Organization Idiots - Chapter One
Um, first story! …Yea. It was SUPPOSED to be serious but I had an attack of the randoms, so it turned kinda weird. Now for the copyright stuff! Organization 13 and anything from Kingdom Hearts 1-2 belongs to Disney and Square Enix. Chaxra belongs to ME. So deal with it. I also don't do much of the describing, and when I do, it's terrible. I expect YOU to already know the characters. Except Chaxra. I'll do a profile for her later… If I have time. Don't be cruel!
The girl slowly sat up, rubbing her head. Ow. I must have hit my head when I fell. But...
"Where... am I?"
She looked around but saw nothing but darkness.
"You're in Twilight Town," replied someone quietly.
"Who's there?!" she said into the black space in front of her.
"Can't you see me? I'm right next to you," the person responded.
"What...?"
She flinched as the darkness dissolved away before her eyes. She cried out and covered her face as bright light shone down on her. This light hurts... I wonder why I feel so... empty. Suddenly she remembered something.
"Did I just... die?" she asked turning her head to face the direction where the voice had come from.
"…Yes."
"Then how am I still existing?"
"Because you are a Nobody now."
"What's a Nobody?"
"A Nobody is the body and mind that's left of a person when they become a Heartless. Do you know what a Heartless is?" he asked.
"I think so," she said ,"They're the little black things that steal people's heart's right?"
"Yes."
"...Why do I feel so strange?"
"When you were Became in this place, your heart was left behind with your Heartless- who is dead. And because you no longer have a heart, you can't feel emotions. Well, we do have few, such as pain, and sometimes sadness," he said evenly.
"Oh," she said faintly, "Um, who are you exactly?"
"My name is Xemnas. I am the leader of Organization XIII. We are a group of Nobodies like you, who are seeking to become whole."
"Okay... Uh, I'm Chaxra, I think..."
"You're not sure of your name?" Xemnas said curiously.
"Not exactly," Chaxra replied.
"Would you like to become a member of the Organization?" he asked her.
"...wait, can you run that one by me again?"
"Would you like to become a member of the Organization?" he repeated patiently.
"But I don't know who I am yet properly and I still don't really know where I am and I'm only 13 and I don't really know you very well and I just DIED and wouldn't I have to be qualified to do something like that?" she said in a rush.
"Well, as for matters of qualification, you do seem to be wearing our uniform, which is undeniable proof that you are in some way connected to us," Xemnas answered, his voice trailing off.
"I am?" she said in surprise.
"...You probably don't have any munny do you?" he asked.
Chaxra rummaged around for a moment in what she suspected to be a pocket and discovered nothing.
"It would seem not," Xemnas said mildly.
"Fine, I'll join your stupid Organization. Just until I find somewhere else to stay. And only if I get to beat the crap out of any Heartless I see."
"Excellent," he said happily.
Chaxra stood up, where she promptly fell over again.
"Ah," said Xemnas with an amused smile on his face.
"Shuttup! And help me stand up," Chaxra said irritably.
"Ha! You can't tell me to shut up now," he said while taking her hand and dragging her upright.
"And why not?" she retorted.
"Because I'm your Superior and if you tell me to shut up again then I will make you clean the Practice Room or possibly the kitchens if I feel cruel enough," he responded.
"Well crap." she turned her head away from him.
They both walked in silence for a moment, then Chaxra spoke again.
"...is cleaning the kitchens, and or Practice Room really that bad?"
"It depends on who last used it. For example, if it was Axel and Roxas who used it last, then yes. It would be really bad."
"Who are Axel and Roxas?" She asked Xemnas.
"Number's eight and thirteen of the Organization. Oh, and Roxas is probably the closest in age to you."
"What number am I?"
"You're number fourteen."
"But wouldn't that make the name 'Organization 13' a bit pointless? Like, if you were talking to someone and they said, "There are thirteen people in Organization Thirteen." 'cos then you'd have to say, "Well actually there are fourteen members." That would just be random."
"How old are you again?"
"Thirteen."
Xemnas seemed to ponder that for a moment.
"A situation like that would be highly illogical and also unlikely," he said after a while.
"Why do you talk like that?"
"Like what?"
"With all the fancy words?"
"...you like asking questions, don't you?"
"I can not help it if I have a thirst for knowledge," she said.
"If that's what you want to call it," muttered Xemnas darkly.
"What was that, O Great Superior?"
