Disclaimer I do not own right's to these characters but in my stories they are my play things

Chapter One

At one of many hideouts that The Joker and Harley Quinn have in Gotham City, they are having a nice relaxing evening of playtime. This takes place right after torturing a security guard from one of the many businesses of Wayne Enterprises. In the bedchamber of Harley Quinn…

Harley: Puddin' are you sure you want to play before I wash the guards blood off…(Joker kisses Her deeply).

Joker stops for a second to say yes.

Joker: Yes I want you now Harls. (Unzipping her outfit)

Harley: Oh Mr. J(she moans)

Joker: You know excited I get during the torture process of planning a caper. (Grabbing her right boob)

Harley: Ohhh Mister J (Reaching up to start taking off Joker's suit jacket)

After a few more minutes of taking each other's clothes off, Joker and Harley get in the thick of it of playing their game of fuck the brains out of Harley. With security guard tied up watching the fun. After that they both proceed to take a very hot bath to wash the day of fun away.

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The next morning, as the 'hired' master chief cooked their breakfast. The Joker assigned the henchmen their tasks for the day. Harley Quinn was also giving her personal henchmen a long list of things that needed to be done to the security guard.

Harley: Oh Puddin' what did you need to me to do today?

Joker: Well Harley my sweet you can stay close to me while we go see Mr. Bruce Wayne about the diamond supply that he seems to be hiding from us.

Harley: Mr. J why do you want the diamonds he has when we can just get them at a Jewelry store?

Joker: Well I want only the best selection to choose from and the rest is a surprise.

Harley: Alright Puddin', anything you say.

Chief: Your breakfast Joker and Ms. Quinn. (Setting their breakfast down on to the table)

Joker: You may go and it's Clowned Prince of crime thank you! (Throws a knife at him)

Harley: So Puddin' when do we meet with Mr. Wayne today?

Joker: I was thinking for early dinner my sweet.

Harley: Oh Mr. J that sounds wonderful!

Joker: I knew you would like it! (Finishing his meal)

Harley: Then what will we do until then Puddin'? (Also done eating)

Joker: Well I thought we could play a game of chase the Chief around the house with knives for bit? (Giving the chief 2 minute head start)

Harley: Oh Mr. J, just knives? (Pulling out her oversized mallet)

And with that the game began with a full 20 minutes of play time. Which left the chief terrified for his life but he'd never messed up on how to address the Joker again. Joker then picked up Harley and carried her into his office and locked the door behind them. Kissing her he knocked the various papers and plans off his desk. Laying Harley on to the desk then he unzipped his pants. Harley who was still in a silk rope and nothing else opened her legs let him glade in hard. She moans loudly moving her hips with his. The more Harley moaned the harder and faster Joker went inside her. They were at it like for almost hour when somebody so rudely knocked on the door.

Joker: What I am in the middle of playing with my Harley Quinn!

Henchman: Um Joker the security guard somehow got untied and then escaped.

Harley: WHAT!

Joker: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU LET MY HARLEY'S NEW TOY RUN AWAY!

With that Harley had her rope tied back into place with mallet in hand. Opened the door and hit the henchman in the head. Joker zipping up his pants fallows her; he then calls all the henchmen into the boardroom to get to the bottom of this.

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After, Harley had changed into her normal outfit of a skin tight jester suit of red and black with little hints of white. She was in the boardroom with her "babies" in tow. Her babies really being two hyenas: that the Joker got her several years ago.

Joker: Now how the hell did he get untied in the first place?

Henchman 1: Um well he was complaining that he was in pain, so I thought I should untie him to see if he was ok.

Harley: Where on the list of things you could do to him did I say untie him! I never wrote that on the list. (She hit him with the mullet)

Joker: Now I want all of you to get out there and start looking for him NOW!

With that all the henchmen were searching the grounds for 20 minutes until they found the guard. They brought him to Joker and Harley Quinn as they were told. Harley then put her toy in a cage so he couldn't get away again. And with that it was launch time for Joker and Harley.

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As Harley was dressing in her evening wear for dinner with Mr. J and Mr. Wayne. Joker came into her room to her with a very sparkly necklace for her to wear. After he put necklace on her he kissed her neck. Harley turned towards him and kissed him hard. Then after having a quickie she finished getting ready. They left for Bruce Wayne's office at 7:17 pm. They got to the office's Wayne Enterprises around 7:45 pm.