THE DAY KID HAD A SYMMETRICAL PIECE OF CHEESE!

ONE DAY WHILE KID WAS SHOPPING AT 7 ELEVEN HE SAW THE CHEESE SECTION. NOW HIS FATHER GAVE HIM A LIST OF WHAT TO BUY AND EXACTLY ENOUGH MONEY TO GET THEM. BUT ON THE CHEESE SHELF THERE SAT A BEAUTIFUL SYMMETRICAL PIECE OF CHEESE. KID GAZED AT AND AND HE WANTED IT SOOO BADLY BUT HE DIDNT WANT TO DIS OBEY HIS DAD. KID WENT OVER AND PICKED THE CHEESE UP. IT FELT VERY SOFT IN HIS HAND AND HE KNEW INSTANTLY HE HAD TO HAVE IT. HE LOOKED AT THE LIST. ON THE LIST THERE WAS

-A DOZEN EGGS

-2 GALLONS OF LEMON TEA

- 2 CHOCOLATE BARS

-OLD SPICE

- SOCKS

- DEODARENT

-2 BOXES OF STRAWBERRIES

AND -ITCH CREAM

KID LOOKED OVER THE LIST TO SEE WHICH HE WOULDNT BUY. HE DECIDED NOT TO BUY THE ITCH CREAM. SO KID BOUGHT EVERYTHING ELSE AND THE CHEESE. AS HES LEAVING THE BUILDING, CHEESE IN ONE HAND AND THE GROCERIES IN THE OTHER, THE DUDE FROM MAKA'S HOUSE WALKS UP. "WOT OP MUN, HOW YE DUIN MUN?" THE MAN ASKS.

"GO AWAY CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY, U PIECE OF TRASH," KID GLARES. " I SEE YE VARY BESY MUN, BUT I NEED A FAVER MUN," THE MAN SAYS. KID SIGHS LOUDLY. "WHAT DO U WANT?"

" I WANT YE CHEESE MUN," THE MAN ANSWERS. "NO YOU CANT HAVE MY CHEESE YOU RETARDED THING!" KID YELLS AND WALKS AWAY. HE'S ALMOST TO THE CAR WHEN HE SEES HE STILL HAS THE CHEESE IN HIS HAND.

NOT WANTING HIS DAD TO FIND OUT HE QUICKLY FOLDS IT SYMMETRICALY AND PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET. HE GETS IN THE CAR AND PUT THE THINGS IN THE BACK. "DID YOU GET EVERYTHING?" HIS DAD {LORD DEATH} ASKS.

"UM.. YEAH EVERYTHING BUT THE ITCH CREAM THEY WERE OUT," KID REPLIES. "OK THEN WHERES THE CHANGE," HIS FATHER ASKS. " I DONATED IT TO CHARITY,"KID ANSWERS. HIS DAD GIVES HIM A QUESTIONING LOOK AND DRIVES HOME. AS SOON AS KID GETS HOME HE RUNS UP STAIRS TO HIS ROOM. HE PULLS OUT THE CHEESE, WHICH IS STILL IN PERFECT CONDITION. KID FEELING HUNGRY EATS IT. ABOUT AN HOUR LATER LORD DEATH YELLS UPSTAIRS THAT THEYARE HAVING COMPANY TONIGHT.

KID HEADS DOWNSTAIRS AND SETS UP THE TABLE. AS HE IS PUTTING DOWN THE LAST PLATE THE DOORBELL RINGS.

KID GOES AND OPEN IT UP. THE MAN FROM MAKA'S HOUSE IS THERE. KID'S EYES GO WIDE AND HE SLAMS THE DOOR THEN OPENS IT. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" KID ASKS.

"WHY IM HERE FOR SUM DINAH MUN," THE MAN SAYS. "DUDE YOUR SO UNSYMMETRICAL! UR A PIECE OF CRAP! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU!" KID YELLS AND SLAMS THE DOOR. AS HE TURNS AROUND HE FINDS HIS DAD THERE. "UM HEY DAD!" KID SAYS NOT HAPPY LIKE. "NOW WHY DID YOU SLAM THE DOOR ON OUR GUESS?" HE ASKS. KID SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS.

LORD DEATH OPENS THE DOOR AND LETS THE MAN COME IN. "WELCOME SIR ," LORD DEATH SAYS.

" GOOD EVENING MUN," SIR SAYS. KID SCREAMS AND RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DOWN THE STREET TO CRONA'S HOUSE. KID POUNDS ON THE DOOR BUT NO ONE ANSWERS. HE YELLS IN ANGER AND SITS ON CRONA'S STEPS. ABOUT TEN MIN LATER HIS DAD'S CAR PULLS UP. "KID, WHY DID YOU BUY THAT CHEESE?" HIS DAD ASKS STERNLY . SIR IS SITTING BESIDE HIM SMILING. "AHH! " KID SCREAMS AND PASSES OUT.

THIS IS THE END OF THE DAY KID BOUGHT THE CHEESE.