THE DAY KID GOT MAKA CHOPPED NINE TIMES

ONE DAY ON JULY 8TH KID DESIDED TO GO HANGOUT WITH MAKA, CRONA, SOUL, AND EXCALIBER. HE CALLED MAKA TO LET HER NO HE WAS COMING , THEN HE STARTED WALKING TO MAKA'S HOUSE. IT WAS A BRIGHT, WARM DAY THAT DAY SO KID WAS WEARING A SYMMETRICAL PAIR OF SHORTS AND A LIGHT BLUE SYMMETRICAL SHIRT. PATTI AND LIZ WERE WALKING BEHIND HIM. PATTI WAS ACTING ENERGETIC LIKE ALWAYS AND LIZ WAS SCOLDING HER. THEY GOT TO MAKA'S HOUSE QUICKLY AND KID RANG THE DOORBELL. THE DOOR OPENS REVEALING EXCALIBER.
"HEY KID!" EXCALIBER SAYS.

"UM HI," KID REPLIES.

"GUESS WHAT," EXCALIBER SAYS.

"WHAT?" KID ASKS.

"EXCALIBER POKE!" HE SAYS AND POKES KID IN THE STOMACH.

"AHHHHH!" KID SCREAMS AND FALLS OVER.
"KID YOU OK?" LIZ ASKS.

"NO! HE ONLY POKED ME ONCE! IT HURTS!" KID YELLS.

EXCALIBER POKES KID ONCE MORE TO MAKE KID FEEL BETTER.

"I WANT POKED!" PATTI YELLED AND JUMPED UP AND DOWN.

"NO!" KID TELLS HER AND GETS UP.
"EXCALIBER! IS KID HERE?" A VOICE YELLS FROM INSIDE.

"NO ITS JUST SOME GAY SALES MAN!" EXCALIBER SAYS AND WALKS INSIDE. HE GIVES A QUICK WAVE THEN SLAMS THE DOOR.
"HEY! NOT FUNNY OPEN UP!" KID YELLS.

THE DOOR OPENS BUT THIS TIME MAKA IS STANDING THERE SHE IS HOLDING A BOOK. EXCALIBER IS BEHIND HER LAUGHING.

"REALLY EXCALIBER," MAKA SAYS AND TURNS AND MAKA CHOPS HIM. "OWIE!" EXCALIBER SAYS AND RUNS OFF. "COME ON IN KID I HAVE A SUPRISE FOR YOU," MAKA GRINS AND KID, LIZ , AND PATTI FOLLOW HER TO THE LIVING ROOM. SOUL IS ON THE COUCH WATCHING RERUNS OF SPONGEBOB ON THE TV AND BESIDE HIM IS A BOWL OF GUMMY BEARS.

"GUMMY BEARS!" PATTI YELLS AND RUNS TO THE BOWL. "OH GOD," CRONA SAYS. HE IS SITTING ON THE RECLINER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.

LIZ WALKS OVER AND SHAKES PATTI. "NO GUMMY BEARS FOR YOU!" SHE SAYS. "TOO LATE!" PATTI YELLS AND STUFF A GUMMY BEAR INTO HER MOUTH.

KID SIGHES."THOSE ARENT SYMMETRICAL!"

MAKA TURNS TO KID."YOU READY FOR YOUR SUPRISE?" SHE ASKS.

"EH...SURE," KID ANSWERS. "MAKA CHOP!" MAKA YELLS AND HITS KID NINE TIMES ON HIS HEAD.

"AH! NO! ITS NOT AN EVEN NUMBER! OH GOD! I HATE YOU!" KID SCREAMS AND HIS NOSE STARTS BLEEDING.

"OH NO HE'S GONNA START CRYING, NICE GOING MAKA!" LIZ SAYS AND GLARES AT MAKA.

"BETTER HIM THEN ME," SOUL LAUGHS. "GUMMY BEARS!" YELLS PATTI AND SHE STARTS DANCING RANDOMLY. " ABCDEFG GUMMY BEARS ARE CHASING ME. ONE IS RED ONE IS BLUE ONE IS PEEING ON MY FOOT. NOW IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE CUZ THE RED ONE HAS A KNIFE AHHH!"PATTI STARTS GIGGLEING CRAZILY.

EXCALIBER WALKS OVER TO KID AND POKES HIM TWICE. THE DOORBELL RINGS AND EVERYONE FREEZES. "KID GO OPEN THE DOOR!" MAKA COMMANDS.

KID GETS UP AND GOES AN OPENS THE DOOR. THERE IS A GUY IN SWEAT PANTS AND A MULTI-COLORED SHIRT. KID GASPS AND YELLS AT HIM."UNSYMMETRICAL! WE AINT BUYING UR CRAP SO GO AWAY! U PIECE OF GARBAGE!"

"UR SO MEAN MUN," THE DUDE SAYS. "MUN! ITS NOT RIGHT!" KID SCREAMS. "YA VARY MEAN MUN, YA HURT MA FEELEN'S MUN," THE DUDE WHINES. "YEAH WELL NO ONE CARE, YOU STUPID PIECE OF TRASH! KID YELLS AND BEFORE HE SLAMS THE DOOR HE YELLS "MUN!"

AND THIS ENDS THE DAY THAT KID WAS MAKA CHOPPED NINE TIMES. THE END!