I really need to learn how to stop posting stories...
Alright..anyway
Disclaimer: I don't own the game Kingdom Hearts...or the idea, cause I totally stole it from a movie XD
Pairings: RikuxSora, RoxasxNamine
Notes: Namine is soooo ooc...but that's for the purpose of the story...
Also, I got this idea from this excellent movie called All Over the Guy...you should totally go check it out...you can watch it on youtube also...
Okay, now, the warnings are...slash, some sexual stuff, and retarded humor...
Love, Life and Family
Ch1 Prologue: I Can't Believe You Did This to Me!
The ringing of a phone echoed through the quiet house.
In the bedroom, a figure groaned and rolled over away from the phone, hoping to ignore it.
After five more rings, the answering machine beeped:
"Rikuuuu get you're lazy ass up...Riku...answer the phone...Riku, please?? I have some important news."
A groan from the bed and a hand reached out to grab the cordless phone from the beside table.
"What do you want and why are you calling so early?"
A laugh echoed through the receiver, "Riku, honey, it's past noon."
"Nam, I love you and all, but is there a point to this conversation?"
"What was his name?"
Riku rolled his eyes, and put a hand to his forehead, "Ummm Axe...Alan, Alley, Axeist..."
Namine laughed, "Is that last one even a name?"
"Is there a point? I have a hangover from hell, and I plan on sleeping it off for the whole day.."
"Fine, fine, alright, so, I have you a date for tonight."
He sat up quickly, ignoring the sudden lurch of his stomach, "What?"
"Relax Riku, Roxas said he's hot, and..if everything goes well, you won't have to worry about anon-sex anymore..."
"Well, what if I like the anon-sex?"
Namine sighed, "Riku, please? For me?"
He was quiet for a moment, before releasing a slow breath, "Alright, only if you explain why you need me to do this."
She squealed, "Thanks Riku, I'll be over in a few minutes!"
The line went dead.
Riku sighed and fell back into the pillows, "Yeah, bye to you too."
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Roxas Akiyama knocked rapidly on his best friends apartment door.
"Sora! Open up!"
The only sounds from the inside were the sounds of a car going down a race track at 100+ km.
Roxas rolled his eyes, "Fine Sora," he muttered as he pulled a large ring of keys from his pocket and pulled out one key, "Ah, the joys of being apartment manager." he chuckled as he put the key in the lock, unlocking and opening the door.
The sounds of the car got louder as he walked into the apartment, and towards the main bedroom.
The bedroom door was cracked opened, so Roxas pushed it open, walking inside he went towards the large television that sat in the center of the room.
His best friend Sora Kaito sat right in front of the large tv, a PS3 controller clutched tightly in his hands as the black 2008 BMW M3 raced down the dark road.
Roxas rolled his eyes and walked to the cord that powered the Playstation 3 and pulled it from the receptacle.
"Hey!" he exclaimed as the game cut off and a blue screen appeared. Sora turned around and glared at Roxas, "I have to get back to the publisher about the graphics in the game..."
Roxas rolled his eyes, "Sora, the game doesn't come out until October, you have a whole month."
Sora pouted, "But Rox, I only have the demo...and if I can get back to then earlier than the deadline for the review...I can get the whole game before its released..."
"Sora, look, I know this is you're job and everything, but people's been complaining about the loud noises."
"What?"
"I might have to evict you Sora."
Sora's pout dropped and his eyes widened, "Why?"
Roxas' stern face dropped, "I'm kidding, but seriously, you need to turn it down some."
Sora nodded, "So, can I get back to it?"
Roxas chuckled and walked over to Sora, pulling the controller out of his hands, and pulling him up by the arm, towards the livingroom.
"Where are we going?"
"To you're livingroom, I have to tell you something."
Sora let himself be led to the couch in the center of the room and be pushed down on it.
"Alright, where do I start?"
Sora rolled his eyes and leaned back, "At the beginning genius."
Roxas glared at Sora before sighing and sitting down beside him, "Alright, it started like this..."
Roxas sat in the tall chair while a woman with long black hair applied light make-up to his face.
"I really don't see why I need make-up, I stopped getting zits and acne years ago." he mumbled as Tifa, his make-up artist snorted.
"Roxas, hun, its not about a cover-up...but you're pale, and our new designer needs tan."
Roxas laughed, "You think I'm pale? You should see Sora, now he's pale."
"How is he doing anyway?" She asked as she put down the foundation and picked up a black eyeliner pencil.
Roxas rolled his eyes before letting Tifa lift his face to apply the liner, "Still as flamingly gay as ever."
Tifa pouted, "Of course...all the good guys are either taken, gay, or both."
"Hey!" Roxas jumped, causing her to poke him in the eye, "Shit! Tifa..."
She chuckled, "I'm kiddin' hun, and I'm sorry bout' you're eye..."
He grumbled, rubbing his eye, "Yeah, yeah...anyway...new topic, I come to work to get away from Sora, not bring him up."
"Okay Rox, seriously, you act homophobic."
Roxas sighed, "It's not that, its just that since I have a gay friend, and I'm a model, everyone automatically thinks I'm fuckin' him."
"Or he's fuckin' you..."
