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A/N: Welcome to the madness and thank you so much for checking out my drabbly bits... not those kind you pervs!

All stories will be under a thousand words (anything longer will be posted as a separate one-shot) and they're just meant to make you smile and hopefully forget your problems for a while.

Enjoy!

PS: These stories are no way associated with my other stories... though they may mirror them in some ways. (In terms of they family dynamics and what have you.)

"How could you do this to me?" Bella brokenly choked out, her lower lip quivering as she fought to keep the tears at bay. "How could you cheat on me?"

Dispassionate gold eyes regarded her through a shaggy curtain of blond hair.

"After all I've done for you? After everything I've given you? And this is the way you treat me? I thought you loved me?!"

She glared when he remained silent.

"What, not even going to try to defend your actions?" she sneered. "Not like it would do any good. I saw you with her again today. You were all over her. Your head was buried in her boobs for god's sake!" she screamed just as someone entered the kitchen behind her.

"Um... what's going on here?"

"He's cheating on me!" she shrieked. "With that... that... blond hussy!"

Jasper chuckled uneasily; his eyes darting from Bella to Sunny, the puppy they had adopted from the shelter a few months ago, perched at her feet.

"Darlin', don't you think you're overreacting a little?"

Bella turned to glare at her mate. "You stay out of this!" she hissed. Turning back, she sneered when she saw that Sunny had used her brief moment of distraction to escape. "That's right, go back to her!" she screamed at his retreating furry little back. Shooting her mate one final glare, she stormed out of the kitchen, not even apologizing when she almost bumped into Emmett.

Emmett jumped to the side when 5'4" of pure fury stormed out of the kitchen and stomped their way up the stairs. "What's got her in a tizzy?" he asked as Jasper approached him, shooting an exasperated but mildly amused look up the stairs as he heard the door slam.

That's gonna need fixing, he thought when he heard the wood splinter under the force of her action.

"Sunny's cheating on her apparently."

Emmett blinked slowly as he lips crept up into an amused smile. "With who?"

"Rose."

"She does know it's a dog, right?"

"I wouldn't let her hear you say that, man."

Emmett scanned his surroundings and tilted his head as he tried to locate Bella's exact position. He finally heard grumbling coming from the direction of her and Jasper's room. Good.

He leaned closer to Jasper and lowered his voice to a whisper. "Don't tell her I told you this, but Rosie's been keeping dog treats in her pocket."

Jasper barked out a laugh. "So it's Rose that's cheating?"

Emmett nodded and jerked his thumb proudly into his chest. "And I bought 'em for her."

"You realize that you and Rose are on your own when she finds out, don't you?"

"How's she gonna find out?" he replied with false bravado. Jasper felt a smirk tickling his lips when he felt his fear. Emmett had gotten on Bella's bad side last year and it hadn't been pretty.

"Mates don't keep secrets from each other," he said serenely. He was enjoying this way too much.

"What happen to the bro code?" Emmett accused.

Jasper heard the door to the veranda slide open, followed by the excited bark of Sunny. "The mate code overrides it," he threw over his shoulder as he entered the living room and made a beeline towards Rose, who was holding a squirming bundle of golden fur in her arms.

Narrowing his eyes, he snatched Sunny out of her arms.

"Hey!" she yelped in protest.

"I'm on to you," he warned, staring pointedly at her pockets.

"Backstabber," she hissed at a sheepish Emmett.

Jasper bounced the pup in his arms as he ascended the stairs, leaving the squabbling couple behind. "C'mon, Sunny, let's go cheer up your Mommy."

A/N2:Yes, if you're wondering, Sunny (and this story) was loosely inspired by Jett in ISDP.