Disclaimer: Who wouldn't wish for Junjo Romantica to be theirs? And so do i. ;-)


"2013 IS DEFINITELY THE WORST YEAR IN MY LIFE!" Misaki stalked into the living room after pushing away Akihiko angrily, annoyed by the fact that his peaceful afternoon nap was woken up by sexual harassments, as usual.

"Why! How could you say that! It was my best year ever!" Akihiko followed after him immediately, trying to pacify Misaki into completing the act of sexual harassment as his hands reached out and unclothed Misaki.

"PLEASE STOP IT USAGI-SAN OR I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!"

Akihiko smirked at the bravery of Misaki trying to sue him for sexual harassment. Like hell it did be possible. Probably it would be possible before this year, but it would never be possible this year, and the many many years that may follow.

Sitting Misaki properly down on the sofa, Akihiko swiftly took a seat opposite him. With hands folded across his chest, he stared into Misaki's green soulful eyes.

Misaki was caught off guard by the sudden change in Akihiko's behavior as the harassment stopped. He looked back at him curiously, trying to prepare himself for any sudden attacks. He just had way too much experiences in dealing with Akihiko's sexual harassments. However, for at least 5 minutes, they sat facing each other in silent, eyeing each other suspiciously.

Haha, looks like Usagi-San is repenting on his sins right now. Not too bad I guess, for he's repenting before 2013 ends. At least he is not going to bring all his perverted thoughts into a new year, Misaki smiled to himself. Nonetheless, it took less than 5 seconds again for him to stop smiling as Akihiko opened his mouth to remind Misaki of what seemed like a horrible fact to Misaki.

"Misaki, if you haven't already forgotten the fact that we have gotten married this year, I am hereby reminding you that as a married couple, I have the rights to harass you sexually," with an evil pause, Akihiko continued, "don't try to sue me sweetheart. I may not be a lawyer but I definitely know the laws."

FUCK NOOOOO, Misaki was screaming inside his head, MARRIED. WHY ON EARTH MUST HE BRING THIS UP AS EVERY BLOODY EXCUSE TO ANY ACTIONS OF HIS.

It wasn't like Misaki hated living with Akihiko or anything. Whether they were married or not, nothing much had changed. They had been living together since ages ago. Had sex for over probably ten thousand (A/N: was just trying to exaggerate it from Misaki's POV) times?! Like once or more each day they lived together probably and given Misaki's character, he was of course deeply embarrassed by such facts. Hence, he hated to be reminded that he was married. And that he could no longer escape from Akihiko's hands. Not like he wanted to anyway.

"Err, it's time for afternoon tea. Usagi-San, what type of tea do you want to drink this afternoon?" Trying his very best to change a topic, Misaki made his way to the kitchen and took out the tea set, "How about traditional chinese green tea today? After all, it's the last day of the year again and I thought we should have a memorable last 2013 afternoon tea together!"

Misaki's eyes were all shimmering as he spoke, looking as cheerful as he could be. Akihiko laughed slightly. He knew all of Misaki's tricks to change the topic every time the "we-are-actually-married" fact was brought up.

Akihiko smiled slyly as he answered Misaki, "In fact, why not we change the afternoon tea to afternoon sex? I'm sure it'll be pretty memorable, or at least I'll make it as memorable as you want it to be."

Misaki's face was turning into a very deep shape of red, IS THIS MAN A BLOODY JAPANESE? HOW CAN HE SPEAK OF SUCH EMBARRASSING THINGS WITHOUT FEELING EVEN SLIGHTLY ASHAMED OF HIMSELF, "Afternoon sex huh, I suggest why don't you go to sleep and have a good dream about it. I'm sure the Misaki in your dreams would love to perform it for you very much. As for me, I'll be here drinking tea. Feel free to join me when you wake up."

Truth was that Akihiko was deeply aroused. He always liked Misaki to challenge him, to reject him. He decided that it was time for a change.

