The Green-Haired Warden

By

The Bug Catcher

Chapter 1: Deku

Hachimitsu Private Academy is an elite all-girls boarding school infamous for its draconian rules and harsh penal code. Not to mention the fact that it has an actual prison on school grounds. Many outsiders have wondered as to why this academy is so strict and some would say outright cruel towards its own students. Unfortunately, the answer may never come. And it is not just the fact the school is strict that give many prospective students pause when considering to enter its halls, it is also its bad reputation for fights. Though that reputation is not unfounded, it also is not nearly to the extent that many would assume.

For example, there are what you would call three 'factions' that each control a different part of the school. First, there is, of course, The Student Council, who fit the stereotype of an over-controlling bunch. Second is the so-called 'Underground' Student Council, who supposedly guard the academy against 'sexual acts' though they seem to target really anyone who disagrees with them. And finally, there is the third faction, The Delinquents. This group grew into existence due to Hachimitsu Academy's strict rules, because as history always shows, those who try to control everything a person does more than likely will have that said person rebel against them. And so these three factions have constantly butted heads, if you will, for some time. And it will become most certainly worse as the new school year dawns, for the Chairman of the Academy, Kurihara has decided to include male students into the school. Thereby turning the all-girls academy into a co-ed academy. This, of course, was not taken well by the student body, but the Chairman was confident that everything would work out in the end, even if said confidence was a bit misplaced. Nevertheless, the academy will be opening its doors to its first male students. Nobody knew it at the time, but one of these boys would soon shape the very future of this academy forever.

In the middle of a dark room sits a desk. On the desk sat multiple papers and files, the contents of which was in the process of being studied by the desk's occupant, Mari Kurihara, President of the Underground Student Council. She is a tall and lithe young woman with waist-length black hair that has bangs swept to the right and green eyes.

As she was going through the third of the six files on her desk, the only door to the room opened, through which walked two girls of contrasting appearances.

One is of them is Meiko Shiraki, a tall and beautiful young woman with gray hair that she wears in a bun, brown eyes covered by oval-shaped glasses, and a voluptuous figure. She has an air of confidence about her, though many wonder if that confidence is actually arrogance.

The other young woman is Hana Midorikawa, who is slightly short and lithe with blond hair that is styled in a bob with bangs covering eyebrows and brown eyes. Hana, again in contrast to Meiko, is more of a cheerful and kind individual. At least when she is not angered.

The two young ladies and fellow members of the Underground Student Council—Meiko being the Vice President while Hana is the Secretary—take their usual positions in the room, with Meiko standing beside Mari's desk and Hana standing in front.

"Are those the files for the males?" Meiko asks Mari, her voice dripping with venom at the word 'male'. You see, these three girls absolutely despise any form of the opposite sex otherwise know as men. Nobody really knows why they have such intense hatred, perhaps they were done a grievous wrong by men in the past? Many theories have been brought forth as to why they have such a misandrist view, but no answer has been forthcoming as of yet.

"Yes." Replies Mari in a cold tone. "And they are just as vile as I suspected."

"How shall we deal with them, Madam President?" Hana inquires.

Mari put the file she was reading down, "Leave them be for now. They will most likely do something filthy soon, it is in their nature, and that is when we will show them no mercy."

Her two subordinates give dark smiles at this answer. "As wise as ever, Madam President." Says Meiko.

Mari simply hums in response, then notices she read only five out of the six files. She picks it up and starts to browse through it, her face getting paler by the second as she does. "No." She whispers in fear. "No, no no no no no..."

"Madam President!" Meiko and Hana exclaim as they witness their usually calm and stoic leader fly into a full-blown panic. The Council President started to rock back and forth in her seat and keeps mumbling over and over like a mantra. "He can't be here, he can't be here..."

"Mari..." Meiko begins to say as she tries to snap her out of it, but the President interrupts her when she grabs Meiko's shoulders in a vice-like grip. "These males are in the cafeteria at the moment, correct?!" Mari questions slash demands.

"Y-yes, they are," Meiko answers fearfully, scared crap less by the really strange look in Mari's eyes. Mari then quickly lets her subordinate go and bolts through the door, more than likely heading to the cafeteria as we speak.

"Madam President, wait!" Hana yells as she takes off after her leader, followed shortly by Meiko, both wondering what the hell is going on with their President. Why is she acting so crazy all of a sudden? Neither seeing the name on the sixth file, Izuku Midoriya.

When Izuku Midoriya first heard that he was selected to be one of the first male students to enter Hachimitsu Academy, he felt a bit torn, he was happy at getting into a good academy that has high marks, yet a little fearful due to the rumors he has heard of the place. His mother, on the other hand, was ecstatic, her little angel was on the road towards his dream, which was to help people, to make the world a better place. Izuku wasn't sure at the moment how to accomplish this, meaning he wasn't sure which profession suited his goal. So, he decided to take the standard curriculum for the academy for his first year and make a plan for his second. And so here he stands, in the school's cafeteria, staring wide-eyed in fear at his past that has come to haunt him, staring at his childhood friend Katsuki Bakugou.

Katsuki is a young woman of average height, with a narrow but muscular build and lightly tanned skin. She has short ash blond hair which spikes upwards at all angles away from her head, but sits low over her forehead, coming down to her eyebrows, and her eyes are sharp and thin, bright red in color. Despite the appearance suggesting otherwise, she is strikingly beautiful, just in a wild, almost feral manner. She is also the leader of The ' Delinquents' which are the rebellious faction.

Izuku gulps loudly, sweat pouring down his face. "H-hi Kacchan." He greets his friend (at least he thinks she is) with a nervous smile.

"Deku," Katsuki growls as she slowly steps towards him. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"W-w-well you see…" As Izuku tries to explain—hopefully without getting pummeled by the piss off the girl in front of him—someone interrupts him.

