Prank princess-I wanna have your babies!
K, so this story's a lil out there but slightly humorous its got quite a lot of minor sexual humour etc so be warned the song is Natasha Bedingfield I wanna have your babies! It'll be really fluffy at the end, sorry lol!
"Morning Toronto! Our favourite Rock star, Jude Harrison has finally returned" speed yelled into the mega phone hooked up to the amps attached to the roof of the bus. As Jude started to stir from her slumber, speed grabbed the pitcher of ice-cold water and poured it all over Jude's chest.
A loud resounding scream followed by a chorus of very unfriendly swearwords meet the ears of the G major employees.
"Knew we shouldn't have taught her that dude" Kyle said.
A very frustrated Jude came storming out of the bus as soon as it stopped and screamed "You're gonna pay speed, just wait! Uhhhhh" Jude trudged through the doors of G major, and was meet by the G major team staring curiously in her direction. Many of the women and married men quickly averted their eyes, however Tommy and a few of the teenage interns couldn't tear their eyes from Jude's now fully exposed chest region. Jude followed the line of their gaze and looked down at her top.
"Great, just great of course I'd wear a thin white blouse, today of all days I go bra-less" Jude murmured. She honestly had been stretched thin with speed's constant pranks and the late nights, everything seemed too much.
She marched over to Sadie at the reception desk.
"Sadie gimme your top" she ordered loudly.
"Uh, and what am I expected to wear?" A very amused Sadie questioned.
"I dunno, the guys would prefer to see you topless anyway" a loud wave of disagreement from the guys followed Jude's statement. She turned and gave them a death glare.
Portia was witness to the whole commotion walked towards Jude.
"Hear, it's your new style," Jude simply stared at the flimsy pieces of material. "Darius says your 18 now so you have to dress sexier, enjoy!"
"Glad you find amusement in my obvious suffering!" Jude yelled after her.
After changing into the barely-there corset and micro mini Portia had given her, Jude made her way back to the reception desk where she spotted Tommy and Speed chatting to Sadie.
"Umm, could you point me in the direction of the nearest stripper pole" Jude questioned sarcasm dripping from every word. The guys stared unashamedly at Jude's body; She turned to speed and poked him hard in the chest.
"Figured you would be the best to ask, the amount of time you spend there!"
He and Tommy were still too preoccupied with her exposed skin to comment.
"Fine, Tommy are you coming?" This brought Tommy out of his reverie he uncomfortably stuttered and blushed.
"Uhhh, guys! Do they ever think of anything but SEX?" With that she turned and made her way to studio A, slamming the door abruptly in her wake.
The guys finally joined Jude in the studio and were preparing to record. Jude dropped her journal and bent over to pick it up, accidentally flashing a little too much of her lacy black boy shorts to the guys. The guys shifted uncomfortably in their seats and Jude noticed what had happened.
Jude stood up quickly and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going now?"
"Un-like this morning I actually want some cold water, I'm not gonna pour it on myself though, sorry for the disappointment!" She said sarcastically over her shoulder.
"Ok, funny Harrison, are you ready to record?" Tommy called sarcastically at her, his reply was Jude turning around and sticking her tongue out at him.
"Wow, and you dumped that! What were you thinking dude!" Wally questioned in his usual manner of enthusiasm.
"Yeah Jude's feisty means she's better in bed." Mason added Tommy sprung from his chair and grabbed Masons shirt.
"Don't you ever talk about Jude like that again, hear me?" Tommy threatened.
"Chill producer man, he's Jude's gay best friend, He's like an exception when it comes to perv-like talking bout girls, and Jude." Kyle stated, "So, Speed is she good?"
Speed rolled his eyes at his friends and a newly interested Tommy.
"Wouldn't know we never did anything, felt weird, we're better just being friends, plus we both felt more like brother and sister than anything more."
"Basically I didn't want you." Jude said from behind the group of guys. They all turned abruptly and gave their best innocent faces unsuccessfully hiding their shock.
"Uhhh, how long have you been there dude-ess?" Wally and Kyle questioned awkwardly.
