Chapter 1: God Dammit

Karkat Vantas sat there, growling at the blue screen in anger and frustration. His white hair fell into his eyes as his red eyes scanned the small laptop. He quickly brushed the hair out of his face and sighed. He wondered if any geeks would be able to by-pass this horrible sight and picked up his cell phone.

"HEY FUCKFACE."

He awaited a response and after a while a familiar text showed up.

"what the hell do you want KK?"

"MY GOD DAMN COMPUTER FUCKED UP AGAIN."

"what the hell am ii 2upposed to do about iit?"

"FIX IT."

"what2 wrong wiith iit thii2 tiime?"

"IT'S THAT GOD DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN. GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET OVER HERE."

"what iif ii don't feel like iit?"

"ILL SHOVE MY FOOT DOWN YOUR GOD DAMN FOOD SPHICTOR YOU PRICK."

"fiine iill be over 2oon."

Karkat smirked triumphantly and sat back in his seat. He stared at the screen and thought. When he got aggravated he would beat his computer to shit then rely on that god damn prick Sollux to fix it. Normally this geek would come over, brag about his awesome computer abilities, and leave. That's what Karkat wanted. He honestly hated the prick and regretted getting a dorm so close to him. A knock was heard and he stood slowly, white hair resting back across his face. "Yea I'm coming!" He walked to the door and mumbled to himself.

He opened the door and there stood Sollux Captor. Thin and boney as ever, he had light brown hair that spiked in the back. His eyes were always covered by a blue and red themed pair of bi-focal glasses which had a dark tint to them, to hide his hetreochromian eye. He was beyond skinny, his ribs showed slightly and the kid was tall, a lot taller than Karkat, it pissed him off, and it seemed that the kid never fucking ate, you'd have to shove it down his god damn throat to get any damn results.

Sollux walked in, his head low and dark themed glasses seemed to glare at the computer screen. He walked over and chuckled softly. "Keyboard mashing again are we?" He spoke with an annoying lisp that just pissed Karkat off even more.

"It's not my god damned fault I'm horrible at everything that involves technology!"

Sollux snickered and sat in front of Karkat's computer and sighed. "Why in the hell do you mash your keyboard so much?" His fingers were brought to his temples as he tried to avoid an oncoming headache.

"Because, Fuck Face, I get mad, and you know I have anger issues."

"More like anger problems that include fucking everything up."

Karkat sneered and sat next to Sollux. "Just fix the god damn computer!"

Sollux chuckled as he went to work, his fingers dancing over the keyboard with ease. Karkat couldn't understand how the geek could even understand all this shit. After a few minutes of seemingly endless typing, Sollux pressed enter and Karkat's home screen popped up displaying a Nicholas Cage wallpaper.

"Uhhhh… KK?"

Karkat took the laptop quickly and hissed. "Shut up ok it's not what it looks like!"

Sollux busted out laughing and held his sides as he clumsily made his way to the door.

Karkat blushed and started pushing the geek out. "SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE AND YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING PRICK!"

Sollux couldn't stop laughing as the door was slammed in his face. Karkat slid down his wall and growled to himself, holding his now working laptop close.