Author note: This was originally an fanfic for himoto umaru chan but there was not a category for himoto umaru chan so I turned the names into oremo names.

One day kirino was playing video games. She was drinking an obsene amount of cola and candy. But her onii-chan had a surprise for her that night. It was a special happy time meal where they are going out to eat.

"Welcome home onnii-chan" kirino said to kyosuki.

"Thank you umaru." kyosuki said.

The restraunt they were going out to eat at was taco bell, taco bell is a fast food restraunt where you get food known as texmex which is not only mexican food or texican food but a mixture of both. If you want to eat it but dont want fast food you can eat at don pablo which serves textmex food also.

"NIICHANCIICHAN BUY ME JUMP BUY ME JUMPU." kirino screamed.

"No you need to eat your food first" kyosuki replied back to kirino

Kirino had bough too much food and she was having trouble eating it all.

"Niichan I can not eat all this food."

"Too bad you bought it so now you have to eat it."

Kirino was able to eat all her taco bell but it was hard to do so. When she got home she went to bed because she was full. Her stomach had stomach pains, kirino lay there in agony.

"AHHHH NIICHAN HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME"

"It is your own fault umaru."

Umaru then let loose a ripe stinker fart, following this was a blast of brown poo matter. It covered her bed sheets with bed shits. Her bed became ruined! It could not get the stains off her bed and kyosuki was mad. Kirino crawled off her bed and tracked the shit fart all over the apartement room.

"Ah fuck kirino what the fuck did you do that for."

"Im so sorry" kirino was crying, but kyosuki was too insensitive to care about kirino. Kyosuki took kirino by her neck and slam her face in the shit. To make matters worse kirino then pissed herself because of all the cola she drnak.

"End your fucking life kirino" kyosuki said.

Kyosuki took pictures of kirino covered in shit and piss and sent them to kuroneco and ayayse. Kirino lost her popularity at school and died.