"Misaki, before I go to a deep slumber to dream about sex, do you remember last time you promised me that you'll do one thing of my wish before the end of every year? Well, I have yet to redeem the thing of this year."

Misaki walked towards Akihiko with a tea cup in his hands and sat down on the sofa, " Yes I do. Have you thought of what you want, Usagi-San?" He was always eager to do something for Akihiko as he felt that he had always been the one receiving, and receiving too much from Akihiko.

Before he knew it, Akihiko pulled him into a deep kiss. Misaki fought the sudden attack initially but gave in shortly after as he was melting away from the hot touches of Akihiko's tongue with his. It was Akihiko's goal to lure Misaki into a confused state, which he was definitely always in during sex.

"I want a blow job. Heh," Akihiko whispered into Misaki's ears and he brought Misaki's hand to his hard-on that was already in much need of desperate attention.

"Nani! You've got to be kidding me! You knew the most I ever did was to kiss you and that already took up all my courage... It's impossible. I rej..."

Before he could mumbled the word reject, he felt his hand on it. And it was melting him away. So hard... So hot... He couldn't help but felt his hand starting to move up and down, caressing it initially but his hand started to move faster, as though that hand was not his and was already out of his control. It felt way too good to stop, way too good to even care about his embarrassment. He did not care how Akihiko might tease him later, he just wanted to continue with what he was doing. He finally seemed to understood how Akihiko was feeling all these years giving him endless hand jobs.

"Hand job," Misaki resolved and Akihiko was only too pleased to have some actions taken than no action at all and all he did was to nod in pleasure.

Misaki leaned in to steal Akihiko's breaths away, as if trying to suffocate him in his kisses as a revenge for his endless sexual harassments. His hand continued rubbing against Akihiko's erection. The friction... fuck, it is just way too hot, too perfect... He was actually amazed by how much he knew for something that he didn't dream to do before and had never tried before either. For that instance, he was glad that he had actually read all of Akihiko's BL novels. Secretly of course.

As Misaki quickened the movements of his hand, both of them can feel the intense heat that is created by the friction between the touching skins. Pleasure overwhelmed both of them as they heard a loud moan coming from Akihiko while he climaxed.

"That. Was. Absolutely. Amazing. Misaki, I have never dreamt of you being able to do it so well."

Misaki gave a quick and shy smile as he snuggled closer to Akihiko's large warm chest. Those sexy chest muscle had always made Misaki's heart skip a beat. Akihiko gave Misaki a tight hug.

"You know, I know you're too tired from hearing I love you many times every day. But let me say it one more time. I love you Misaki, more than anything else in the world. You may feel that you're not the best match in the world for me but you know what, you are the only one who can make my life complete. You know how long I've waited before I had finally found you? My entire lifetime! It's only because this happiness is not easy to come by and so I'm cherishing it much more, way more than I ever did cherish anyone, not even Takahiro. I love you." Akihiko kissed Misaki's hair as he emphasized his love once more.

He was always the one protecting me, loving me as if I was the most precious thing alive,"I love you, Akihiko. Thank you for yet another wonderful year. 2013 is my best year ever, because I married you."

They lied there without talking for very long, so long that Akihiko thought the motionless Misaki had fallen asleep once again. Only then did he felt that the patch of his shirt where Misaki's face was lying on was turning wet slowly.

Akihiko reached and stroked Misaki's hair softly, "Silly, don't cry. It's a new year soon. We will go through it together, go through the rest of our lives together."

Misaki nodded, feeling glad that he had met Akihiko. And that he became his everything. They became each others' everything. He was feeling so glad, so damn glad that 2013 was going to end very well.

While he was having such sentimental thoughts, Akihiko's mind had long drifted elsewhere.

"How about giving me a blow job now, Misaki?"

2013 ended very well for the Romantica couple. Very well indeed. In fact, too well beyond what Misaki imagined, or would have even wanted.