"Not long but to answer your question, I am." All of the guys jaws dropped and Jude smirked evilly "ready to record, lets do it!"
I'm really going to have to talk to Jude about watching what she says, especially when she looks that great. Tommy thought as he watched Jude pushing the stunned SME boys into the recording booth.
After many hours of recording the SME boys had long since left for the comfort of their pillows, while Jude and Tommy were still working hard mixing the freshly recorded single.
"So, what's up super star? You seemed ever so slightly annoyed this morning not to mention exposed." Tommy said with his confident smirk, his mind drifting back to the image of Jude earlier that day.
"Oh you mean when speed got me wet" Tommy coughed into his coffee he knew what she meant but he couldn't help but think about it the other way, he was a guy after all.
"I'm seriously getting annoyed at everyone taking what I say in a completely wrong perv-like way!" Jude said indignantly.
"Sorry, really, it's just when a girl dresses like that and looks like that, it's hard not to think like that"
"Oh, is that right, it's..Hard?" Jude said holding back her laughter at the look that just crossed Tommy's face.
"Not funny Harrison"
"Well I was just showing you what it's like!" she retorted, "Anyway yes I'm stressed beyond belief and it's all Mr. I-think-I'm-a-god-coz-I-can-play-guitar, prank loser's fault."
"Oh, tour pranks" Tommy nodded understandingly. "Took it too far?"
"You think? I had to second-guess my every move, it gets old fast! Not to mention the pranks were so feeble a five year old could have thought them up, makes sense that Speed did then I guess." Jude said with a yawn.
"Awww, is my lil punk princess tired?"
"Yup, and seek of some serious revenge! But for now just take me home pretty boy!"
"You know I would be offended, but you said I was good looking and I would be mental to pass up an offer like that!" Jude punched him lightly in the arm.
"Quincccy! And for the record I said you were pretty."
"Same thing rock star." He retorted, "Lets go, after you." He held the door open like a true gentle man and Jude smiled at him sweetly.
Wonder if she'd be smiling if she knew I did that so I could check out her ass? He thought. She's so beautiful, and we have been flirting more obviously lately maybe I should do something, show her how I feel.
His thoughts were interrupted by Jude calling over her shoulder.
"Stop staring at my ass Quincy!"
They arrived in the parking lot and she took advantage of his shocked state
"Can I drive…. pleeease?"
"Oh no way, are you getting anywhere near my babies stirring wheel!"
Jude pouted and fluttered her eyelashes but he wasn't going to budge she sighed.
"You forced me to do this Quincy, "she mumbled to herself, he didn't hear.
She walked towards him looking deep into his eyes, once she reached him, so that her face was mere inches from his she leant forward and slipped her hand in his pocket quickly ensuring to grab his keys, nothing else, she accidentally brushed against his manhood however, alerting him to her actions. She pulled away quickly and jumped into the drivers seat.
"Come on sexy, we don't have all night!" she called.
He should be livid but this was Jude and after what she just came VERY close to, he really couldn't think straight plus, she called him sexy so he just opened the door and sat down.
"Are you sure you can drive?" he asked praying his car remained in one piece.
"YES Quincy, don't worry just sit back and enjoy the ride."
Oh god she has no idea what she does to me! Can I possibly want Jude anymore? I think I can't then she goes and does something or says something and proves me wrong. He was lost in thoughts of Jude for the rest of the ride.
"See told you I could do it" she bragged after successfully reaching the Harrison residence, car still in one piece.
"Sorry for doubting"
"So you should be, but I did steal your keys so we're even, k?"
With that she jumped out of the car without opening the door, she leant down and kissed his forehead, unknowingly showing him a fair amount of cleavage, she turned and left with a simple "cyah" while Tommy was left silently thanking god for that little display.
(authors note)
-Yeah, so thats chapter 1 complete, i know it's a little angsty etc but it sorta builds the tention ya know? anyways hope you enjoyed it, feel free to review, constructive critism is welcome as long as your not too mean! lol bear in mind this is my first fanfic i can only hope to get better.