Roxas glared at her, and she just stuck her tongue out at him and put the eyeliner down, picking up some clear, flavorless and scentless lip gloss.
"Okay, fine...but don't let it get ya' down, you'll find the perfect person for you, and, if it counts for anything, you're the straightest model in this whole company."
Roxas smiled a bit as she carefully applied a light coat of lip gloss on his lips.
"So, when is the designer gonna be here? She's a bit late."
Suddenly the doors flew open and a woman stepped through the door, her golden blonde hair pulled into a low pony-tail on the back of her neck and brushed her shoulder lightly as she hurried over to the rack of clothing that sat near the station where Roxas was.
Muttering to herself she pulled of some articles of clothing and threw them in Roxas' lap.
Tifa laughed behind her hand, "You asked for you're designer, there she is."
Roxas rolled his eyes and stood up, dusting his clothes off as he walked towards the dressing room.
"Put on the first outfit, then come back over here." the new designer said as she walked around the set up where the pictures would be taken, throwing out small comments every so often.
Roxas rolled his eyes and shut the door, setting the clothes down on the small table at the door.
Picking up the outfit, he put it on and took the time to admire himself in the full size mirror.
The shirt was a creamy beige color that had Latin writing scattered around on it, in darker browns, blacks, and greens. The pants were a moss green color to the knee, then faded off into a darker green fanning out at the calf, and covering his feet.
He rolled his eyes at his reflection and walked out the door.
As he walked out, he was immediately rushed to the set after being fussed over by the designer, he finally was able to pose, his hair now spikier than before, going all over the place.
After six good rolls of pictures, he was able to take a break.
"Hi." a voice said behind him, startling him.
He turned to face the blonde haired designer, "Hi."
"You...did good...umm..."she paused, "I looked forward to letting you model my designs. I'm Namine, Namine Sorano." she smiled at him.
"Roxas Akiyama."
She shook his hand, "Nice to meet you...so..." she trailed off again unsure of wether or not to ask.
Roxas sighed, "Go ahead, ask me."
"Are you gay?"
Roxas groaned, "I knew it! Just because I model doesn't mean I'm bi or gay!"
Namine raised her eyebrow.
"Oh come on! Everybody knows Sora's gay, and yet he's a video game critic, and they don't think he's a straight...it makes no sense!"
Namine watched him before clearing her throat, "Sure..you know, most statistics show that if a guy has a gay best friend, they're fucking."
"I really don't believe you...you're being ridiculous."
"You know, I could always set you up with Riku, he's very attractive..."
Roxas stared at her, wide-eyed, "Where do you get that since my best-friend is gay, I'm gay too?"
"Prove it."
Roxas growled slightly in his throat before leaning down and kissed her soundly on the lips.
"Wow." Namine whispered as he pulled back.
Roxas panted slightly, his eyes slowly coming open, "So, are you convinced now?"
Namine smiled slightly and blushed, "Yea." her smiled dropped, "Shit."
"What?" Roxas asked panicked, "What's wrong."
Namine sighed, "Well, I'm trying to get my friend Riku to stop all the anon-sex, but I haven't found anyone."
Roxas frowned for a moment before snapping his fingers, "I got it, my friend Sora, he's just gettin' out of a relationship, and all he does is mope around and play video games...I don't want to have to kick him out."
Namine nodded, "Thanks Roxas...so...wanna go out for coffee?"
Roxas nodded and put his arm around her, leading her out of the agency.
Sora raised an eyebrow, "I still don't see how this pertains to me in any way."
"Oh come on Sora! How many gay friends do I have with the name Sora?"
He shrugged, "I dunno, I mean, you go to work to get away from me, so, you might have more than one."
Roxas sighed, "Look Sora, you know that you're my best friend and all, but, sometimes I just want to get away from you..."
Sora smiled at him, "You're acting gay again..."
Roxas rolled his eyes and punched Sora's arm, "Fucker."
"Awwww...but you love me anyway..."
Roxas shrugged as Sora wrapped his arms around Roxas.
"So, you'll do it?"
Pulling away, Sora cocked his head, "Do what?"
"Date Namine's friend?"
Sora sighed, "Look, Roxas, I know you made a promise, but, I just got out of a relationship, and I don't know if I'm ready..."
Roxas scoffed, "Oh yeah? What about the guy about 2 weeks ago?"
"Look Roxas...I just don't see what's in it for me..."
Roxas turned to him, "You'll have fun."
"It's such short notice though..."
Roxas sighed and put his arm around Sora's shoulder, "If it makes you feel any better, Namine and I agreed for it to be a double date."
Sora looked at Roxas, "Fine...but I won't have fun..."
Roxas chuckled and pushed Sora lightly, "That's all I ask, now, you have 2 hours to get ready..."
Sora's eyes widened as he got up and ran into the bedroom.
Roxas chuckled and picked up his cell phone, "Hey, Nam, this is Roxas...yeah, he agreed..."
He listened for a second, "Alright...yeah, good luck...love you too...bye."
He hung up and leaned back on the couch, smiling...this was going to be fun...
Alright, so, should I continue?
Please review, and tell me if there are any mistakes and stuff...by the way, the last names...are reaaaally stupid...
I want one review...but I'll still update if I don't get reviews...