PC: Professor Cuddles at your service~ So, this is going to be two versions of the one story. Version A: You're about to read it and it short, simple and funny. Version B: Is going up soon but will be sad, longer than Version A and I'm stuck at the moment. Please tell me want you think! No flames though only constructive criticism.
You're still alive?!
Soft snores and mumbling was not often heard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, but today they were. 1:30 in the morning was when they started and a small group of 4 animatronics surrounded the sleeping night guard
"Nooo! Leave my beer alone Sofa! You're such a couch potato!" Mike mumbled, reaching his hand out and gentle slapping Chica in the face. A fifth animatronic appeared slouched up against the back wall of the security office.
"No. Sofa I will not come out of the closet. Fine then, if I must. I'm… Beer-sexual. It's like bisexual except with beer. Oh you mean actually come out of the closet that I'm hiding in? No."
"Did he just say what I think he just said?" Was the golden coloured bear's reaction.
"Yarr, he did. If I didn't hear it wit' me own ears I wouldn't think it to be true." Foxy answered, after everyone (except Freddy since he was used to it) got over the shock of Goldie appearing out of nowhere like he does.
"You know; we're never going to use to that." Bonnie yelped, stubbing his toe on the chair, knocking it over. Mike fell out of the chair with a thud, making a very embarrassing squeak when he hit his head and woke up.
"Well, I'm dead." Was the very calm sentence that came out of his mouth once he saw the laughing animatronics.
"No, ye've given me a jolly hoot and hollar. Haven't done that in years. th' others, I ain't shout fer them." Foxy laughed out, clutching his furry side. Mike wasn't wake enough to deal with this. He didn't care if got fired.
"Fuck this shit I'm out!" He walked out, passed the animatronics that were laughing so hard them where sparking and out the front door where he walked home in the moon light. But realizing he did care if he got fired he walked right back in and went back a sleep against the desk. Loud shout rang through the pizzeria that morning when the day workers found him. Sighing about how they would have to dispose of another body, they grabbed Mike's wrist to drag him away.
"OMFG YOU'E STILL ALIVE!?"
Mike later got fired for 'tampering with the animatronics'.
PC: Soo... is it any good? Professor Cuddles, out!