?!: Title?

Strider:...Why am I here?

?!: He talks? It's a miracle!

Roll: Of Course the funny man talks. Just a minute ago, he was saying what a bitch you are...Megaman, what's a "bitch"?

Megaman: Now Roll, the Professor Light wouldn't want you saying that word...It's very bad...glares at Strider

?!: My heart breaks...Anyhoo! Megaman came up with the title hurray!

Megaman: Marvel vs Capcom- The Glitch Chronicles

Roll: Snuggly Jin!

Strider: ...I hate you all!!

?!: whispering exceptforjinsaotomeapparently...

Strider: WHAT DID YOU SAY blushy

?!: Nothing...

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Glitch Segment 1: Snuggly Jin!

For some odd reason, Marvel superheroe, Spiderman decided to team up with the outrageous robot controlling-loud mouth guy Jin Saotome. (wtf was I thinking when I was playing..) Pay attention, their fourth match of the day was about to start.

Guile didn't understand why he always ended up with the weirdos, but if it was to protect the kid (Chun-Li) he'd pair up with a million weirdos...Even if it was the all too amorous Dan Hibiki.

"Spiderman? Hey, is this an expedition match, or..." Guile asked the young man in his striped suit. "I have no idea why, we're fighting, but...Let's make this a good live huh?" Spider-man suggested. Jin said nothing, he only eyed his opponents like a hungry newborn female hyena, and let me tell you, that's scary even to me! But the ever loving Dan just gave the two of them a cute stance and wave, almost feminine. (If you notice, most of his clothes are like that...) "Hi, I'm new." He gave an anime-like girl laugh. (Whoa, I think his intro is like Chun Li's xD)

"So I see, hello!" said the man in spider clothes. He was squinting at his shocking hot pink gi. And Dan, was of course, eyeing...Jin Saotome, with his tight pants...Almost leering creepily. Guile sighed, but before he could say another word-

FIGHT!!

Spider man, being the most nimble, made the first move,"Spider Sting!" he gave Guile an uplifting uppercut followed by a 4-hit combo. "Owie," said the large man. He did a quick recovery roll. "Try this! Sonic Hurricane!!" effectively knocking the other man to the ground. "Wow, you're coming for Charlie aren't you? If you don't hook up with a gal soon, people will start to wonder..." Spidey commented slyly.

"Huh!?" The machoman's face went light red.

"Too slow! Maximum Spider!" He went into his super burst mode, attacking the army man like no tommorrow! Guile's health was really depleted by this time. "Ha, uhhh, you are so cruel Parker...Damn..." Guile told Peter while running out of breath. "Well, maybe, if I just hook you up with the man, you would stop blushing everytime I-" He stopped when he actually noticed Guile blushed when he called Charlie's name.

"Ohhh, heh heh heh. Charlie!" He went to try Guile with a round house. "No way! Sonic Boom!" Thinking on his feet, Guile started to play Spiderman's game. "Hey Miss Black Cat! Spidey wanted you to know how hot you're looking today, and he was wonder later on could you guys make a web in an alley and-"

"ULTIMATE WEB THROW!!"

You couldn't tell by looking, but the photographer's voice showed that what Guile said was very true.

And of corse Guile was knocked out after the impact. The so called heroe rushed over to the sleeping man, with evil intent.

"Hey Spidey," called the vixen Black Cat. "Hold on a sec,"

"Guile, it's me Charlie...Won't you come over, just a little closer? I won't hurt you baby, unless you won't me to..." He gave a seductive chuckle a predator might use, scary...

"Hmmm, okay, let me grab my bad waffle from Kid..."

Peter almost burst out laughing in his ear, but he wasn't done yet.

"Shh, I have all the waffles you'll ever need, just come with me...I need you..." He let his voice fade out to something less than a whisper, while running a finger down the sleeping man's cheek. He walked over to his partner Cat before bursting out into a fit with her. "Spidey! Stop, this is serious now! Ha ha! Jin-Jin" "Likes bad waffles too!" Spiderman wasn't helping at all. "No! Ever since the match started, him and that Dan guy disappeared, sounded like I heard a call for help over there..." She pointed to the right direction of the 2D screen.

"Aww Shonen!" This entire time, he didn't realize that there weren't any other fight sounds, how did he not notice? They walked over to the extreme right of the screen. "Damn, we can't go any father...Jeez, guess we gotta wait now..." Black Cat sighed. "Well, we do have 69 seconds left...We could..."

One minute later (lol)...

"I can't do what I want in one minute Kit Cat."

"Aww man!" She began to go back to her assist spot.

"Don't worry, any second now...We'll just call it a day...And then-"

TIME'S UP!!

Black Cat and Spiderman waited for a moment...Then a few more moments...

"Hey! Saotome! Hibiki, where ARE you guys?" Spidey yelled out."Charlie gimme backmymallsmileyundies..." Guile drabbled off in his sleep. As if on cue, Jin jumped onto the screen, with his victory pose. The only difference was that-

"And one for-What the hell!" Spiderman's senses told him to look at Jin before posing for his camera shot. And damn you if Dan Hibiki wasn't snuggling on Jin. Jin's face was stuck in his victory yell, but all you could hear was "Ta-Tashkitou...(I think that means, 'save me')

"Couldn't you save that for later! Jeez, this entire time!" Dan was still on the smaller man's shoulder, in the crook of his neck...

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?!: That glitch actually happened with the whole Dan on-top of Jin thing, I was so mad because I barely beat Guile!

Dan: But he's so comfy! cuddlies Jin

Striderz; Grrr...Evil Hiryu Death Glare ho!

Jin: It's not my fault! Get off meeeee!

?!: Hmmm, leme try! cuddlie yay! Wow he is!! Kyaaa!

Dan: Toldya! Kyuuuu!

Strider: THAT'S IT!! Legion!!

?! and Dan: Aww puppies!!

OWIEEEE!!

Jin: Oro? Droooo...gets hauled off

Strider: Mine DAMMIT!! And they aren't puppies!

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