Part 1:
In Which Roy Test a Strategy
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Roy smirked as he looked down at Edward.
"You know," Roy said smirking, "if you were female I would probably ask you out on a date. You do possess the qualities that I find attractive in women."
"Erk!" said Edward as he froze with his mouth open. He could hardly believe what he had heard Mustang say.
"I like them with fiery tempers and blond hair," Roy said saddling up to Edward.
Just them Hawkeye entered the office carrying some forms for the colonel to sign.
"UHH…gottagoivegotthenextmissiontotakecareof," Edward said having been broken out of his horrified trance by Hawkeye's presence.
With the end of that rapidly delivered comment Edward shot out of the room like cannonball from a cannon.
Hawkeye stared out the door with widened eyes and a slightly agape mouth.
"What was that about, sir?" queried Hawkeye still looking over her shoulder at the dust trail left behind by Edward.
Still smirking Roy leaned up against the desk and crossed his arms, "I believe I just found a very effective method for getting Fullmetal out of town to go take care of missions."
"I see, sir," Hawkeye said arranging and straightening the papers on the desk, "whatever your strategy was it was obviously effective."
"Yes," he agreed.
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