Oh, come on, Tim! Raptors are attacking! You must turn the computer on! Why, you ask? 'Cause you're very good, at hacking!
Oh, come on, Tim! Lex is very afraid! But, never fear, Tim, 'cause you were maaaaaaadeeeeeee...To turn Jurassic Park's computer systems, back on, again! But, why?
'Cause fat old Dennis Nedry turned Jurassic Park's computer systems, off! He said, "Ha-Ha-Ha!", but he wasn't really laughing, that much, when his chubby old head ended up, in a Dilophosaur's jaw!
Ed Regis was nothin' but a stupid, idiotic old coward! He abandoned Tim and Lex, but he then encountered a juvenile T. rex! It played with him, for a little while, before changing his official status to DEAAADDDDD...Which filled Alan, Lex, and Tim, with DREAAADDDDD! Afterwards, they ran away!
Ohhhh, John Arnold was so, soooo, careless! He accidentally left the park's main power supply, on the Auxiliary Power! However, he wasn't so bold, when he encountered a Raptor, on the catwalk!
Oh, Henry Wu was just nothin' but a stupid, annoying, old idiot! He mixed the dinosaurs' DNA, with that of frogs, instead of birds! He tried, to warn Dr. Ellie Sattler, about the approaching Raptors! However, one of them then jumped down from the roof, and tore his silly ol' intestines, open!
And, finally, John Hammond had some major, big-time, anger-management issues! He went, on a hike, out in the forest! However, then, he was approached by a pack of teeny, little, itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny, Procompsognathids! They poisoned him, by inserting a can of Bud Light, into his blood-stream! Then, afterwards, they ate him, alive! His remains, were then later discovered, by his very own Park's Game Warden, Robert Muldoon!
These are all of the victims, of Isla Nublar!!