I see the way he looks at every belle
Irvine- When does she not smile
Selphie-He gets a new girl every mile
Irvine- She could use a tan
Selphie- His hair is as long as a woman
Irvine- She never wants to have "joy"
Selphie- He only wants me as a sex toy
Irvine- She is such a Squall kiss ass
Selphie-He's never on time to class
Irvine- She can also be so mean
Selphie- He's the biggest slut I have ever seen
Irvine- Always complaining about being fat
Selphie- Hardly let's me where his hat
Irvine- She's built like a stick
Selphie- His womanizing makes me sick
Irvine- But these things just add to the reasons I love her,
Running my fingers through her hair to hear a purr
Selphie- Southern charm, I love him so much
I yearn for the feel of his touch
Irvine-I love Selphie
We're meant to be
Selphie- Irvine belongs to me
That's plain to see
Fin
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