Hey everyone,

A new fiction. I know. I know. I have too many on going right now. But, I am under a lot of stress, and somehow this fiction keeps popping into my head. Hopefully, I will have much more time to write since I will be 'unemployed' in a matter of two weeks.

I did manage to write almost a full chapter for two of my other fictions, which I will be updating as soon as I finish my exams.

Like all first chapters, this is a pilot. Let me know if you want me to keep on going.

Beware; this fiction will include Yaoi (SasuNaru and others), and Spanking.

Please Enjoy.

Prologue

Day one

Tanned hands dropped the Ipod bulky portable speakers onto the grass, before bursting out as the prologue to the song played. "Sakura! I love you! Take me back!"

Naruto must have had amazing vocal chords because with the aptitude and intensity of his screaming agonizing voice, windows would have easily shattered.

"I am sorry! You're the most beautiful thing that ever walked this earth! Take me back!"

As soon as the singer 'trapped' in the small device blasted out, Naruto joined with his rough coarse voice. "Every night in my dreams, I see you I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel You!"

"Shut up jackass!" A neighbor cursed, splashing water onto the blond who didn't seem at all phased.

"Go fuck yourself!" He insulted and then resumed his bray, "Near, far, wherever you are!"

"Jesus Christ, son, go home before someone calls the police!" An old lady peeked out of her window shouting at him.

"Sorry! I have to go on! Believe it!" And continued, "There is some love that will not

go away!"

"You go away, Naruto!" Finally the girl in question made her day view.

"Sakura! Take me back! I promise I will look after you like a queen, that's a promise of a life time."

"Go away stalker! Go away before I call the cops!" She shrieked at him as they began to argue loudly.

A few floors up, the blonde's confession of undying love was irritating a very insomniac prodigy, Sasuke Uchiha. His brows were twitching in anger as he tried to collect himself, sleeping in his bed. Oh, he would have died to go out and kick that idiot's ass. Or at least, scream profanities at him from his window. But, no. That would have been vulgar, and Uchihas weren't vulgar.

So, he was constrained to staying in his bed, twisting and turning, and cussing the foam ear plugs company for its bad quality products. Not to mention, fostering fury and rage to vent out on the first person he would see the next day.

Day Two

"Sakura!" The voice pierced through Sasuke's eardrums.

"No," The frustrated man whined remembering how unfocused he had been all day because of the lack of sleep. May be just this once, he thought trying to convince himself of at least throwing a brick at the nuisance. But his ego replied reminding him that "the idiot's" didn't justify Sasuke sinking that low.

"I love you!"

"That's it, he is done!"

The raven jumped out of bed, nearly ramming into the window. Erratically, he scanned the vicinity for the idiot. It didn't take over a second before he managed to locate Naruto. To be honest, he wasn't very tricky to find since he was wearing bright orange, and shouting in the middle of the night.

"You," Sasuke pointed at him. "Have you ever heard of decency?"

Naruto's eyes attempted to locate where the voice was coming from, but Sasuke being his dark self, he was hard to pin point. He only managed to find him, after Sakura screeched, almost tripping out of the window in order to glance at the apartment underneath hers.

"Sorry for bothering you! But I won't stop until she takes me back!"

"And in what logic do you think being a nuisance would attract a girl to you. You probably warded off most stray animals off the street with your idiotic spectacle."

"Your animals will come back soon! I only have one chance at love!" Naruto shouted completely missing the point of the other's insult.

The raven gritted his teeth, but before he could speak again he looked up to see Sakura almost climbing down to reach him. She was batting her eye lashes, "Sorry, Sasuke- kun! I don't know what's wrong with that freak!"

"Freak?" Naruto almost squeaked. "You love me!"

"I don't, go away!"

"You do! You told me! Remember that night the part-"

"I was drunk!" She shouted and then lowered her voice to speak to Sasuke, "Not that I drink that much. You can imagine why I needed to drink a lot that night. Just look at him, who wouldn't?"

"Well, even if you never loved me, I will do whatever it takes to get you to love me."

The raven sighed not knowing how the other's ego could take this much insults without even seeming scraped. She is not even worth it. "I am going to call the police."

"Marry me, Sakura! Marry me!"

At that comment, Sasuke tossed his phone away from frustration, looking out of the window again. He froze, swallowing as he watched the blond climbing the pipes up towards him.

Suddenly, the screams the people threw in the air faded into the back ground. He froze. Froze, watching the other's muscles flex as he climbed skillfully.

"You are going to fall. You're going to break your neck! Are you crazy?" He finally managed to blurt out. Fool! He is risking his life for a whim-

All of his body shuddered as Naruto made a small jump to reach the vase porch of his window. Automatically, he snatched the other's pants. Naruto just shrugged his leg away, as he dug his fingers in a small indent, pulling his leg over the porch to in attempt to give himself leverage. Instead, he slipped kicking the vase into the ground where it shattered to hundreds of pieces.

