25 Ways To Annoy Your Friends/Classmates

By: Me

1. After everything they say yell "Dun, dun, DUN!"

2. Point at them with your eyes wide and back away slowly.

3. When they ask you "What?" scream "You're one of them, aren't you!?" and run away.

4. Each time they go to eat or drink, comment on how funny they eat/drink.

5. Talk about them to an inanimate object loudly.

6. Question everything they do and/or say.

7. Follow them around everywhere they go, while doing a play by play on what they're doing,

8. And when they ask what you're doing, simply say "I'm doing a commentary! Geez, now I gotta start all over again!"

9. Sit behind them in class and poke them none stop.

10. When they aren't paying attention, try to see how may stamps you can put on the back of their head.

11. Phone them at 4 AM and in a really creepy voice say "I'm watching you."

12. Constantly yell "Boo-ya!" for no apparent reason.

13. Sniff them every 2 minutes.

14. When they're talking to you, start talking in a different language.

15. If they wonder why you're speaking like that, just say "You smell funny."

16. Talk about how cannibals eat their victims, during lunch. (A/N sorry Theresa, Christian & Kayla)

17. Plot your "Evil Master Plan" while making creepy hand movements.

18. In class, stare at them till they look back, then look away. Do that till they get upset, or stop looking.

19. Pretend to be Spiderman and try to climb up walls.

20. Steal their pens, pencils and anything else they have on their desk, when they go to they leave the classroom.

21. If they ask you where their stuff is, point to a random person and blame them.

22. In the gym changing room, after they change, steal their normal clothes and replace them with a monkey suit.

23. Accuse them of being a "Man-eating llama in human form." (A/N Trust me, it get people annoyed.)

24. Sing "I believe I can fly, I believe I can eat a pie, see me running through that closed door, I break my nose and hit the floor!" in a scary high voice.

25. Change your accent every 50 seconds.

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