On a very snowy planet, there were a collection of blue furred wolf people were collected around a fire with smiles. However, they would be interrupted by something vile. Outside of the cosmos, there was Freeza on a ship, "I would rhyme, but that would be cliched crime."
Freeza raised his hands up and formed a Supernova, "Time for my gift to ye. It's a wonderful time of year to be me! Oh ho ho ho!"
Freeza threw the Supernova at the planet to blow it asunder. The wolf people saw the attack and survival they pondered. The exploding planet brought a glee filled smile to Freeza's face, more thoughts of planets to plunder, "Oh ho ho! What a beautiful display. Now to deliver more destruction to other worlds!"
So Freeza, filled with Christmas glee, looked for more planets to destroy for his...whatever fits the context that rhymes with glee. Planets with screams that would have echoed, were it not for space causing them to silent...um...echo? I think.
Oh screw it! Merry Christmas(hanukkah or whatever you celebrate.) everyone and have a happy new year!
