So this is a thing that indicate how funny I am lel
Anyways~
Warning : Sarcasm, weird!Shin, Idiot!Kaito, Yaoi, Anime, Fluff, Shit, MyAwfulWritingStyle
Enjoy~
Just A Drabble
Kaito growled when he felt a high pitched voice of something attacking the ground, which caused the blanket covering him to be lifted away, as he drifted his sleepness backward, Opening his eyes when he noticed an empty space next to him, he gasped. "Shin-chan?" He repeated.
Emiting a super weird roaring voice as he rubbed his head, Kaito stared up at him, "I'm here, baka!" He cried, trying to hide the evidence of the painfull wound.
"Oh?! But, what the hell are you doing on the floor?" Kaito demanded, dramatically -He was such a drama queen-
"Nothing serious! I was just testing a new justsu , I heard about, called attacking the floor." Shinichi replied, looking at his idiotic boyfriend, who gave him an equal blank look.
Kaito blinked, before rubbing his eyes, "Shin-chan? Didn't I warn you about practising anything of your detective's work in our bed room?" He scowled.
Shinichi shot his boyfriend an impressed look, before sighing. "You don't remember pushing me, do you?" He asked, rather sounded amused than intended.
"I pushed you?" Kaito asked, bringing a finger to rub his chin thoughtfully, he gasped, "Oh, Excuse me, basically, I was trying to catch Pikachu."
"Pikachu?!" Shinichi asked, "You thought I were your Pokemon?"
"Nah, I think you were the villan bastard who was chasing after it." He commented, shaking his head, "Maybe, That's why I pushed you."
"Go to sleep, Kuroba." He growled, crawling to the other side of the coach.
"Heck, what are you doing?"
"Sleeping on the coach!"
"But, Shin-chan..."
"Don't bother."
"Pleaaaase~! You can't do this to me, I'm Kaito!" He whimpered, trying out the most poppy eyed face he got.
Not bothering to cast him a look, Shinichi snickered. "I'm not your punching bag! So Quit it, already!"
"But, I love you."
"God! Shut the hell up, Kaito, I need sleep."
"But-" dodging a white pillow, he tried.
"Shinichiii~!" He winced,
Snapping a head, from the blanket he adjusted around the other side of the coach, a tick sound was heard across the silent dark room, as it left the magician sleeping. "It can get useful sometimes." He smirked, noting about his watch.
The End~
So that was a completely rondom idea I got, it was written in fifteen minutes while I was in the bus, because yeah I was heading to a friend's house when I saw a NaruSau fanfiction and Sasuke made a sarcastic comment about how he likes hitting his head to the floor and then I got the completely totally officially madly deeply definetely rondom idea!
Yeah, fuck my rondomness~
Anyways, what do you think, eh?
Jalessa Brown~!