hhmklf jim and spcok were on the bridg talking with hteir minds through their gay thing called bonding cuase they were gay bondmtaes
'i wanna fuck u so hard captain'
'i wanna fuck u so ha rd too my little spocko, unf yes i'm gonna ride yuor cocko all night tonite'
'it would be more logical to do it here on the bridge'
'infront of everyone?'
'yes captain it's ~logical~'
'ugH fine yES come heRE NOW'
spock jumped from his chair like a little girl rushing for an old man's candy and that man was kirk oh yes
he jumped ont he captina's chair, on the captin and started making out with jim like a french man desperately wanting to eat his baguette. there were so many moainig noises that it startletd the whole crew
"cAPTAIN WTF." uruha exclaimed like a lil bitch
"I SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH MY PLANTS TODYA" sulu the little asian man cried
there was still alot of monaing that actually got louder and louder by the second. spock got so into the kissing that he started thrusting his vucaln hips and booty on the captain
"did u kno that makgin out was inwented in russia!1" said chekov, like the little shit he is.
"jIM WhY DAMMIT" bones yelled and then injected some hypo in his neck and turned into a chicken running off to the trubolift making wild chkickn noises
every1 was in deep shock, they didn'tknow what to do
but a few seconds later there were so many lens flares that the whole crew caught on fire and all died burining and crashing the ship in some plantet
hte end.