Author's Note: Thought this would be cool. I had an idea.
Disclaimer: I'm not Eion Colfer or Disney. So therefore, I do not own Artemis Fowl. No matter how much I dream I did.
Please let me know if I misspell anything. It really helps.
Why Artemis Fowl hates lollipops
Artemis Fowl was acting like a normal five-year old boy. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe Artemis Fowl acting normal. Anyway, Artemis was in the park only a couple of miles away from the manor, sitting on a bench.
Eating a lollipop.
It was a big lollipop. And when I say was, it was. The lollipop had decreased about ten times less in seven minutes. The lollipop now looked like a regular, small lollipop.
Artemis deiced he wanted to bite the lollipop off the stick. Artemis took the bite and succeeded.
But then, a soccer ball came right behind Artemis and hit him in the head. Artemis choked on the small piece of candy. Butler rushed over. After saving Artemis, he searched for the kid who hit him, but was already gone.
"Artemis, are you okay?" Butler asked, picking Artemis up off the ground and onto the bench.
"I guess. I just know that I am never going to have another lollipop again in my life." Artemis and Butler drove home. When then got there, Butler threw out the rest of the lollipops.
Artemis cheered when they were all gone.
And that is way Artemis Fowl does not like lollipops.
The End