He, however, was grabbed by Sasuke. Sasuke whose heart was beating was off the charts, sweat sliding down his neck. He clung to him pulling the tanned blond into his apartment.

"Are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy?" He snapped, his chest rising and falling with agitation, adrenaline pumping through his veins.

That was when his eyes got tangled with the other's broad cobalt orbits. He gulped watching the tears in the other's eyes. Yet, Naruto didn't seem aware of the seam of tears that made its way down his cheeks.

He looked around for the door, only occupied by the thought of reaching her apartment. He needed to confess. An attempt to head for the exit was faced by Sasuke shoving him back.

"What are you doing?"

"That's love, man, now let me pass!"

"That's borderline personality disorder!" Sasuke shouted heart still racing. Yet, his comment seemed to fly over Naruto's head.

"Let me pass!" He pushed against the other's body.

"Why? Don't you have any pride? She always turned you down."

"It's not your business!"

"It's my business. You just broke into my apartment."

"I didn't break into anything. You pulled me in. In fact, this is kidnapping."

Sasuke's mouth gaped not believing how unreal the other person was. "Forget the police, I am calling a mental institution!"

"They won't heal her love inside of m-"

"Are you listening to yourself?" The raven waved his hand. "You are probably going to get some jail time for your stunt, and all your concerned about is some sticky girl who refused you, even though she have nothing better to do than cooking me casseroles!"

The blond gasped, "Are you Sasuke Uchiha?"

Taken back, the raven looked at the other suspiciously. "Why?"

"It's you," Naruto poked his finger into the other's chest angrily.

"Don't poke me, or you're losing that finger," the raven scrawled.

"Keep your hands off her!"

"Believe me, she is not my type."

"Oh yeah! Then why do you keep sending her messages? Do you just like stealing other men's women?"

"Yes, yes, I like to steal other men's women," Sasuke scoffed. "Hn."

"Jerk! Bastard!"

"Watch your tongue, idiot!"

"I know your kind," He poked him again. "You tempt the girl, and then you break her heart. You feast on the attention and the pain in others. S-sadists. Yeah, I think that's what they call jerks like you."

Suddenly, a loud knock on the door could be heard interrupting their scuffle. The dark haired man, retracted and opened it, before a police officer asked if he could come in.

"Do you have a warrant?" The raven asked for no particular reason.

"The neighbors said they saw a man climb into your window-"

That was when the most unexplainable thing happened, "He ran down the corridor just a few minutes before you arrived." He lied.

"Which way?"

"Down the stairs. He is probably somewhere in the area outside the building."

A moment or two of conversing, and the cop was gone. He closed the door looking at the blond, who looked back doubtfully at him.

"Don't think I owe you!"

"Lower your voice. He is still outside," he walked to his bed sitting down hands in pockets, and then he sat pinching the bridge of his nose. "Do you know what you just did?"

"I was just trying to prove how much I love her."

"And I assume girls always fall for your bleeding heart persona?"

The blond frowned staring at the other, "What does she like in you?"

"Probably that I am not a stalker." He then added, "What do you like in her?"

Without a minute of hesitation, Naruto started listing characteristic beginning with beauty and going on to sociability.

"... and she is so sweet when she-"

"Hn," The raven pondered. Something must be wrong with his perception. "Not that I am saying you deserve any better, but she is average. Less than average."

"Take that back."

"Clean the dirt you got on my carpet first," he pointed down at the foot prints Naruto had left on his carpet with his muddy shoes.

Naruto marched towards the door before the raven quietly added, "I think a few of my very precious belongings are missing. I think I might press charges. What was your name again? Naruto, right? Never mind, I am sure Sakura will be more than willing to give a statement."

The noisy turned around furrowing his eyebrows, "I should have known that you are-"

"A jerk? A bastard? Well, the bastard's cleaning set is in the kitchen. Cupboard underneath the sink."

Naruto scraped the fabric harshly with some sort of brush, foam seeping between his fingers. He would occasionally let out a cuss, glaring at Sasuke. "I wish a swarm of sharks munch on your for their-"

"Actually, swarm is usually used when referring to insects-"

"I wish your ass gets locked in a same room with a swarm of killer bees."

The graphic description didn't even poke at the other's cold exterior. He was used to men hating his guts. It was a normal thing to learn to live with when born with money, class, and remarkable looks.

"... Then you won't be able to sit on it like a lazy bum!" Naruto pointed at the other's position, which would be described as casually reclining on the couch.

"Hn... I can still see the spot. Rub it harder."

"Do you think I am Cinderella or something?"

"First of all, it's late so keep your voice down. Secondly, you were the one who stained the carpet, and you are the one who is going to clean it."

