Disclaimer: This is a joke, don't tell me this is crap, it's supposed to be.
2D looked next to him. Tears stained Johnny's cheeks. "I'm sorry.." he murmured out, grabbing his younger lover's hand.
Johnny violently snatched his hand back, whipping it to cleanse it.
"Johnny... Please…. If anyone knew about this my career would be over… Please…." 2D begged, a pleading look in his two dents in his head that replaced his eyes.
"...But… This is no fair! I love you 2D!"
The Brit nodded a bit, "Please… This is for the best…"
Johnny looked down at the bundle in his arms, "What about him?"
"...Well… He has to go… I have my band, and a baby would be frowned upon, and you're too young to take care of a baby…"
Johnny nodded again, looking into it, "...He has your eyes…"
"And your hair.." 2D smiled a bit.
Johnny sighed, "Well… I guess it's time to say goodbye.."
2D nodded, as he leaned over, kissing the baby's head.
Johnny set the baby down in an alley next to a trash bin, with a tag with his name on it in his basket.
"Bye Tommy…" Johnny turned away, his spiky red and yellow hair glimmering in the light cast by the street lamp.
The baby began crying, until he found he was being rolled away.
Soon he was in a house, but this house only had two things in it besides furniture. A bowling ball and a pineapple. Author's Note: I'm sorry… it's just… I was tired and I began thinking Tom looks like 2D and Johnny Test, with Johnny's hair, and 2D's eyes, and all three if I remember correctly, have something blue..