A/N: this is actually the first one I wrote and liked it so much I just had to make another one :) again this kid is pure bred through Pepperony so please read, enjoy and review.
Harley-James Anthony Stark's Guide To Surviving Life When Your Dad Is Iron Man
1. Avoid using your last name in all situations if possible.
2. Don't try a relationship with girls, they all just want money or to say they've slept with Iron Man's son.
3. Never sleep with the same woman twice and always make sure they're not married ( never making that mistake again)
4. Always go to their place so you can slip out un noticed and without confrontation the next morning.
5. Attend most meetings so your PA, Kerrie Carter doesn't yell at you.
6. When you want something just drop Dad's name and it will be handed to you on a silver platter.
7. Visit mom and dad a couple times a week or mom will get offended and her sad face really will guilt trip you to do anything.
8. Do not mess with Uncle Rhodey because he will tell dad whom you've also pranked and they will infest your apartment with bugs and vandalize it just because you put a vegetable in the tailpipe of Dad's Spyder and Uncle Rhodey's F150.
9. Remember to have fun and cherish people but do not trust all people. They have to be put through hell first if they want your trust and respect.
10. Most importantly do not be like Dad and fall in love with your PA when you have a multi-national, billion dollar company to run that your mother and father passed on to you when you turned 21, but it might be too late for that one.
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So if like me you like this leave me a review maybe and Kcrella, thank you so so much for helping :)
Alright guys I'll see you soon with the puzzle :)