Marauder's Notes
Summary: Notes between Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and sometimes Lily.
A/N:My friends and I wrote these in class. They probably make no sense whatsoever, but they're fun to write, so I'll probably keep posting them. :D
I'm going to kill Evans. ~ Padfoot.
DON'T KILL EVANS!She's very sexy and I love her. One day we will be married and have a million little Potter babies, with red hair and green eyes. ~ Evans' future husband
You are a 13-year-old SEX FIEND! SEE HELP! You CANNOT call a 13-year-old girl SEXY. That's just WRONG! ~ Padfoot
But she is! Like yesterday, she forgot she was in a skirt, and bent over. Her knickers were pink, if you were wondering. 3 ~ Prongs
BLEURGH! CHOKE!
DUUUUDE! NOT COOL! You don't just tell someone that! I don't wanna know, bro. That just crosses the line. ~ A very disturbed Padfoot.
Well I liked it. But the bit that disturbed me – Snivellus' matched. -_- ~ Prongs
WTF! How do you know that? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LOOK THERE! He wasn't even in a skirt, you PERV! ~ Padfoot, who is ashamed to be called your friend.
It's called a ROBE. Anyway, Wormtail pointed it out. He liked it. ~ Prongs, who thinks you are very privileged to be his friend.
You wear PANTS under the cloak! Wormtail is just SO WRONG! Why do we let him hang out with us? ~Padfoot
Because he has condoms, that Moony needs. :) ~ Prongs
Moony... who have you been bonking? ~Padfoot
My boyfriend – GIRLFRIEND – dumped me, so everyone... Haha, no one. ;) ~ Moony
KNEW YOU WERE GAY! ~Padfoot, who is always right
Of course you did. He shows you that, doesn't he. ;) ~ Prongs.
How did you know that unless you were watching? YOU LIKE LOOKING AT MOONY'S THINGY! ~ Padfoot
No denial! Gasp! ~ Prongs.
Shut up guys, we have to go to Transfiguration. ~ Moony
Sigh ~ Padfoot
Sigh ~ Prongs.