"I am not a child," he murmured.

"Exactly, you are responsible for your actions."

"You are enslaving me," he whined. "Yes, yes, yes. You didn't turn me in just because you wanted to have your fun torturing me, didn't you?"

"Good, you at least have the IQ of a primate."

"You just want to watch me suffer."

"That's me."

Sasuke's passive responses were agitating Naruto more and more. His rubbing was becoming more erratic, almost scraping his knuckles. Once he was finished, he slammed the brush onto the ground, stood up, and dusted his pants.

"Done?" The raven said eyeing him from behind his paper-back book.

Naruto crossed his arms, "Anything else, asshole?"

"Don't make a noise going down the stairs," the raven's eyes returned to the book.

XXXXXXXX

The raven got up, dragging his feet across the room. He rubbed his face trying to subdue the headache at the back of his head, as a result of the lack of sleep. Once he was near the light switch, he turned it on, blinking a few times his eyes still getting used to the sudden brightness.

As soon as his eyes recovered, he noticed the white stains on the ground where the footprints used to be. He hissed grinding his teeth, "The idiot, he doesn't even know how to clean a carpet!"

He bent on all fours smelling the blotches, "Bleach..." How could I have missed the smell yesterday?

He got up, walking towards his drawer. Inside, a small PDA containing only the details of his expenses was kept. He was pathological this way. Still, his compulsion to record every penny came to use, since he was able to figure out how much the carpet had cost him when he bought it a few years ago.

With a few clicks, he calculated its value after depreciation. Which was only fifteen dollars, since he had bought it at the flee market originally. Still, Naruto had to pay for it. It was the principle that counted.

He quickly got ready for work wearing a costly suit, and started jogging down the stairs. Once he was infront of his building, he debated stopping a taxi, but then decided against it. Taxis were an unnecessary expense. So, he just walked. More of scampered since he was already running late.

A few blocks away, he was panting when a man approached him selling newspapers. The man waved it in front of the raven, but Sasuke just signaled for him to go away. A pale hand pressed over his chest, in an attempt to catch his breath before straightening up.

He started brushing his fingers through his hair to manage to fix whatever strayed through his run, and then ran his hand down his suit before walking towards the large building across the street.

Once he walked in, he was met with tens of employees politely greeting him. They all respected him. In fact, some even went as far as fearing him. He had been known to be very rigid when it comes to rules after all.

He got into the elevator, everyone making room for him. He looked around; sure that one of the employees usually dropped his/her newspaper. He grumbled when he couldn't find one anywhere. He had really wished he wouldn't have to pay for buying one.

Right then, an employee dropped the paper on the ground. The raven examined him for a few minutes trying to figure out if it was intentional or not, before picking it up anyway. The elevator jingled, and he got out urging all the staff to sigh in relief.

"He was going to be cranky all day, if you hadn't dropped the newspaper," A woman sighed, pursing her lips.

"God forbid the billionaire has to pay two dollars!" Another employee huffed in irritation.

"People like him..." An old employee added, "Suffer more than you think. May be more than most of us, but for reasons we don't see."

A young man smiled at the older one, "A tyrant with a heart?" He chuckled, "You are a romantic, gramps."

XXXXXXXX

The raven walked into his office, signaling for his secretary to follow him. Dropping on his seat, he pointed at her. "Find me a guy called Naruto Uzumaki. I want his number and address before lunch."

She nodded, "Sir, Your brother- ehm- Mr. Uchiha called earlier today, and sent a package."

"Did he say why he needed me?" He said opening the package, neatly to save the wrapping.

The girl flustered, shifting on her feet. "His message says; Brother, in this day and age everyone owns a mobile phone. Since I know you won't pay for one, I bought it for you. And before you start obsessing about how much the monthly plan will cost, I already took care of it."

The raven glared at her and then at the device inside the box intently. Quickly, he turned around and searched for its price online. Seeing the large sum, he hissed.

"Call him and tell him, I am not a charity case."

The girl fidgeted again, "He said that incase this was your answer I should remind you that appearance are very important to maintaining the Uchiha Corps. image. Plus, if you don't accept gifts, you can always pay for it."

He swallowed looking back at the screen to rethink the price, "Well... since he is my brother..."

The assistant nodded turning to walk out of the office. When she reached the door, she froze, and then turned around. "Mr. Uchiha, would it happen to be the same Naruto Uzumaki mentioned in the newspaper today?"

The raven raised one eyebrow, "The paper?" So, he 'is' a known criminal.

She walked across the office, turning the paper infront of him to the business section. A photo of the blond grinning toothily and giving thumbs up occupied almost half of the page. The lucky heir was the only living relative of the world's richest man- now deceased. So over night, Naruto's yearly net worth was almost twenty billion dollars.

- To be continued-

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