Ah, it's you!" A voice exclaims from behind 'Deku' as 'Kacchan' calls him, giving the already stressed-out boy a jump scare and a half. He turns around to see a short girl of petite build with shoulder-length brown hair.

'Ahhhhh! Its the girl from the Academy's gate that I talked to!' He screams in his head. (Note, he actually didn't speak to her.)

"Your that cute boy from the entrance!" The girl exclaims with a smile, till she realizes what she said and blushes up a storm.

'S-she called me cute!' Deku—as we shall call our intrepid hero from now on—thinks with amazement, a girl, a girl, called him cute! He must be dreaming!

Katsuki scowls in anger, how dare they ignore her! "Hey, I'm talking Deku, not you round bitch!" She roars at the newcomer.

The New girl makes an 'eep' sound and bolts in the other direction, but not before giving a small wave to Deku as she did. Unfortunately for Deku, he still was in Katsuki's sights. Again he prepares to explain himself but is again interrupted, this time by the cafeteria's doors slamming open, leaving cracks in the wall due to the force. And in steps through Mari, Hana and Meiko right behind her, who are both a bit out of breath.

Katsuki looks at Mari with hatred in her red eyes. "Crow Bitch." She growls. "What do you want?"

Mari simply answers with a glare as she marches towards Bakugou and Deku. Whispers sounding throughout the cafeteria.

"Isn't that Mari Kurihara?"

"No way, you mean the Chairman's daughter?"

"The one who is in charge of The Underground Student Council?"

"The One that has crows doing her bidding?"

"That Mari?"

More gossip continued to ring around Mari as she got closer to the two. But the room soon grew silent as she finally stood before them. Her eyes locked with Katsuki's. Deku seemingly being ignored. This stare-down continued for at least a minute before Mari decided to speak. "Still causing disorder, I see?" She asks Bakugou in a rhetorical manner.

"What is it to you, Crow Bitch? Don't you have better things to do then getting your face punched? Cause that is how this will go if you don't back off!" Katsuki threatens the cold beauty.

"Show some respect when talking to your betters, scum!" Meiko yells at the delinquent in anger. How dare she talk to Mari like that!

"YOU WANNA GO, COW TITS?!" Katsuki roars right back. Everybody in the cafeteria grows pale in the face, nobody wants to see what kind of mayhem these two powerhouses would cause.

"Stand down, Meiko." Said figure turns in shock. "B-but… Madam President..."

"Stand. Down." Mari commands as she glares at her subordinate. The latter sweating in fear. "Understood," Meiko says as she backs away in fear.

Deku puts a hand gently on Katsuki's shoulder. "Kacchan, please." Said girl shrugging off the boy's hand as she storms off, nobody noticing the dash of red forming on the delinquent's cheeks.

Now Mari and Deku have a stare down. Well, more like Mari stares a hole through Deku while he looks anywhere but her (and Meiko, lest he dies of blood loss).

Our green-haired hero gathers his courage and looks Mari in the eye. "Sorry about Kacch…" but Mari holds up a hand, interrupting with her own question. "What are you doing here, Midoriya?"

"Oh, w-well I g-got a l-letter of ad-admission due t-to my scores and...well my mom thought it would be a good idea to come here." He shuffles his feet nervously. "A-are you mad?" He asks timidly.

"Mad?" Mari asks in an ominous voice, her face hidden by her hair. "No, I'm not mad..." She then suddenly launches herself at Deku, our green-haired hero closing his eyes, waiting for the inevitable.

"OH DEKU!" Mari yells as she does not—as everyone in the cafeteria would assume—try and kill our hero, instead she wraps her arms around him in a tight hug, her face alight with joy. "I HAVE MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH! HOW IS MY INNOCENT LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL DOING? DID YOU MISS ME? OH, THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE SO AMAZING WITH YOU HERE!" She continues on and on and on, the rest of the cafeteria having just one thought in their minds at this. "EHHHHHHHH?!"

And that is it! What did you guys think? The reason for this story was that I felt that a lot of the stories involving Prison School were too...extreme in one way or the other. There is either the story where the main character doesn't seem to mind what the girls are doing or there is the story where the girls are given the same treatment in retaliation. So I decided to make this light-hearted romantic comedy where Deku is well… Deku and he changes the school for the better, while at the same time have girls fall for him left to right without him realizing it, (Ah, Deku you innocent boy you). Now as to why Mari is like this towards him, all will be explained in the following chapters.

Here are the girls who will be after Deku.

.1 Mari Kurihara

.2 Meiko Shiraki

.3 Hana Midorikawa

.4 Chiyo Kurihara

.5 Ochako Uraraka

.6 Katsuki Bakugou

.7 Shoko Todoroki

.8 Momo Yaoyorozu

.9 Mei Hatsume

.10 Mina Ashido

.11 Itsuka Kendou

.12 Ibara Shiozaki

.13 Pony Tsunotori

.14 Setsuna Tokage

.15 Yui Kodai

.16 Nejire Hadou

.17 Nemuri Kayama

.18 Rumi 'Mirko' Usagiyama

.19 Ryuuko 'Ryukyu' Tatsuma

.20 Yu Takeyama

.21 Uwabami

.22 Shino Sosaki

.23 Ryuko Tsuchikawa

.24 Tomoko Shiretoko

.25 Fuyumi Todoroki

.26 Nana Shimura

.27 Camie Utsushimi

.28 Emi Fukukado

.29 Tatami Nakagame

.30 Kashiko Sekigai

.31 Konako Haizono

.32 Melissa Shield

.33 Maggie Patterson (Cow Lady)

.34 Honey

Alright then, see you guys next time.

"May your imagination bring you to places old and new." - The Bug Catcher.