This is from the UN's point of view and how no one seems to enjoy his company unless they need something. Yes, it's a poem.


Well, I guess I'm just nothing

Simply a bridge that's been half burnt,

Someone to turn to

When you forget all you've learnt.

I'm of no use to you

Unless something has gone wrong

Thrown aside and forgotten

Once the problem is all gone.

Two-faced, empty and selfish

You spurn those with nothing to give

If they cannot gain you favour

You filter them like a sieve.

I've tried to reach out and help you,

But I have nothing that you want

I'm neither cool nor fun nor exciting

I have nothing for you to flaunt.

Treated like a useless toy,

Broken, boring and sad,

Yeah? Well I'm done with this

I'm the best friend you never had.


Yeah, really angsty and angry. I feel like this is how the UN feels because all the countries are like, "But we don't wanna do that~" until something really bad happens, in which case they're like, "You're my best friend, please help me!" Read and review please dearies!

Como Siempre,

La Reina Escocia