Disclaimer: The characters in this story are not mine, so I just take them out and play with them sometimes. Ever hear the "Coin Operated Boy"? Check the song out and see if you like it.

ATTENION; THERE IS A LEMON HERE M/M (YEPEE YAOI)

Shu thought he was alone in the house and on the couch huddled up under his ratty blanket holding his chest where his heart laid in a virtual death grip. He was scared to death, because it was pitch dark and scary, and he was too scared to get up to turn on the lights because something might grab him since the light switch was on the other side of the room. He had woke up 15 minutes ago covered in his blanket and a thin layer of sweat by this time. He had immediately proceeded to wad himself up similar to an armadillo. He had seen pictures and he knew that this was the posture the armadillo took to protect him self. He knew he had to be alone in the apartment or he would have heard the tapping on the Yuki's keyboard if Yuki were there and working on his deadline. Well, it couldn't do any harm to check.

"Yuki" he queered in a low, soft voice.

"Yuki are you there?" Using a louder voice this time

"Hum…Yuki?" Now he practically yelled it and in the process scared himself so bad that he jumped.

Yuki, hiding in the shadow of the study door decided that it was time that he had a little fun. 'Why not,' he thought,' the Brat is always disturbing me… so a little pay- back sounded really good. The game would consist of jumping out at Shu and scaring the boy and maybe even getting him to wet himself', Yuki almost giggled at that thought but he cringed and swore that he didn't giggle for that was a 'girl thing, and he was defiantly not girlie'. Then came his chance and he jumped out at Shu, yelling loudly out of the study," Boo, got you."

Shuichi nearly jumped to the ceiling then realized it was Yuki. He began crying copious mounts of tears drenching the front of his shirt and parts of his blanket. "You are so mean, Yuki. I can't trust you at all. You could give me a heart attack." And to emphasize the fact he held on to his blanket above his heart with an absolute death grip now quickly becoming his signature move with Yuki around. He continued to cry until the author actually felt bad that he had pulled the joke on the boy, "God, Shuichi, What… is wrong with you? All I did was startle you a bit….that was all I did!" "I forgot it was you, okay?" Yuki looked at his little lover and his face was as white as could be and he was not sure Shu was okay.

"Maybe I better take you to the hospital Shu." Yuki said with worry seeping into his voice.

This got to Shu and he liked this new side of Yuki. If he could only have it for a little while longer, but he knew Yuki would see through the ruse, so he sat up, held himself with his own arms in a hug to comfort him and nodded his head in the affirmative. "I am fine Yuki."

"No, you are not alright and you are going to the hospital to get tests." Yuki demanded.

"No Yuki, please, don't. I want to stay here at home."

Yuki looked suspiciously at Shu and said, "Ok, just this once we can be normal and not go running off to the hospital for the least little thing?"

Yuki looked at Shu in his beautiful eyes and found that he didn't want to send Shu to the hospital any more that Shu wanted to go. "Okay, you can stay home if you sleep in the bed with me and let me watch over you."

"It's a deal," said Shu with his brain doing a dance that could only be classified as a 'happy dance'. He was going to get to sleep with the person he loved most in the world. Could the world be more perfect? This was real gravitation (slow attraction of two objects with no decisions to be made on their parts for it was a total chemical pull of each).

Yuki bent down and picked Shu up and carried him like a bride to his room and gently laid him on his bed. It felt to Shi that this was the place in the world that he most belonged. He accidentally let out a nervous little giggle.

Yuki looked at him and raised an eyebrow. Shu just smiled and blushed. Well, Shu was where he wanted to be and Yuki thought as he looked at the boy it was where he wanted him to be, too.

"You better get some of those clothes off and get under the covers so you can keep warm and be more comfortable, "said Yuki.

Shu smiled a sly smile and licked his lips after unbuttoning each button as he looked into Yuki's eyes in a firm and steady gaze. Then when he got to the end of the line of buttons he rose and slid each sleeve down his arms slowly and then lay back down. "Is that okay Yuki?" Shu asked with a very soft shy voice and slowly raised his arms behind his head.

Yuki just stared and then gulped hard. Shu knew what he was doing to the older man for he could see the effect as there was a fullness rising in his pants and Shu would have to pay the price for this taunting. Yuki just played along with the ruse and placed his hand on Shu's forehead…"Hum….it doesn't seem to have a fever so I guess you could go spend the night on the couch."

Shu looked sad at Yuri knowing he had lost and said" Sure I guess that would be okay."

Then Yuki went back to thinking and remembered the condition the tightness that his pants were in. Well, he could still have fun with this, so he said," On the other hand I believe you better sleep here just in case you have another attack." Shu was ecstatic but tried notto show it for he was used to living with Yuki. What could he do to get under the older man's skin? He lay there and thought for a while and then the great thought took him by surprise.

Shu said" It sure is getting hot in here I think I will take off my pants." So off came the orange shorts and there showed up his Naruto underpants. Yes, orange, with a blonde spiked haired boy in orange white and blue dressed on them of course. Suddenly out came the laugh of a lifetime, because Yuki was laughing so hard Shu thought he had lost his mind. Shu started to cry again. His lover didn't like his favorite anime personality. He started to get out of bed and was grabbed heavily by the arms and the underpants were jerked off.

Yuki took Shu and pressed him down on the bed and said." That is the last straw, you are mine now and I am going to do everything I can too you to make you happy and to get your mind off that blond on your underwear and on this blond in front of you. Shu could not hold his smile back because it was from ear to ear and his eyes sparkled like the stars. Yuki took time with each eye closing it and kissed the stars.

Shu suddenly felt a cold slippery finger in his personal place and then another with a scissors effect and finally the third finger. He moaned with each added finger and he moved to get as much feeling as he could with the movement of the each finger. Then there was the finger pressed against his prostrate and he thought he would pass out with ecstasy. Yuki took off his clothes as fast as they could come and lather up his equipment with oil and dipped the head in the place it was meant to belong and with all the slowness he could hold on to he shoved it into its home. Shu yelled out and Yuki stopped as soon as possible and said," Are you ok Shu"? He looked with worry on his face. Shu looked up at him and smiled. "Why did you stop?" "From the sound I thought I hurt you," said Yuki. Shu looked at Yuki and smiled." "Am I going to have to explain to a writer the difference in ecstasy and pain?" "And you call yourself a writer," Shu said and laughed at Yuki but not for long for the destination of Yuki's love was hit hard and started moving as fast as possible. They both hit orgasms at the same time flopping to each others side in exhaustion. Shu finally moved and laid his head on Yuki's chest and told Yuki mumbling with all he had left "I love you." And with that he snuggled up to Yuki and pulled the covers over them and they slipped into a post coital nap.

A/N; THIS IS FOR TWO VERY INSPERATIONAL PEOPLE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU BOTH AND AM HAPPY FOR YOU.

Another Note, to all who read this, it was written in fun for me and I tried to make it read well. I hope you liked it. Review if you want and if you don't I hope you liked it anyway. Until next time don't forget to sparkle.