"Never you mind, O Annoying Young One, " he said.
"I'm not THAT young!" Chaxra said looking up at Xemnas.
"Compared to me, you are."
"How old are you anyway?"
"That is none of your business," Xemnas said while not looking at her.
"You're OLD aren't you?"
"No."
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm NOT."
"You just don't want to tell me 'cos you're OLD."
"Remember the kitchens?"
"Oh. You're good at black-mail, y'know that?"
"Thankyou."
"It wasn't a compliment."
Xemnas grabbed Chaxra suddenly by her hand.
"Hey, what're you--Argh!"
The place that they had been walking moments before was suddenly vanished into a lot of swirly black... stuff. There isn't really another way to describe it. There was a loud whooshing noise and then they were moving forwards at speeds generally deemed unsafe by most people who had a brain.
"AAIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Chaxra screamed while attempting to hold onto Xemnas's coat.
"Stop screaming in my ear!" yelled Xemnas.
"I'LL SCREAM ALL I WANT, THANKYOU VERY MUCH! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
She then stopped deafening Xemnas as she toppled head first into a bush, knocking all the breath out of her lungs. The world spun alarmingly around her, or so she thought.
"Wooo, dizzy..." Chaxra said and sat up with some effort.
"Please refrain from doing that in future," said Xemnas, who was standing several feet away pulling leaves out of his silver hair.
"Heh heh... you got CRUD in your hair," she said giggling as she stood up and instantly collided with a tree.
"Shut up," he responded.
"I'm sorry to say this Superior, but that was probably the most undignified landing I have ever seen," said someone who was walking towards them.
"THANKYOU Number Eleven," said Xemnas as coldly as somebody who had just fallen into several topiary bushes and now had visible evidence of bushes in his hair could be.
"What's with your HAIR?!" exclaimed Chaxra loudly.
"What do you mean by that?" asked the Nobody that was now standing in front of them.
"It's PINK!"
"Do you have a problem with it being that colour?"
"YES, I DO. What gender are you?!"
"I'm a MAN as I would expect to be plainly obvious--Oh my gosh!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PLANTS?!" he howled, throwing himself at his wrecked flowers.
A grin slowly started to spread over Chaxra's face.
"Well that's an evil look," said Xemnas who was now backing away rather quickly from the newly recruited Nobody.
"Superior... Is his element by any chance... Flora?"
"Yes. Why?" Xemnas answered suspiciously.
"Oooooohh, no reason," she said airily, flapping her hand at him as she stepped closer to the rather unfortunate Nobody in front of her, sobbing over his beloved rose bushes.
"Hey Flowerboy," said Chaxra sweetly, crouching on the ground next to the mortified Number Eleven.
In the background Xemnas put his face in his hands and wondered why he had ever decided to bring this quite obviously insane teenager home with him.
"What do you want, garden-destroyer--What did you just call me?!"
"Flowerboy. It be your name."
There was silence for a few seconds.
"No it isn't! My name is MARLUXIA."
"You are Flowerboy," Chaxra said loudly.
"No I'm no-OW!" said Marluxia before Chaxra slapped him over the head.
"No! Bad Flowerboy!" she scolded.
"Superior? Can't you do something about her?!" wailed Marluxia rubbing his head while Chaxra stood behind him laughing madly like some sort of demonic force of evil.
"...well I'd better be going now, lots to do and everything..." said Xemnas striding off hastily towards the massive castle that was on the right hand side of the not-so-pretty-anymore garden.
"Marluxia, you can show Chaxra around the... place and… Yes. Goodbye!"
"No! Don't leave me here!" yelled Marluxia wildly.
But Xemnas was looooong gone. Wow. He's fast. Chaxra thought to herself. Now, for some fun...
"Flowerboy... How old are you?" she asked with her 'innocent' look on her face.
"I'm not going to answer that question."
"Why not?"
"Because you don't need to know."
"Why not?"
"Because you DON'T."
"You're old aren't you?"
"I am not."
"Yes you are. Otherwise you would have told me already."
"No I wouldn't."
"Oh really? WHY?"
"Because--" he said, or rather tried to say but Chaxra cut him off.
"WHY? WHY? WHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?"
"Shut up!"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
"Argh!" said Marluxia in frustration.
"Bad Flowerboy!"
WHACK!
"OW!!!! Stop hitting me!"
"NEVER!!!"
To be continued...
...No comment. By Chaxra-san.