"I learned another Midgardian tradition!"
"Yipee," came the uninterested reply.
"I swear it´s fun, brother!"
"I. Don´t. Care."
"Come on! We get to wear silly hats!"
"Sillier than your helmet? Impossible."
"You like horns! I have a silly hat with horns! It´s silly! Really silly!"
"Do you even know what "silly" means or you just like the way it sounds?"
Before he could react and completely against his will, a hat with a pair of reindeer horns was stuffed on the God of Mischief´s head. "You´ve got to be kidding me," he muttered. "Thor!"
"Don't you like it?" the Thunderer asked innocently, poking one of the antlers and making its tiny bells jingle.
"Does it look like I'm enjoying wearing this ridiculous thing?!"
"I think a Midgardian would call you a "Greensh" or something."
"Grinch"
"That." Tor leaped to his feet. "Now we shall decorate a tree! Probably a branch of the Yggdrasill!"
"Now we´ve lost you, brother dear," Loki grumbled before returning to his reading.