Obscure Parodies
The Rules
"Whoot! Posting a request fic!" Muse pumped her fist into the air energetically.
Burbs her stared apathetically from her position to the critter's left, "Why are you writing this in third person? Lame."
The older girl pouted, "'cause it's more entertaining this way…"
"Can we leave yet?" attention drifted from Muse to the children tied to the couch, particularly the blue eyed boy that had spoken. Burbs would swear that if his hands weren't tied down he would pinch his nose in irritation.
"Mmmpgh!" an orange clad boy seconded the notion, particularly intimidated by the situation. (something to do with 'these things always end with me dying a lot' but the other children ignored him)
Muse expertly ignored the cries(and irate muffles) of her captives and began to get to the point of the chapter.
"Right! So I'm doing the whole request fic thinga-ma-jig but I'm gonna make a few conditions just because I'm mean like that." She paused to breathe.
"The first thing to write in your request is an obscure pairing. Something interesting. I'm not saying it has to be completely out there but try to be creative and fun with it. Please no incest."
Burbs yawned. The children on the coach looked more concerned, one redhead was currently trying to struggle his way out, something about him getting paired with everyone and their mom(literally).
"The second condition is to make it a spoof of something. Like a Little Red Riding Hood parody or Star Wars or whatever hits your fancy."
Energy drained, the redhead finally settled down to seethe. His best friend gave him the look equivalent of a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.
"…you know this is why no one likes you guys—"
"Cram it Craig!"
"And finally the third condition is a special something you'd like! Anything particular you'd like, for example making Cartman Lil Red," the brunette blanched while a couple of his classmates snickered, "Or a scene you'd like included."
Muse cleared her throat, "Just so we're clear, one last review of the facts,
Obscure/unusual/funny pairing (no incest)
Spoofed from…
Something special you'd like."
Burbs finally decided to pipe in for one last thing, "Currently she doesn't know how many she'll accept. The tentative amount is ten and it'll be on a first come first serve basis."
((Ending Notes: x3; lame, I know. Mostly I did like this because it's against the FF's rules to have a chapter up that's an author note or something like that. I've had a few fics deleted for that rule before and I decided, why risk it?
-Muse out!))