Don't even ask where I've been. Here there and everywhere. I apologize for the long time I've been gone, and will try to get back into writing as soon as possible, though I don't know when that will be. Anyway, since I owe everyone a lot.. here.

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Behind the Scenes

Inception

Ever wondered what happens in between and on the jobs?

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5:02 AM - Job briefing starts, team meets at warehouse.

5:16 AM - Cobb yells about no coffee, Eames falls alseep.

5:34 AM - Cobb gets decaf, Arthur pulls out notes and maps.

5:39 AM - Team meeting officially starts.

5:50 AM - Arthur lectures on subconsious etiquette, Eames (asleep) falls off chair.

6:29 AM - Penis drawn on Eames' forehead. Pictures taken.

6:47 AM - Eames awakens; team meeting postponed due to objects thrown around room.

7:01 AM - Team retapes papers and maps back together, unties Yusuf.

8:18 AM - Ariadne reviews map with Arthur and Yusuf, Saito flirts over the phone with Marissa.

8:25 AM - Cobb leaves to get teams breakfast, Yusuf bathes cat.

8:39 PM - Ariadne chokes on croissant.

8:42 PM - Eames blamed.

9:11 AM - Breakfast break over, team prepares for subconsious fighting practice.

9:13 AM - Eames gets cramp, too many Dunkin Doughnuts.

9:45 AM - Cobb caught of guard, shot in nuts by projection. Recorded on video.

10:47 AM - Team ends subconscious fighting practice, Cobb nurses "wound" with ice.

10:53 AM - Eames puts video on Youtube; 186,943 views so far.

11:27 AM - Saito and Yusuf leave to get teams lunch, Eames goes on Twitter.

12:54 PM - Arthur and Ariande caught making out in back room.

12:57 PM - Eames still wears perverted grin.

1:23 PM - Team leaves for airport; Arthur forgets keys. Everyone shocked at this.

2:11 PM - Eames takes club sandwich from hobo.

2:20 PM - Arthur and Ariadne steal a kiss before boarding flight; Eames witnesses.

3:02 PM - Take off; team watches scary movie to pass the time.

3:37 PM - Yusuf craps pants.

4:21 PM - Mark knocked out; team prepares.

4:25 PM - Arthur drops PASIV on his toe.

5:13 PM - Finally reach first level, Ariadne goes shopping.

5:16 PM - Ariadne pulled out of Guess store; Cobb pays tab.

5:45 PM - Team sneaks up on projections from behind to attack.

5:46 PM - Eames discovers he has squeaky shoes, teams cover blown.

6:29 PM - Team makes it to second level; Yusuf's driving once again insulted.

6:37 PM - Eames forges into two hundred pound lady with mustache.

7:04 PM - Mark uninterested in Eames' forged person; Mister Charles scheme once again used.

7:21 PM - Ariadne and Saito discuss sexual positions.

7:30 PM - Yusuf runs over squirrel. Everyone momentarily jolted.

8:12 PM - Idea placed, Mark passes out from too many drinks.

8:27 PM - Eames hires stripper in the bar; Arthur pissed.

8:41 PM - Justin Beiber projection appears.

8:42 PM - Projection shot; Saito apologizes.

9:04 PM - Yusuf runs into wall, team awakened.

9:17 PM - Team back in reality, Cobb immediately goes for bottle of vodka.

9:21 PM - Eames cracks joke on how "well this job went."

9:22 PM - Eames' forehead penis picture put on Facebook.

9:31 PM - 256 likes.

9:46 PM - Arthur and Ariadne plan out dinner date tomorrow. Eames offers to come along.

9:46 PM - Eames offer declined.

10:01 PM - Yusuf packs up chemicals, spills Pantene.

10:12 PM - Saito argues with pilot, plane turned around. Team heads back to LA.

10:57 PM - Arrives back at warehouse, Saito nurses black eye.

11:37 PM - Team members wake up, beer bottles everywhere.

11:46 PM - Eames finally dismisses stripper, Ariadne now pissed.

12:01 AM - Saito stripped of clothes, put into dress.

12:18 AM - Team gets bored, finally goes home.

12:23 AM - Eames passes out on sidewalk.

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I'll be back soon you guys, I hope. Thank you for putting up with this crap, if you have been. LOL. Hope you enjoyed, sorry it was short. Review?