You Body Stealing Hussy!
By Fish Head The 3rd and Co.
-Chapter One-
It was a perfectly normal Saturday morning in Dragoon, everything was going surprisingly smoothly…
In Arinas everything was perfect as well, Garfakcy couldn't help but feel creeped out at how smoothly everything was going, hell Kharl hadn't even made a mess today!
It's almost as if Karma was apologizing for what was to come…
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In Kainaldia however…
Poor Shydeman was walking down the hall, minding his own business, when he passed Lord Nadil's room though, he stopped, for inside he heard the evilest cackle he had ever heard from the said Demon Lord.
Wondering what had happened but deciding it was none of his business, he started to walk away when the door burst open…
"Shineyman! You're just the chic I wanted to see right now! YOGA FOR ALL!"
Shydeman stood there stock still, the only coherent thought in his head being 'What the Fuck!'
Had the Great Lord Nadil just giggled like a little girl, called him 'Shineyman', called him a girl, and screamed 'Yoga for all'?
Something was very wrong here, Shydeman decided, his left eye twitching uncontrollably, Horribly, horribly wrong…
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The real Lord Nadil also, like Shydeman, had a left eye that would not stop twitching, but for completely different reason...
A banner was being held right in front of his face by two giddy looking girls.
The banner clearly said in bold letters, each letter a different color, happy faces all around it: "WELCOME! TO TORTURE NADIL DAY!"
A content sigh could be heard, "Isn't it wonderful?"
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"Now, now Fedelta!" Chided the 'new' Lord Nadil, making a tut tut sound, "That's not the splits! You need to go much farther down."
And without further ado 'Nadil' pushed Fedelta so far down his manhood slammed against the ground.
Ignoring Fedelta's howl of absolute pain and horror, "Now that class, is how you skin a boar with your teeth!" he said in an oddly high pitched voice, before looking for a new victim.
To Be Continued…